Genshin Impact: Dance of Sinners

In the elegantly decorated hall, more than 20 round tables surround an elegant small stage like stars over the moon.

Different from the luxury of Fontaine, Liyue's decoration style pays more attention to details, often reflecting nobility and style in some inadvertent little places.

Funina and Link booked a table near the front. Although it was not yet dinner time, many celebrities and nobles were already sitting in the hall.

"You two can have some tea first. We will start the show at six o'clock in the evening."

The pretty-looking waitress, wearing a cheongsam, bowed slightly and gestured to the wooden sign placed on the table.

Link raised his eyebrows, picked up the sign on the table and looked at it.

Mingqian Longjing: Mora/pot

Dahongpao: 6700 mola/pot

Tibetan flower oolong: 7800 mola/pot

"Then let's have a pot of Mingqian..." Link subconsciously started to speak.

"Ahem, do you have any cold drinks here?" Funina coughed twice and glared at Link.

Twelve thousand for a pot of water? Stupid Link didn’t even know he was being ripped off!

Link shut his mouth obediently, and suddenly remembered that Fufu said she was treating him today.

"Yes... yes. If you drink it for free, it's 60 molas per pot." The waitress looked at Link and Funina with a strange expression.

It's strange, these two people seem to be quite rich. Could it be that they wear the good clothes from the bottom of the box to look fat?

But this guy is so handsome, but his taste is a bit weird. Do you like young ones...

"Then let's have a pot of cold water." Funina waved her hand.

I have long heard that there are many gold-selling caves in Liyue, why did you come to Fengdan?

Link blinked his purple eyes and obediently rubbed his head on the back of Fu Nina's hand.

Although it is a bit embarrassing at this time, the most taboo thing is to pretend to be generous and stand up and order expensive tea, and then explain to my girlfriend the reason why it is expensive...

If it is not something immoral, you must resolutely defend your girlfriend when others are around. Especially in outside situations, he is the only one his girlfriend can rely on.

If at this time, you act like a reasonable guest and stand on the outsider's side...

(Of course there is a premise, find the right person. Some people just don’t appreciate you being nice to them, but they think they are NB.)

"Lin... Link, do you want to drink that Mingqian Longjing? If you want to drink..."

Funina touched the tip of her nose in embarrassment, wondering if Link would be wronged by following her...

"I don't think it's necessary. I'm just here to have a meal."

Link smiled and waved his hand, "It was originally just for fun, but if you lose your mood, it's not worth it."

"Hey, Link, you are still sensible." Funina smiled and hugged Link's arm.

Hehe, just now I was fantasizing about whether Link would stand up and buy this restaurant, and then tell this blind waiter to get lost. . .

. . . . . .

The waitress was speechless. She was just poor, so what were she pretending to be?

"Here's a pot of cold water."

A gentle voice sounded from the next table, and Link raised his brows, vaguely aware of something strange.

A handsome man with a slender figure in a brown Liyue-style suit sat quietly on the table next to the two of them. Although his face was as gentle as water, there was a heroic spirit in charge of Jin Ge hidden between his brows.

Is this... an imperial phase?

Link's purple pupils shrank and he was quite surprised. When he was studying in the winter, he happened to get a book from Liyue on the study of physiognomy.

Link just flipped through it casually as a joke and did not believe in this physiognomy theory at all. But now when I see this gentleman's face, I really feel like I'm seeing an emperor.

"Zhong, Mr. Zhongli, our boss said that you can order whatever tea you want, and we'll give it to you for free!"

The waitress bowed down and said humbly. Her attitude was completely different from the way she treated Link and Funina before.

"No need." The gentleman named Zhong Li had a smile on his face, but there was a sense of dignity in his movements.

"The taker has short hands and the cannibal has a short mouth. I have accepted the boss's wishes."

"Hey, Zhongli, why aren't you so polite when you take advantage of me and charge your expenses to my account?"

A playful voice came from the door, and a girl wearing Liyue clothes and a black hat hummed a little tune and jumped to sit next to Zhongli.

The girl is cute and cute, with long black hair, a pair of long straight snow-white legs, and a strange plum blossom mark in her red eyes. She looks a bit weird, but there seems to be something hidden under this weirdness. Clear water.

"Haha, the hall master is joking." Zhong Li smiled and took a sip of the herbal tea in the cup. "The hall master has an open mind and a clear mind. Naturally, he won't care about these worldly things. If I care about everything, it is with the heart of a villain. A noble man's belly will fall into the inferior realm."

"As expected of Zhongli, you are such an old sow wearing bras, one after another!" The girl gave a thumbs up, you better not be scolding me for my flat chest!

Link was confused, not knowing what the two people were talking about. Sometimes they were extremely elegant, and sometimes they were extremely vulgar.

Funina, on the other hand, kept looking at the girl's chest and her own chest, and then let out a long breath.

Great, there are people like me, it turns out I am normal!

"Hey, how are you two? Do you want to share a table together?" The girl suddenly saw Link and Funina, and her plum blossoms suddenly lit up.

"Is that okay?" Funina glanced at Link hesitantly, feeling a little moved. This damn restaurant even charges for seats. If we share a table, we can save half of the money.

The most important thing is that when the gentleman named Zhong Li ordered the cold drink, the waiter showed a submissive look, which made Funina feel inexplicably happy.

"Okay, but we haven't met each other before, so we won't disturb you two, right?" Link looked at the two Liyue people with interest, feeling something unusual?

"Oh, this gentleman is really joking. Isn't this encounter all about eye contact?" The girl smiled and gave up two places.

"Eye connection?" Link took Fu Nina and sat at the table where the girl and husband were sitting. He thought that this girl was good-looking and interesting to talk to, so it would be good to have a meal friend.

"Eye rim is what we call it in Liyue. To put it simply, it means seeing the right eye." The girl smiled.

The gentleman named Zhongli saw that Link and Funina still looked confused, so he smiled and explained,

"There are two main reasons for the hall master's eyesight: first, if he is a male, he must have good facial features and a dignified appearance; if he is a female, he must be as beautiful as jade and have an elegant appearance; second, if he is a man, he must be upright and consistent on the outside and inside."

“If you have both, you will be in the Hall Master’s sight, but if you don’t have the other two, but one is excellent, the Hall Master won’t be able to accept it.”

"Ahem, Zhongli, you can omit the second half of the sentence." Hutao glanced at Zhongli dissatisfied, why do you always expose me?

Link smiled silently, now he understood. What Mr. Zhongli means is that there are two requirements to satisfy the hall master's eyesight. The first requirement is that the man must be handsome and the woman must be beautiful; the second requirement is that he has good conduct. But if the second requirement is not met, it is not impossible to be good-looking enough.