Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

Sisley tiptoed across the elf's long table and walked towards the room called the storage room at the end of the room.

There were no accidents along the way. After reaching the door of the storage room, Sisley found a clean box and sat down, waiting for the elves to finish making this batch and sneak into the storage room.

Finally, the wizard sitting in the small window at the door came out with a dead fish eye, holding a box and began to collect the devices made by the elves from table to table.

After filling the box, he cast a levitating spell on the box, walked towards the storage room, held the door handle and pressed it down gently. Sisley saw the opportunity and followed him into the storage room. .

With quick eyes and quick hands, I began to scan the brands on the shelves, and finally found a shelf with a sign saying "Dedicated detector for fireplace circuits".

Sisley quickly took five or six items from the shelf and stuffed them into the rings. At this time, the wizard also finished placing the things and opened the door.

Seeing the opportunity, Sisley quickly slipped out through the crack in the door and walked towards the door step by step.

at this time...

"Ouch!" An elf with no eyes ran over quickly and bumped into Sisley, causing him to stagger.

The elf was running too fast. Although Sislay noticed it, the range of movement should not be too large when using illusion. Sislay could only avoid it as much as possible, but he was still hit.

"The toe hit something invisible!" the elf rubbed his forehead and shouted.

"Who is there! Come out!" The wizard immediately took out his wand and shouted.

Sisley rolled his eyes helplessly. The grimoire appeared out of thin air and imprisoned the space here. Then he removed the disillusionment spell and revealed his true face.

"This is a subordinate unit of the Ministry of Magic! If you do evil here, the Ministry of Magic will not let you go!" The wizard was relieved to see that Sisley was just a little wizard, but he still shouted loudly.

"Hey, I originally wanted to be careful not to be discovered by you." Sisley curled his lips and said.

"Hmph! Now I've discovered you!" the wizard said confidently.

"It doesn't matter. I'm confident that the number of witnesses will be reduced to zero. As I said that, I waved my wand violently, and the head of the elf that hit Sisley fell to the ground."

Then all kinds of curses, gray-white and miserable green, were cast on the elf for free. In less than two minutes, only Sisley and the stiff wizard were left in the room.

After giving the wizard a complete petrification, Sisley walked towards the wizard's office and took out a small black book with a line of gilded words on it: "Factory Log."

Sisley looked at it for a while and murmured: "The factory safety officer inspects it once every two months. The inspection was just completed yesterday. The quality inspector will only come when he leaves the warehouse. The next time he leaves the warehouse will be one year later. You can ah."

Sisley closed the factory log and threw it aside casually and asked: "How is your family?"

"I am...Muggle family...sir...you can take as much as you want, I won't talk too much..." the wizard opened his mouth and said with great effort.

"Are your parents connected to the wizarding world?" Sisley asked again.

"No...no."

"Where's your friend, girlfriend...or boyfriend?"

"I'm...alone."

Sisley nodded with satisfaction, waved his wand gently, and a green light flew towards the wizard.

"Calling it up." Sisley clapped his hands and disappeared into a burst of white mist.

A burst of white mist suddenly appeared in the Thorne family's living room, and Sisley appeared.

"I was afraid that two wouldn't be enough, so I took six." Sisley placed all the detectors on the sofa.

"No need for so much, I'm going to the Ministry of Magic." After saying that, Ethan picked up the two detectors and disappeared.

Sisley, on the other hand, picked up the remote control and started watching random stupid programs on TV.

Boom boom boom!

"The door is unlocked! Come in!"

Hermione opened the door and walked in. She looked at Sisley who was watching TV and said teasingly: "How was your drinking yesterday?"

Sisley suddenly looked embarrassed, and an awkward atmosphere filled the air.

"It's okay, I slept well." Sisley curled his lips helplessly and said.

"Do you remember the drunken words you said?" Hermione said with a raised eyebrow.

"Emmmm...what did I say?" Sisley turned his head stiffly and looked at Hermione and asked word by word.

"Ah... let me learn from you..."

As she spoke, Hermione raised her voice and said swaying: "This thing tastes delicious~"

"I don't want to sleep! I want to become an immortal!"

"You also said that Professor Thorne is a woman, and why do you think black holes taste like fried chicken?" Hermione said breathlessly with joy.

"Stop talking, okay?" Sisley said as he felt like the world was spinning and his whole body was about to die.

"Huh? No, I'm going to keep laughing at you about this." Hermione rolled her eyes and said.

"Ahhhhhhh!!! Stop talking! I'm begging you!" Sisley lay down on the sofa and shouted with his teeth bared.

"No, I just said, have to... eh!" Before Hermione could finish speaking, she suddenly saw Sisley flying towards her.

"I really beg you! Stop talking! Okay?" Sisley pressed Hermione on the sofa, pinched her shoulders with both hands, and said like a man-eating beast.

"You're not begging for help, are you?" Hermione felt the pain in her shoulders and rolled her eyes.

Immediately afterwards, there was a roar, and Ethan appeared in the living room. He gave Sisley and the two a startling glance, raised his eyebrows at them, and then distorted the space and disappeared.

Sisley just watched Ethan disappear with a confused expression, while Hermione on the other side also turned her head to look at Mrs. Granger at the door holding a plate of biscuits.

"Mom! It's not what you think?" Hermione shouted with a red face.

"It's okay, it's okay. Mom has been here before, and she understands everything. Long live your understanding." Mrs. Granger put the biscuits on the small table next to her and left, and thoughtfully closed the door tightly.

"Uh uh uh..." Then Sisley and Hermione looked at each other, and an invisible atmosphere spread in the air. They both sat up in tacit agreement and straightened the wrinkles on their bodies.

"Um...I'm going back first." Hermione said and walked to the entrance, bent down and changed her shoes. When she walked out, she turned back to Sisley and said, "You should practice your immortality well!" After saying that, she hurriedly said Closed the door.

"I want to die." Sisley's whole body lost its luster and collapsed on the sofa.