People in Ultra: The Ultras ask me to rule the universe

"Is this an ad?"

"Which APP's live broadcast room is this? Damn it! Douyin, Bilibili, Toutiao, Weibo... There is this live broadcast room on the home page of all platforms!"

"Which boss is so awesome? He can buy into all platforms!"

"Could it be! Could it be that my pigeon is resurrected?!"

……

With all kinds of questions, more and more melon-eaters poured into the live broadcast room.

In the center of the live broadcast room, there was a man wearing a black dragon robe, whose face could not be seen clearly.

"Fuck!"

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!!”

"Is it Master Zulong?!!"

"I felt a pressure rushing out through the screen!"

"So handsome! But why can't I see my face clearly? However, he must be super handsome!"

"Although I can't see the face clearly, my temperament is really awesome. I love it!"

"Passerby, is this a new kind of cosplay?"

……

Just when netizens were talking about it, the people in charge of the major network platforms also discovered the anomaly. However, no matter how hard the network department tried, the live broadcast room could not be shut down.

The senior executives stared at the live broadcast room depressedly, and at the same time urged more network engineers to join the maintenance work.

Seeing that there were nearly one million people in the live broadcast room, Zhang Heng did not show off and slowly stood up.

"Everyone, I, the First Emperor of Qin, will dig a wave of 666 and take you to level the Jingguo Divine Toilet today!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room stopped for a moment at first, and then scrolled like crazy.

"!"

"Great Qin people and great Qin souls!"

"Old minister Wang Jian, please see His Majesty the First Emperor."

"Why do we always criticize the Yasukuni Sacred Toilet? They do it to pay homage to the heroes. We should reflect on it!"

"One glance at the thimble, Akita upstairs, squeak, squeak, squeak!"

"V Iron Eagle warriors, let's see their strength."

"Niubi 666, my baby!"

"If you can level that damn place, I'll give you fifty rounds of super fire!"

……

Seeing that most of the comments in the live broadcast room were positive, Zhang Heng smiled with satisfaction, waved his hand and flew into the sky. The anthropomorphic Faust holding the camera equipment also immediately flew up, following closely behind Zhang Heng.

"Oh my God! The anchor took off??"

"The special effects are so awesome! Just for this set, I have to do a lot of 666!"

"Six! Send a rocket!"

"How is this done? I am an editor, and there is no trace of special effects at all."

"By the way, don't you think the anchor's background is scary? His live broadcast is broadcast simultaneously on all video platforms!"

"Brother Zheng! That's necessary!"

……

Zhang Heng remained calm on his face, but secretly ordered Bu Zhoushan.

"Buzhou Shan, those guys who made the 1450 remarks, immediately sent Faust to investigate. Once verified, they will be cut into pigeons."

"Yes, Master!"

……

Within three minutes, a building with a strong aura of sinister resentment appeared in the live broadcast room.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the Devil's Temple below where a bunch of evil thieves were worshipped, and they suddenly started to curse.

"To hell with my little life!"

"No matter whether the live broadcast room is real or not, as long as you smash it as the host, your employer will give you gifts!"

"Qin Shihuang, stop ink, blow up that damn place quickly!"

"This is my toilet, everyone is welcome to pee."

……

At the same time, some Akita dogs who had been lurking in the live broadcast room noticed that something was strange and hurriedly sent a message to the master behind it.

When the senior officials in Xiaori received the news, they felt that this was probably a prank and somewhat despised the fuss made by these scoundrels, but after all, it concerned the important place of the "Emperor". They hurriedly sent soldiers to the Yasukuni Shrine and asked the staff there.

However, the words of the staff in the divine toilet made the hair on the hair of the inquiring colonel stand on end.

"Nani! It's true!"

"Is the legend of the Chinese Heroic Soul true?!"

"Colonel, I just wanted to report the situation. The unknown figure wearing a black robe and a crown, and an ancient Chinese soldier wearing armor, are flying over our sacred toilet!"

