Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

"Can you shut up!" Sisley roared in his heart with some irritation.

"Why should I shut up? Don't think that I don't know what kind of person you are. If your enemy is standing in front of you now, you will definitely be crazier than me!" Golden Eagle said arrogantly.

"Warda? You're like this at home now. How can you be so good when you go to Hogwarts? Which one of us is the master!" Sisley rubbed his temples and walked out slowly. The room roared in his mind.

"Don't act like a master, and don't yell like an old child. You want to pretend to be a senior and go to Hermione! As for going to Hogwarts, of course you can kill as many as you can, but don't let it go and do it properly. You rainbow fart, don't forget how many people I killed for you last night, and I know all about your little hobbies, so don't force me to go around fooling around!"

Sisley took a deep breath and then forced a smile on his face and said: "Ah... can they understand what you say?"

"If you have the ability, let me out. Just one head is enough. See if I can speak." Golden Eagle curled his lips and said.

"Tsk tsk tsk, okay, I want to see what you can say!" As he said this, Sisley was not used to the golden eagle. He waved his hand gently, and the big head of the golden eagle suddenly appeared and shouted: "Saples Madfak..."

Sisley looked embarrassed and quickly stuffed the big head back.

Hermione and Ethan looked at Sisley in confusion.

"What did you just say?" Hermione said with the corner of her mouth twitching.

"Uh... I accidentally fell asleep just now, talking in my sleep, and... the dementors are about to escape." Sisley quickly changed the subject after making up the lie.

"Come on, you can really talk!" Sisley whispered in his heart.

"Nonsense, can you let me out?" Golden Eagle asked.

"Listen to me first, don't you think it's fun to tease Hermione? Think about it, Hermione thinks I don't know the Patronus Charm now, but what if something happens that Hermione can't solve? If there is trouble, the two of us will directly save the beauty."

"Hermione will then find out that she thought she had caught up with me, but it was just my merciful indulgence towards her. Don't you feel very happy when that happens?" Sisley kept puzzling.

"Hmph! If you are a pervert, don't think that I am also a pervert, okay?" The golden eagle said with his head held high in Sisley's soul space.

"You are the continuation of my personality. Do you have any conscience in saying this?" Sisley rolled his eyes and complained softly.

"...Okay, deal, but when the time comes, you want me to play first after Hermione has condensed the Patronus." The golden eagle said quietly after being silent for a while.

"playing what?"

"Hermione's patronus!"

"Oh...whatever." Sisley said nonchalantly.

"Hmph hum hum..." The golden eagle who received the promise huddled in Sisley's soul space and tried not to look at the dementors in the room, humming quietly.

"Can you please be quiet and don't go crazy!" Sisley said helplessly.

"It's very boring." Golden Eagle whispered.

"Then lower your voice and hum more pleasantly." Sisley rolled his eyes.

"Haha, don't you know your singing talent?" Jin Diao said sarcastically.

"Of course I have some, can you also have some?" Sisley roared in his heart.

"What, isn't it just singing? I wish I could lower my voice...Tsk, tsk, tsk..." said the golden eagle Nuonuo.

The golden eagle finally calmed down, and Sisley sat down again and watched quietly as Hermione used the water grinding technique to scrape the Dementor. It even felt like the Dementor didn't lose any blood at all, it was just suppressed.

"Your little girlfriend has some cabbage." Golden Eagle suddenly said.

"Why did you come out again?" Sisley sighed.

"I gave myself a name, so you don't have to call me Golden Eagle in the future." Golden Eagle said in a high voice.

"what is it call?"

"Seven Ryder Sydney!"

"Okay Xiaoqi." Sisley nodded and said to himself.

"It's Seven Ryder Sydney!" Xiao Qi shouted.

"No problem, Xiaoqi." Sisley said again.

"Mmp!" Xiao Qi curled her lips.

The bickering between Sisley and Xiao Qi ended, and Ethan over there also tied up the Dementor again and handed Hermione a glass of hot water.

"Get some rest, the Patronus Charm still consumes a lot of magic power." Ethan said.

"Yeah." Hermione nodded, feeling a little tired, and sat down on the sofa next to Sisley.

"School is about to start..." Sisley suddenly said faintly when he thought of this.

"Yes, the two of them are going to start a world of two again." Hermione opened her eyes tiredly and said.

"uh-huh..."

.........the next day...

"You really don't need me to accompany you?" Ethan stood on platform nine and three-quarters, looking at Sisley who was about to board the train and asked carefully.

"Really, with a professor like you on the train, those wizards were scared like quails. Besides, do we still have to go find Harry and Ron?" Ethan spread his hands and said.

"Well, there won't be any danger anyway." Ethan glanced at the back of an adult wizard who entered the carriage and said faintly.

"Well, see you in the evening." Sisley led Hermione into the car and waved to Ethan with his back.

After entering the carriage, the two began to look for traces of Harry and Ron, but Sisley was still keenly aware that the wizards in the carriage looked at him in a slightly strange way.

"It looks like I have to beat Draco to vent his anger. It's so irritating!" Sisley muttered in a low voice as he walked.

"What did you say?" Hermione asked confused.

"I said Draco should be beaten again, and I haven't vented my anger yet." Sisley said sullenly.

"Yeah, indeed!" Hermione nodded.

"Sisley! Hermione!" At this moment, Ron's head appeared in a private room at the end of the carriage and waved to Sisley and the two.

"Finally found you!" Sisley and Hermione said as they trotted over.

"Come in quickly." Ron opened the box door and said.

"Hmm, this sleeping wizard is..." Sisley asked after entering the box and looking at the sleeping wizard leaning on the back of the chair with his arms crossed.

"Remus Lupin, he must be the teaching assistant." Hermione also noticed Lupin sleeping and reminded him in a low voice.

"How do you know?" Harry asked doubtfully.

"Professor Thorne told us, and his name is on the box." Hermione also pointed to a line of words engraved on a box on the luggage rack.

"Then let's keep our voices down. He must be very tired from looking like this." Harry nodded.