Hogwarts pet owl

Malfoy returned to the Slytherin common room angrily.

Looking at Pansy Parkinson sitting on the sofa chatting with Greengrass, Malfoy yelled at her,

"Pansy, come here!"

Pansy stood up inexplicably and said to Daphne, "Excuse me."

She walked to Malfoy and whispered:

"Draco, what's wrong?"

Draco Malfoy's face was distorted,

"You said you were going to pluck out all the fur from Gryffindor's stupid owl! How long has it been and why is it still fine?"

Pansy was stunned for a moment, then explained:

"That owl is usually with Ginny Weasley, so it's hard for us to find a chance."

Malfoy took a deep breath,

"No matter what method is used, I want to see this owl become a bald chicken!

"Okay, Draco, I will do what you want. If it doesn't work, just kill it!"

"That's not good, that owl is also a student after all."

"It's just an owl with some brains! It'll be fine! Have you ever seen the Ministry of Magic convict wizards for killing owls? No!"

Draco Malfoy struggled for a while, still hesitant.

Pansy gently held his hand,

"It's okay, Draco, I won't get caught..."

"Even if something goes wrong, I won't turn you in."

……

……

The first Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson of first grade has finally arrived.

Miss Owl, who was just happy to mention the one-month weekend confinement, was not interested at all.

The other little wizards were very happy, but that was Gilderoy Lockhart!

A recipient of the Third Class Order of Merlin, an honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts Alliance, and a five-time winner of the "Wizard Weekly" Most Charming Smile Award.

Great adventurer, legendary writer!

Although he taught classes for several other grades last week, his reputation was a bit subtle.

but--

He's Gilderoy Lockhart!

Eleven-year-old boys and girls are like this. They don’t have their own judgment yet, and fame and authority tend to cloud their perceptions.

"Nice to meet you, first-year wizards."

Gilderoy Lockhart wore a purple waist-slimming mage robe and struck a coquettish entrance pose, revealing his eight white teeth that were praised by everyone.

"I am your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor! Gilderoy Lockhart!"

"I believe you are familiar with my deeds, so I won't go into details one by one. In the first half of today's class, let's take a preliminary test to see if you have previewed our teaching materials!"

The textbooks Lockhart mentioned were naturally his seven "autobiographies"——

"Breaking with the Ghost", "Walking with the Ghouls", "Holidays with the Dominatrix", "Walking with the Trolls", "Traveling with the Vampires", "Wandering with the Werewolves", "With the Tibetan Snowman" A Year Together”.

With the examination paper handed out, Errol only glanced at it and kicked the paper aside.

"Question: What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?"

Haha, such a question?

Could it be that when you encounter a dark wizard or evil creature, you can defeat the enemy by shouting "Gilderoy Lockhart likes purple the most!"

Errol turned to look at Ginny,

Molly likes Lockhart. As a daughter, she is influenced by her mother and is naturally a fan of Lockhart.

At this moment, her face was slightly red and she was writing furiously.

Errol shook her head and lay down on the table, getting ready to sleep.

——Owls don’t sleep like other birds, because this species has a big head. If you sleep standing up, your neck will be too much.

Therefore, most owls choose the odd sleeping position of lying down.

But before Errol fell asleep, Lockhart spoke first:

"Miss Errol Weasley? Why don't you answer the question?"

Errol raised her head helplessly,

She wanted to return to her human form so that she could make a disgusted face and let Lockhart know that she was annoyed.

[Professor Lockhart, I am an owl and I cannot write. 】

"But I heard from other professors that you have learned the magic hand and can write."

[Being able to write does not mean that you can write? I am an owl, and the magic riot has not been completed for half a month. Do you think I can learn human writing in half a month? 】

Lockhart thought it made sense.

It is indeed a bit difficult for an eagle to ask an owl to answer the exam.

But to be honest, Lockhart is quite jealous of Errol.

The mage's hand is an advanced form of transformation that even he doesn't know how to use!

He was actually possessed by an owl! What a waste of resources. Does an owl know how to maximize the effect of this spell?

You see, she doesn’t even know a single big character!

Errol watched Lockhart turn around and walk towards the podium, and immediately closed her eyes.

Great, the cheating is over and you can go to sleep.

……

……

The sound of Lockhart banging on the table woke Errol up.

"Okay, kids, I can see that most of you know me very well! Ginny Weasley is the best among them!"

Lockhart looked delighted;

"Her grades are only slightly worse than Miss Hermione Granger's second year,"

Lockhart gave Ginny a sideways glance.

"Miss Weasley, when I defeated the vampire, I wore Hermann's dragon leather boots instead of the short-nosed dragon leather boots that I usually wear. Hermann's dragon leather boots can prevent me from slipping on slippery surfaces. Slippery in the mud.”

"Of course, except for this small question, Miss Weasley is right about all the other questions! I would like to add fifteen points to Gryffindor!"

Ginny asked Luna beside her with some curiosity: "Luna, which question did you answer wrong?"

"Oh, Ginny," Luna said even in a low voice, it was like chanting, "I wrote all the questions randomly. Personally, I don't like Professor Lockhart,"

Luna tilted her head,

"He gave me a very bad feeling. This man smelled of lies and vanity, and the bugs in his ears almost covered his eyes!"

"All right,"

Ginny shrugged.

"as long as you are happy."

Luna is a good friend, but sometimes she can be a bit nagging, Ginny thought.

Luna ended the conversation with Ginny, but said to Errol,

"Did we wake you up, Your Majesty Errol?"

His Majesty?

Ginny couldn't believe her ears;

"Luna, what's going on, Your Majesty? Is this some code word that I don't know?"

Luna didn't explain, just smiled.

[No, it was that annoying guy on stage who woke me up. Don’t worry about it, Luna. 】

The little interaction here was still seen by Lockhart, who smiled and said loudly:

"In addition to extra points, I also prepared a beautiful little gift for Miss Weasley - a shampoo that I carefully researched! There is also my signature on the box!"

"Please come on stage, Miss Weasley, and accept my gift!"

The little wizards were very envious - before Lockhart's true nature was revealed, it was still very desirable for them to get a signed gift from a big star.

Exaggerated packaging and exaggerated signature, but Ginny looked very happy.

"Okay, I will teach in a new way, but I need an assistant to help me play some roles. Since Miss Weasley has already come up, why not bother you!"

Ginny was in charge.

Lockhart looked at Errol again,

"Ah, I just remembered that Miss Errol Weasley can communicate with us humans through subtitles! That means you are literate -"

"What a naughty thing, but I won't punish you for your deception unless you refuse to come on stage to provide subtitles for our lectures."

Don't you think this Lockhart is stupid? Now it seems that he is not stupid enough.

Errol flew up to the podium reluctantly, wanting to cover her face——

Because Ginny looked so excited, her face flushed, it seemed that she felt very honored to be Lockhart's assistant, which made Errol feel a little embarrassed.

Silly boy, you have been deceived!

How proud you are now, how shameless you will be in the future.