Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

"Crazy? It's not that serious, it sounds so ugly." Sisley curled his lips and said.

"Ah, yes, yes, that's not called going crazy, it's called becoming a complete Thorne." Phineas nodded in agreement.

"Haha..." Sisley was speechless.

"What about Sisley?" Hermione held Sisley's hand and said worriedly.

"It's okay, as long as you don't let me see that guy." Sisley waved his hand and said.

"I hope so. You can go now." Dumbledore pointed to the open exit.

"Okay, okay, maybe I need to take a nap..." Sisley walked out of the principal's office dejectedly.

............

Two days later...

"Thorne's madness reappears, the Daily Prophet is sweating!" ! ! 》——[Naysayer]

"The Daily Prophet teaches you how to live safely next to Thorne!" 》——[Daily Prophet]

"Twenty-one taboos for getting along with a Thorne!" 》——[Daily Prophet]

"One Hundred Things You Must Be Careful About When Being with a Thorne" - [Daily Prophet]

"What the hell is this?" Sisley was drinking tea in the auditorium while clenching the Daily Prophet in his hand and throwing it on the ground.

One of the young Gryffindor wizards sitting opposite Sisley changed his expression when he saw this, and moved his seat calmly.

For some reason, a young wizard at the Hufflepuff table next to the Gryffindor table suddenly trembled and felt that he was being targeted by some unspeakable terror.

"Apache??? Is there something behind me???" The little wizard asked tremblingly to his good friend next to him.

The little wizard named Apache looked back in confusion, and happened to see Sisley showing his figure. He took a deep breath, and then said thoughtfully: "Why don't we just skip this meal?"

The little wizard thought for a moment and asked his good friend to tell him the horror of not eating.

"Hey... let's go, let's go to the kitchen!" The little wizard nodded and pulled his good friend away quickly.

About a minute later, Sisley drank the tea at a suitable temperature and raised his head...

The wall beyond the Slytherin table can be seen.

"As for that?" He rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Absolutely. Look at that Lockhart. Madam Pomfrey's medical skills haven't come out yet... Of course, it's possible that she doesn't dare to come out." Ron said, trying his best to suppress his laughter.

"But if he's not healed yet, what about today's Defense Against the Dark Arts?" Harry said suddenly.

"........."

"Turn the textbook to page one hundred and twenty-four..." A low and flat voice echoed through the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, making people feel depressed unconsciously.

Sisley quietly raised his head and saw Snape's inquiring eyes, helplessly reading the book again.

"As expected..." He murmured faintly.

"The disarming spell, the spell is [Expelliarmuss], which appears as a red light. After hitting the enemy, his weapon will be released. Now work in pairs and practice this spell on each other." Snape said and waved lightly. With a wave of his magic wand, the desk in front of the little wizard disappeared instantly, followed by the chair he was sitting on.

Sisley stood up quickly and gave Hermione a hand, but the other little wizards were not so lucky, and most of them fell down.

"Why are you still standing there? Do you think the enemy will give you time to get up from the ground? Why don't you stand up and find your partner to start practicing!" Snape said with a frown.

Soon all the little wizards stood up and hurriedly found their partners and started to prepare. Some of them were like Sisley and Lockhart yesterday, holding their wands on their chests and bowing slightly to each other, but Snape They both kicked each other very rudely.

"Let's get started, let's go together." Hermione said, taking Sisley's arm.

"Okay, you come first." They said and distanced themselves.

Snape noticed that Sisley and Hermione quickly added: "Only disarming spells can be used, and any form of magic cannot be used, including magic applications, ancient magic, blood magic, and silent and wandless magic."

"You can't swing your fists either! Mr. Longbottom!" Snape said in a low voice, looking at Neville who had already raised his fists.

"But you can dodge." He added.

Looking at Sisley standing so simply, Hermione felt a rush of Alexander, took a deep breath and said, "I'm going to start!"

Sisley tilted his head and said: "You don't need to say anything... words to the enemy are a bit redundant."

"Expelliarmus!" Hermione pointed her wand at Sisley and said.

Sisley moved one foot back and turned slightly sideways, avoiding the magical red light emitted by Hermione.

"How about...you continue?" Sisley looked at Snape like a vulture guarding food, his eyes kept falling on Harry who was practicing with Ron on the other side, and whispered towards Hermione said.

"Is that okay?" Hermione glanced vaguely in Snape's direction, and then another red light flew towards Sisley.

Sisley tilted his head slightly, and the red light was dodged again.

"Look at your face. If I get disfigured, let's see who wants you." Sisley said teasingly.

"This spell won't harm you, and..." Hermione murmured with a slightly red face.

"Ahem! Don't chat during class time!" Snape coughed and said.

"Oh oh oh, okay, okay." Hermione nodded quickly, pointed her wand at Sisley again and cast the disarming spell.

Snape naturally kept staring at Harry, but unexpectedly, Harry surprisingly didn't make any mistakes in this class. There were no mistakes at all. Snape, who had no hope of losing points, was a little disappointed and could only look at the other side. Neville.

After finally deducting five points from Neville, he felt very comfortable and looked at Sisley and Hermione again.

"Mr. Thorne? Do you think coaxing her like this will help her in actual combat?" Snape said coldly.

"Okay, okay." Sisley rolled his eyes vaguely, then waved his wand gently, and a red light flew towards Hermione.

The next moment Hermione's wand swirled and flew into Sisley's hand.

"Go on!" Snape continued.

Sisley threw Hermione's wand, and Hermione quickly caught it and started the next round of practice.

Snape looked at it for a while and thought that even with Hermione's level, Sisley couldn't be expected to do better, so he decided to start torturing the other little wizards.