Genshin Impact: Dance of Sinners

"Really...really?" Funina stretched out her little hand to cover her blushing face, but she still carefully exposed a gap at her fingertips and secretly looked at Link's expression.

"Actually, it's fake." A smile appeared on Link's lips.

"Hmph! You're such a boring person!" She glared at Link unhappily, and Funina's cheeks bulged like a frog again, "You don't have the ability to appreciate beauty at all, and you're still a noble!"

"Lady Funina, you have to give yourself some room to grow. If you are the most beautiful today, what will you do tomorrow and the day after tomorrow?" Link said with a smile, "No one is perfect, and everything will turn against itself. There is no most beautiful, only more beautiful.”

"Please, I'm a god, so of course I can't be judged by ordinary people's eyes."

"How to measure it?"

"Of course I look the best every day!" Funina said with slightly red cheeks. Although she was a little embarrassed, she still maintained a thick skin.

Link nodded fondly, "Ms. Funina is absolutely right."

"Ahem, don't say these polite words! I came to see you for a serious business!" Funina put on a serious expression, waved to Link, and motioned for him to put her ear to her.

Link straightened up curiously and put his ear to the barbed wire fence.

Funina looked back timidly, and after making sure there was no one, she whispered, "Link, I have thought of a way to help you escape from here!"

"………any solution?"

"You can kidnap me and use me as your hostage, and then they will definitely be afraid and let you out!"

"..." Link fell into silence. There were so many things at the moment that he didn't know how to refute Fufu.

Link was really afraid that he would be smashed to pieces by Villette like that unlucky guy in Dadalia.

"Ahem, what if... they are not afraid?"

"No! I'm a god. How could they not be afraid?"

"Hmm... Is it possible that they think that Lady Funina is so powerful that she must have a back-up plan, so she cannot be killed by a small diplomat in Zhidong." Link blinked.

"...Ahem, that's true, after all, I'm so strong..." Funina was a little embarrassed, but then her expression became depressed again.

"What should we do, Link? You don't really want to stay in this prison for decades, do you?"

"Don't worry, I will definitely fight for amnesty and get out as soon as possible. While I'm away, Lady Funina should also take care of herself and take care of herself." Link smiled with relief and wanted to reach out and touch the little fool's hand. His head was blocked by a barbed wire fence.

"Then...well, I will definitely let Clolind think of a solution!" Funina nodded vigorously.

"Oh, by the way. Did you come down alone?" Link suddenly felt a little confused. It was clear that the Water God was present, but why did he feel that there was no movement in Merlo Petersburg.

"I...I asked Clolind to help me go through the formalities for ordinary visitation, and came here secretly. If I want to go to Merlot Petersburg as a god, I have to go through a lot of procedures, which is too troublesome." Ning Na scratched her head in embarrassment, "She also said that the visiting time is only half an hour and cannot be too long."

"So, the person here today is not Lord Water God, but Miss Funina?" Link couldn't help but joked.

"That's right! Do you know that the Water God has condescended for you?" Funina rolled her eyes angrily, "How are you going to compensate me after you get out?"

"Well... then I want to think about it carefully." Link looked like he was thinking seriously, and then said seriously, "How about I kiss you a thousand times? Three times a day, once in the morning, noon and evening, for a whole Year!"

"Bah! You're such a bad guy! I've been so good to you, why do you still want to take advantage of me?" Funina pursed her pink lips, "You don't respect the gods at all! Nothing happened last time. I’m looking to settle a score with you!”

Link was secretly happy that she didn't refuse, but he still scratched his head in confusion, "What happened last time?"

"Have you forgotten? It was your fault last time that I lost a free dessert coupon for a whole year because you were not smart enough!" Funina's face was flushed, maybe because she felt that she was too shameless.

"Oh, that's the thing." Link couldn't help laughing for a moment. The little fool hadn't eaten cake for a long time, and he was so greedy that he even brought up this matter.

"Yes, yes! I believe in you so much, but you still got second place in the end!" The more Funina thought about it, the more she felt she made sense, "It's clear that the gods are on your side, why can't you win!"

"Well... maybe I'm too useless." Link sighed pretending to be uncomfortable.

"Actually, it doesn't matter! The competition is just about trying your best!" Seeing that Link seemed a little sad, Funina quickly comforted him.

Pfft~ Seeing the little fool lying on the barbed wire fence, looking at his cute appearance pitifully, the man finally couldn't help but laugh.

"Hey! I'm so kind to comfort you! Are you kidding me?"

"No, I just suddenly thought of something funny."

"You better be!"

"Okay, isn't it just a dessert coupon?" Link waved his hand.

"What do you mean by "just a dessert coupon"? It's very rare, isn't it!"

"Is it rare?"

"Of course, if I have this dessert coupon, I won't have to worry about eating desserts for a year!" Funina cried with a sad face, and her heart was bleeding just thinking about cakes, puffs, and ice cream. ...all flew away!

"Although you don't have a dessert coupon, you have me." Link smiled fondly, "Whatever you want to eat, can I make it for you?"

Her delicate body trembled, and Fu Nina's little face suddenly turned red. For a moment, she felt that her heart was beating so hard that her already stupid head became dizzy, as if she was about to become even more dizzy. Stupid.

"Really...really?" The little fool's breathing gradually became rapid, as if he had encountered something nervous.

"real."

"Then you can't go back on your word!"

"I will never regret it." Link said seriously, then suddenly thought of something, rummaged through his trouser pocket, found a candy and handed it to Fu Nina through the gap in the barbed wire.

"what is this?"

"This... medicine." Link smiled sarcastically, "It comes once a week."

With a soft hum, Funina peeled off the candy wrapper and put the fruit candy inside in her mouth.

Sweet and sour, with the strawberry flavor of industrial saccharine, the taste is far worse than the previous sandwich chocolate!

"It seems that your medicine is not very effective, right?" Fu Nina raised her eyebrows and said in a somewhat sinister tone.

"Next time... I will work hard to prepare it next time!" Link smiled and nodded.

Little idiot... doesn't seem to be particularly stupid?

The two then chatted about some interesting things in daily life, but Fu Nina was usually the one talking, while Link acted as a listener, smiling and listening to the little fool talk non-stop.