Genshin Impact: Please don’t bully me, fellow stragglers

The day after the water tasting session ends.

Nanke received the invitation letter handed over by Charlotte and written by Funina.

This time it is not a dance, but a private tea party where one person meets alone.

The letter said it was a formal thank you for that night.

"What are you saying thank you for?" The soldier lay on the back of his chair and asked lazily.

While Nanke was writing a reply, he turned his head and made a silent gesture to him: "Secret."

The skirmisher raised his eyebrows: "Funina's embarrassment?"

After being guessed by him at once, Nanke smiled helplessly and put the letter away to dry the ink: "Funina made an appointment on the evening of Thousand Souls' Day to have dinner with us on such an important day. Fontaine I’m afraid people will die of jealousy.”

Two days later, Momang Palace.

Nanke doesn't know whether the Fontaine people are jealous or not.

But she knew she must be dying of shame and anger.

Following Mei Luxin who led the way, she walked around a spiral staircase and pushed open the ajar door of the reception room. In front of the coffee table filled with sumptuous refreshments, Funina was sitting on the sofa with her legs crossed, holding up a newspaper with both hands and sighing. .

When she heard people coming in, Funina covered half of her face with a newspaper, revealing her two crooked eyes: "You are here."

Funina's eyes flickered between Nanke and the skirmishers.

Nanke felt something in her heart and was silent for a moment: "Ms. Funina, is it in your hand?"

"It's a newspaper."

Funina stood up, jumped in front of Nanke with a smile, and unfolded the newspaper with both hands——

Two lines of bold and bold characters caught my eye: Explosive! At the magic show, the young couple went against the grain and had a gorgeous French kiss!

Large picture attached.

The eyes of men and women are covered with a black stripe, making it difficult to hide their beauty.

Nanke blushed and covered his face.

She will really thank you.

"Don't be so shy. You will definitely become the most prominent figure in the Fontaine gossip circle this year!"

Funina pulled Nanke to sit down on the sofa. She also motioned to the skirmishers to sit opposite her and encouraged,

"Fontaine's conformist culture should have been corrected long ago! Being conservative and falling behind the trend will never be tolerated!"

Nanke:......

Nanke looked at his nose and heart, lowered his head and picked up the tea cup.

Funina held her belly and laughed.

The hot black tea was rippling in the gold-plated white porcelain cup. Nanke was sipping the sweet tea. Funina in the peripheral vision suddenly raised her head and asked in a brisk tone,

"To be honest, you two are obviously foreigners, why do you care so much about Fontaine's prophecy?"

South Coveton.

Should I say that the acting is too superb? Fu Nina's attitude today was so friendly that she almost forgot that the other party was far more wary than ordinary people.

Nanke didn't answer for a moment, and the skirmisher on the opposite side asked in reply.

"'Care' is the correct attitude, isn't it? On the other hand, most people in Fontainebleau don't seem to take the prophecy seriously?"

The skirmisher's eyes were always sharp, Funina smiled, raised her eyes and looked directly at him: "With me as a god, of course it's not the turn of ordinary people to worry about."

Funina's arrogant tone was natural.

Nanke couldn't help but think of Fu Nina's begging for mercy that night when she was attacked by a servant.

It is clear that they are all Fu Nina herself, but there are two completely different faces in front of them and behind them.

Nanke still can't figure it out.

He couldn't easily draw conclusions about gods. Nanke thought for a while and asked Funina: "So, do you have a way to deal with the prophecy?"

"of course!"

The girl's curved eyebrows reflected the cold white outside the window. She was full of confidence and perfect without a single flaw.

Nanke carefully observed her twice and then relaxed: "Since you said so, there is really no need for us to worry."

When it was officially time for dinner, they moved to the dining room.

In the center of the European-style long table, blue and white roses were surrounded by flickering candles. Tableware, freshly baked gingerbread, and a freshly baked turkey were already placed on the guest of honor's seat.

Funina casually asked about their trip to Fontaine.

Nanke and the skirmishers had nothing important to do at the moment, and planned to go around to contact the statues as before.

"Idol?" Funina repeated thoughtfully, suddenly grinning, "Humph, Miss Nanke, I've taken a liking to you!"

Nanke put down his knife and looked confused.

"I told you, right? I invited you just to say thank you," Funina winked, "How can I let you go on this trip without giving me a tangible reward?"

"what do you mean?"

"During your trip to Fontaine, all your expenses will be covered by Fontaine!"

Funina spoke boldly.

Nanke and the skirmishers looked at each other: "As for Mora, we actually don't..."