"Ba Ge Ya Lu! Beat him down!"

"Hai!"

……

At this time, in Zhang Heng's live broadcast room, fans were staring at the screen excitedly. At the same time, they kept inviting colleagues and friends into the live broadcast room, urging Zhang Heng to act quickly.

at last!

The First Emperor is moving!

Seeing that the number of people in the live broadcast room was almost close to five million, Zhang Heng nodded, raised his right hand, and a blazing fireball instantly condensed in his palm, which was a miniature version of the Delasium Light Flow!

"go with!"

Following Zhang Heng's soft drink, the red fireball roared towards the gloomy temple in the middle of the building complex.

boom! !

The fireball hit the Guizi Temple. In an instant, the flames soaring into the sky accompanied by a violent explosion razed the entire building to the ground!

As the flames rose, the thick resentment in the sky seemed to dissipate a little.

"it is good!"

"Relieve anger!"

“Although I know it’s a special effect, it’s just so cool!!”

"!"

……

There was a burst of cheers in the live broadcast room, and various small gifts flew all over the screen.

In addition to the vast majority of water friends cheering, some people quietly turned on their computers, or contacted someone, or searched for today's latest news...

"idiot!!"

"You actually destroyed my temple, you are going to die!"

The sound of the explosion attracted all the young soldiers near the Jingguo Shrine. In the distance, more troops were quickly gathering and rushing towards Zhang Heng.

"The devil is here, anchor, fuck him!"

"Newcomer, what kind of anti-Japanese drama are you filming?"

"Lord Zulong, kill them quickly!"

"My family is poor, so I would like to offer some broken silver. May the Qin Dynasty rule the world for generations to come!"

"Why do I feel so real? I once traveled to Little Days, and the scenes here are so authentic."

"My classmate is studying abroad in Tokyo. I called him and asked him to come and have a look."

……

Outside the Jingguo Sacred Toilet, Zhang Heng lived up to everyone's expectations, and with great gravity, he smacked the incoming little days with his palms.

Bang!

puff!

puff puff!

A sound like a water balloon being burst resounded throughout the live broadcast room! The live broadcast room was instantly shocked by the bloody scene and fell into silence.

Different from the silence in the live broadcast room, the internal senior management of each live broadcast platform were like grasshoppers roasted on fire. Each leader was sweating profusely and his face was pale.

"It's over! It's over! I don't know how he did such a terrifying special effect, but if it is released like this, we will definitely be severely punished by the General Administration of Optoelectronics!"

"Damn it! Who is this guy's background? Why can't his live broadcast room be blocked!!"

"It's so off the mark that even if you disconnect the server, you can't shut down his live broadcast room!"

……

The live broadcast room was silent for a moment, and then boiled over! The number of viewers has reached 10 million, and it continues to skyrocket!

"Damn it, it's really fake!"

"I was so scared that I peed myself!"

"The labor and management were eating watermelon and spit it out..."

"How can such a video be released? It will teach bad children!"

"Akita is in a hurry!"

"My mother asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast. After I showed it to my mother, we are now kneeling together."

"This is too real. Based on my many years of experience in killing pigs, the angle of the blood and the distribution of the brain... The anchor should use real people as props..."

"Look at the one in the lower right corner! The nerves in the eyeballs are connected to the brain, and they are still spinning!"

"You are a real dog, ugh!"

"Good guy, whether it's true or not, the anchor is a cruel person. He slapped people into two-dimensional space with one palm!"

"Your Majesty is mighty!"

……

Different from the floods in the live broadcast room, China's Internet Ministry has begun to investigate. Several "weather" satellites in space silently deflected hidden cameras to transmit the images of the Yingguo Sacred Toilet to a large screen in a top-secret base.

The old man at the head was the old chief Zhang Heng had met before.

At this moment, the old chief could not remain calm at all. He stood up in shock and looked at the familiar figure in the picture and the ghost temple covered in blood and minced meat.

"I'm in a big trough! It's him!!"