Hogwarts: Don’t panic, Old Deng, I won’t be the Dark Lord

"Oh my god, are you both Parseltongues?" Ron said in confusion.

"If what you mean by Parseltongue is being able to communicate with snakes...I am." Harry said with an embarrassed look on his face.

"What's going on with Parseltongue? You tell me, I'm acting like a fool now!" Hermione asked anxiously.

"Okay, okay, Parseltongue is the unique skill of Satcharath Slytherin, one of the founders of Hogwarts. He can communicate with snakes and command them unconditionally."

"Since then, all Parseltongues that have appeared are considered to be of Slytherin blood." Ron explained.

"Not necessarily. Although Slytherin is indeed the first Parselmouth recorded in history, it is a bit suspected of survivor bias." Sisley added.

"Slytherin... Why do I feel that my Parseltongue is like a genuine Slytherin bloodline? I have never dared to tell you about this. On the day of the sorting, the Sorting Hat kept saying that I would be sorted into Slytherin. I have been thinking about not going to Slytherin so I was sorted into Gryffindor." Harry said suddenly feeling a little disappointed for some reason.

"It's nothing. On the day of sorting, the Sorting Hat almost sorted me into Ravenclaw, but he thought about it for a long time and said that my courage was more important than my wisdom, and finally decided to sort me into Gryffindor." Hermione Said comfortingly.

"It seems that only Sisley and I are pure Gryffindors. You both have [Second House]." Ron said excitedly, hugging Sisley's shoulders.

"Uh-huh." Sisley responded.

"Stop chatting, it will be dawn if we chat for a while longer!" Hermione reminded.

With that said, the four of them nodded in unison, and after looking for directions in the unfamiliar Slytherin lounge for a while, they finally found the boys' dormitory, and the four of them immediately walked towards the dormitory.

The four of them kept walking along the long corridor, but fortunately, the name of the little wizard living inside was written on the door number of each dormitory door, which added a lot of convenience to Sisley and the others.

"Found it!" Harry suddenly whispered.

Sisley looked in the direction of Harry, and sure enough, the names of Malfoy and his two followers were written on the door plate.

"I went over and took a look. I hope there isn't some weird detection magic on it." Sisley stepped out of the invisibility cloak and cast an enhanced version of the Disillusionment Curse on himself, and then said to Hermione and the others: "You guys come out too, I I’ll put a magic spell on you so that even if they wake up at night, they won’t be able to notice it.”

As he spoke, Sisley cast a Disillusionment Curse on each of the three, and cast four more Silences. Finally, he tentatively held the door handle and pressed it down gently.

Click!

Sisley walked in slowly and looked around. This was also a three-person dormitory. Crabbe and Goyle were snoring loudly, while Draco struggled to sleep with a poor earmuff. With.

Sisley was not polite at all, and walked straight to the desk next to Draco's bed, and began to look through the various books on it, but unfortunately most of them were just textbooks.

"Open the Alaho hole." Sisler took out his wand and tapped the desk drawer gently, and sure enough, he found Draco's diary inside.

Looking through Draco's diary, the difference from ordinary diaries is that his diary is not divided into dates, and he writes wherever he thinks.

This is understandable, after all, I have experienced it personally, and I can recall it with just a little recall, thanks to the wizard's strong memory.

Most of the front pages of the diary were written by Draco when he was just starting to remember things. They were not nutritious, but Sisley still lamented that Draco's childhood was really happy. He had a rich life, good talents, and it was Voldemort who launched the black magic. A rare little wizard with both parents since the time of witch horror.

"I'm deeply envious." Sisley sighed quietly.

A large section of the diary is not nutritious, and it is not until about eleven years old that I can see some interesting information.

[Today, my father said that he was going to send me to Durmstrang. He said that Dumbledore didn’t like us and it would not be a good time to go to Hogwarts. But my mother was worried that I would not be used to going so far away. Besides, I heard They have to shave their heads there, but I don’t want to go! ! ! 】

"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." Sisley slowly sat on Draco's chair and crossed his legs, watching with interest.

[Today, Dad said that there was a guy named Sisley Thorne who beat the good-for-nothing Arnos family to death in Diagon Alley, and he was a little wizard who had not entered school...wait a minute... The Thorn family has no heirs? ? ? 】

[I went to ask dad what was going on with Sisley Thorne, but he just didn’t want to tell me, and mom didn’t tell me either... I was so angry! ! ! 】

【How dare they! ! ! Sisley Thorne! ! ! Harry Potter! ! ! How dare they! ! ! 】

[And that pure-blood traitor to the Weasley family and that mudblood [crossed out] Muggle wizard! ! ! They deserve it too! ! ! Those two losers Crabbe and Goyle! ! ! 】

[The course is not interesting. That Professor Quirrell is like a ridiculous clown, mumbling for a long time in class, and there is also that disgusting smell! ! ! 】

[I had bad luck today. I was accidentally discovered by Professor Snape while I was cursing in a corner, and he accidentally opened my diary! ! ! wanna die! ! ! 】

[And why is Professor Snape so sensitive to the word Mudblood [Habitual Scratch]? Not only did he scold me, but he also asked me to cross out that word in my diary... I remember Professor Snape is a mixed race? 】

【That abominable poite! But he does have some flying talent, but the other Thorne is not so lucky. Hahaha, when Comet 211 is summoned by the wizard, the branches will emit a faint silver light and fly like a comet, and his broom flies It didn't glow when it came into his hands. Hum, broomstick and squib, that's right, he can't let him take advantage of all the talents! ! ! 】

[Then let him watch me dancing happily on the Quidditch pitch, and he can only shed tears of envy in the stands, Jie Jie Jie Jie! ! ! 】

Seeing this, Sisley closed the book in embarrassment and looked at Draco sleeping beside him, feeling an inexplicable urge to kill and silence him.

And not only Draco, there are definitely many knowledgeable little wizards in the flying class. As long as they are willing to observe, they will definitely be discovered.

Thinking of this, Sisley felt that the perfect academic character he had always created was gone.

"If you kill people and silence them..." Sisley raised his head, he probably has to kill all the Gryffindors and Slytherins in this year...

"Mader...my perfect academic character!!!" Sisley roared in his heart!