After all, Daozhi had saved up a small treasury for five hundred years, and Nasida specially opened an account for them in the Northland Bank before setting off.

"Don't underestimate the privileges given by me, the Water Goddess Funina, personally?"

Funina raised a finger and shook it mysteriously,

"You are travelers, right? Opécle Opera House, the Fontainebleau Academy of Sciences that flew into the sky due to the big explosion, the Haimo Village in the Meroxin Reserve, the Irie Forest Wilderness in the restricted area of ​​life, and even Merlot Petersburg, the place of exile for sinners …”

Funina was satisfied to see Nanke's eyes gradually light up with surprise.

"These places that even rich people can't get into, but they can all be arranged, right?"

He just bought a band-aid for Funina, and using the privileges of the gods for this was too flattering.

Nanke hesitated and did not accept it immediately, but asked: "Do you have anything special that you need us to do?"

After all, before these words, Funina said - "I like you."

"Very sharp." Funina waved her hand with satisfaction.

The maids standing nearby bowed and left one after another, closing the restaurant door.

Funina rested her elbows on the dining table, intertwined her fingers, and touched her chin lightly: "I want you to help me find a muddy water elf during the journey - a muddy water elf who can talk."

Without giving any other instructions, Funina sent someone to take them back to the hotel where they stayed after eating.

Not long after, the hotel manager knocked on the door and refunded all the accommodation fees so far.

The skirmisher weighed the mola bag, closed the door, and threw the bag into his backpack.

Nanke was sitting on the bed, spreading the newspapers and other information he had recently collected around him one by one, and searching carefully.

"What are you looking for?" Skirmisher sat on the edge of the bed.

"I'm a little concerned about the turbid water elves that Funina mentioned." Nanke lowered his head and said, rummaging around in his hands, "I remember that there should be newspapers or magazines that mentioned similar monsters... "

Nanke was deeply impressed by Liyue's pure water elf Idia.

Because of this, when she came to Fontaine, which was supposed to be the hometown of pure water elves, only the muddy water elves who had lost their intelligence were left everywhere. This fact in itself made her feel abnormal.

Nan Ke could guess that this was probably caused by the pollution of the abyss five hundred years ago.

But since the existence of the turbid water elves has become the consensus of all Fontaine people to this day, why should Funina entrust them with the task of collecting samples alone?

Even the most trusted subordinate, Navilette, was bypassed without discrimination.

What’s so special about the talking turbid water elf?

In other words, if it is run by foreigners, is it any different from the Fontainebleau people?

With this speculation in mind, Nanke finally found a commission from Steambird that he had casually browsed some time ago:

"When I was fishing off the coast of Iriya Forest, I met a strange muddy water elf! It was so scary. Obviously, muddy water elves don't get close to people, but that muddy water elf came close to my boat. He was talking nonsense like a human being! How could I dare to listen? He turned around and ran away. Can anyone help solve this problem..."

"The current Water Goddess Funina and the Little Lucky Grass King are both second-generation gods, and the pure water elves are the dependents of the previous Water God."

The skirmisher took the newspaper handed by Nanke, studied it, and said,

"If there are any secrets that may be hidden in the mutated elves, and it is not convenient for the Fontaine people who pursue Funina to know... it is probably a secret between two generations of water gods."

"And Fu Nina's every move is watched by the Fontaine people. She will know about this turbid water elf, and most likely she is just like us. She just heard about it," Nanke pondered,

"In this case, leave the matter to us who just met... Should Funina firmly believe in her own vision of people, or after learning about this incident, she was afraid that others would find the elf, and she suddenly panicked Where is the formation?"

At this point, the direction of the matter is clear——

Funina was afraid that the Fontaines would discover her secrets from the former gods' relatives who had regained their intelligence, so she couldn't wait for a moment.

Judging from Funina's calm demeanor, there was no clue at all.

Nanke sincerely admired Funina.

Looking back now, when Funina was at the dinner table, she specifically placed the unattractive Iriya Forest area in the middle of a bunch of famous cultural landscapes.

Even if their first stop was not the Irielin District, Funina, who learned of their whereabouts, would probably try to change their destination.

Nanke couldn't help but become interested in Funina.

Compared with other gods, there is the simple-minded Lei Qianqiu, the calm and mature Zhongli, the carefree Wendy, and the loving Nasida.

This water god has a really complex personality, just like...

Just like a person.

After realizing something later, Nanke sat in the middle of a bed of messy papers, suddenly raising his eyebrows in shock.

In Fonina - she doesn't seem to feel divinity?