I am a villain, why are there always people chasing me?

Jiang Jinyu had just flashed through the kitchen door when she was intercepted by Gu Xiyan before she could see clearly what was going on.

"Why is the baby here?" Gu Xiyan smiled at Jiang Jinyu with a kitchen knife in his hand.

"Nothing, I just heard you bombing my kitchen." Jiang Jinyu's eyes silently withdrew from the kitchen knife covered in tomato juice.

"Ah this." Gu Xiyan quickly turned the kitchen knife around and put it behind him.

Not to mention that it’s impolite to point the tip of a knife at other people, let’s just say it’s not safe!

"Don't worry, it's just that the tomato wasn't very obedient and I slapped it to death. That's why the movement was a bit loud."

"But I saw black smoke coming from the pot..."

"That's because you saw it wrong!"

While Gu Xiyan pushed Jiang Jinyu out with his clean hand without the thing, he swore that he would be fine and just let Jiang Jinyu wait to eat.

Jiang Jinyu stared blankly at the kitchen with the door closed, and the more she thought about it, the more unreliable it became.

I don't care whether I can eat or not, so I'd better go get the fire extinguisher and use it as the kitchen door...

After coaxing Jiang Jinyu away, Gu Xiyan silently put down the kitchen knife and expressionlessly poured the unknown dark brown object in the pot into the trash can.

"My host did a great job for the first time! If I hadn't been interrupted, it would have been perfect!"

Gu Bai looked at Gu Xiyan with bright eyes, which made Gu Xiyan immediately regain his confidence and get stronger and stronger.

"Ahaha, Zundu is fake?"

"Zundu, Zundu!" Gu Bai, whose host filter was thicker than the city wall, affirmed Gu Xiyan without hesitation.

"Okay, let's do it again!"

This time Gu Xiyan was fully armed, holding the pot lid in one hand and a shovel in the other, one meter away from the pot. When the time was right, he slammed the lid on the pot, then thrust the shovel into the pot and stirred it up. .

Phew, it’s done!

"I knew the host was the best!" Gu Bai exclaimed with excitement.

Gu Xiyan put the puddle of green stuff on the plate and nodded with satisfaction.

"Very good, no blur."

Just praise me without saying a word.

Poor Jiang Jinyu still had the slightest illusion about this meal because of the suddenly quiet kitchen.

"The next dish is advanced, garlic vermicelli shrimp!"

……

"It's time to eat, it's time to eat!"

Gu Xiyan excitedly took the dishes and put them on the dining table. After putting them down, they were so hot that he touched his ears.

Jiang Jinyu came to the dining table and looked at the colorful dishes, and suddenly lost her appetite.

"Oh yes, there is also soup..."

Gu Xiyan turned around and rushed into the kitchen and came back with a basin of purple stuff.

"Work together!"

Looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, Gu Xiyan nodded with great satisfaction.

"Let me introduce to you, this is scrambled eggs with tomatoes, this is garlic vermicelli shrimp, this is..."

Jiang Jinyu listened numbly to Gu Xiyan's name of the dish, trying to match the picture with the dish in his mind.

I seem to have made a very wrong decision...

Jiang Jinyu regretted making such a request.

"How about giving it a try?" Gu Xiyan looked forward to it.

You really don't have a clue, do you?

"You want to murder me?" Jiang Jinyu picked up the chopsticks and then put them down.

"How is that possible, baby?" Gu Xiyan's face was full of confusion, and then he thought about it and realized it instantly.

"It's because I added onions and garlic, right? Don't worry, I'll pick them out for you now and make sure not one is left!"

Isn't it just that you can still tell that it's garlic? ? ? !

But seeing Gu Xiyan starting to pick things up with a serious face, Jiang Jinyu suddenly couldn't say anything harsh.

You have to finish the road you have made on your knees!

"Okay, it's gone now." Gu Xiyan straightened his aching waist and put down his chopsticks.

Either early death or late death is death, no matter how hard it is, it can only take one bite!

Jiang Jinyu closed her eyes in resignation, then moved her chopsticks towards the only solid object on the table.

What is this called? It seems like king oyster mushrooms and fried bell peppers?

When the dish was in his mouth, Jiang Jinyu chewed it slowly.

"Yeah, not bad." At least he's familiar.

"Really? Then try something else and eat more!"

Gu Xiyan was so happy, he knew Xiaobai wouldn't lie to him!

Jiang Jinyu took another chopstick to the plate, and then...he fell unconscious.

Before falling down, Jiang Jinyu saw many Gu Xiyans circling around him, and one Gu Xiyan even flew into the sky with angel wings.

Only then did Jiang Jinyu realize that he had been tricked.

"Holy shit, Jiang Jinyu!" Gu Xiyan put down his chopsticks and rushed towards Jiang Jinyu, hugging him.

"Fortunately, fortunately, Yanyan hasn't had time to eat, otherwise I wouldn't know who to call the ambulance..."

Jiang Jinyu relied on her last remaining sanity and said to Gu Xiyan: "Quickly, quickly call 120..."

The ambulance came quickly. Jiang Jinyu entered the hospital, and Shao Anwen got the news and came over to kill him.

"Jiang Jinyu, Jiang Jinyu, tell me about you, you have lived peacefully for more than 20 years, but you were drugged out as soon as you brought someone home. This is really... hahahahahahaha! I'm sorry I couldn't hold it back... hahahaha Hahahahaha! So you have today too! Hahahahahahahaha..."

"What are you here for, sir?"

Gu Xiyan felt a little irritable. Is the food he cooked so bad?

"I came to see Jiang Jinyu's jokes... No, I came to see Jiang Jinyu." Shao Anwen tried his best to appear a little sad, but the corner of his mouth was harder to suppress than AK.

"I'm afraid you didn't come to see if I was dead." Jiang Jinyu, who had just woken up after washing her stomach, glanced at Shao Anwen with a pale face.

"How could it be! We are good brothers who grew up wearing the same skirt!"

"Shut up!" Jiang Jinyu's temples jumped at the mention of this matter.

The Jiang family and the Shao family are neighbors. Jiang's mother and Shao's mother have always wanted a daughter since they were born, so they were sad for a while when they learned that the child was a boy.

But who says boys can't dress up?

So these two great mothers, while their children were still young and immature, made them wear small skirts in different ways every day, and they were bestie outfits.

Even if Xiao Jiang Jinyu later protested, it was ineffective, and Jiang's mother still went her own way.

Xiao Shao Anwen accepted it well, because he could take the opportunity to sneak into the girls and play with the little girls. For this reason, he was spurned by Xiao Jiang Jinyu.

Gu Xiyan was a little shocked. Is this what I can hear without paying? Jiang Jinyu in a skirt...hahahaha, that expression must be very cute!

Jiang Jinyu looked at Gu Xiyan, who suddenly grinned inexplicably. Gu Xiyan straightened his expression immediately and bowed to Jiang Jinyu: "I'm sorry."

"I'm thirsty." Jiang Jinyu said.

"I'll get you some water!"

Gu Xiyan took a glass and poured half a glass of water. When the water temperature was right, he handed it to Jiang Jinyu.

"I don't have the strength... Do you expect a person who has just had his stomach washed to sit up and drink water by himself?"

Gu Xiyan could only smile and help Jiang Jinyu up to feed him.

I really owe him this.

"What? Aren't you leaving yet?"