Live broadcasting Chinese history, I make the Genshin Impact world boiling

The ideal is full.

The reality may sometimes be as plump as a beauty with a big butt and an E cup.

At least Adolf...

That's wrong. He has already gone directly to the decisive battle with the Lord of the Jews. (If anyone knows this, please post the meme)

And Arif has indeed swept through the seven countries and been himself!

Won the wrestling championship in this POW Olympic Games.

Looking at Arif delivering his award-winning speech on the stage, the volunteer soldiers watching the game began to whisper.

"This boss is so thick and tough."

"No, those British, American and French people were all smashed into pieces by him."

"That's nonsense. You were like a dog before you fell."

"Speaking of which, this kid is really fierce. He challenges the prisoners of war from the seven kingdoms in a row, and he is as powerful as Qin Shihuang sweeping across the seven kingdoms!"

"Let's not talk about whether he can compare with Qin Shi Huang... Why did Qin Shi Huang want to sweep away the seven kingdoms?"

"Ah? Unify China."

"Then fucking Qin Shihuang got himself swept away too?!"

"what?"

The Prisoner of War Olympics was successfully held.

In the live broadcast room, everyone watched with gusto.

[Keqing: These events are very interesting, track and field, high jump, etc.]

[Nilu: I think that gymnastics is pretty good]

[Nacida: Because it looks like dancing, right? 】

[Nilu: Yes, Lord Grass God]

[Elhaysen: That’s really suitable for Nelu]

[Seno: If there is no joke contest, then at least there should be a Seven Saints Summoning contest. I want to play cards]

[Seno: I haven’t played cards for a minute, and I feel like there are ants crawling all over my body! 】

[Tinari: Please give me some time to calm down...]

[Ningguang: By the way, who is this Qin Shihuang? It sounds so interesting. Is it Chinese history? 】

[Tang Yu: Ah, this is natural, and he is also an emperor in Chinese history]

[Lisa: Qin Shihuang... First Emperor? Sound relevant to the beginning? 】

[Tang Yu: Yes, it is the "beginning" you understand]

[Tang Yu: Known as the first emperor, the first emperor in the true sense of China]

The number of emperors in Chinese history is as many as...

Well, I can’t say it’s like sand.

But it can also be said that there is no shortage of quantity.

The person who created the great unification and centralization of power was King Qin Yingzheng, who was known as the "Remnant of the Sixth Generation of Fen".

The trains are on the same track, the writing is unified, and the currency is unified.

Centralization of power in China, the beginning of the feudal dynasty. (The definition feels that the feudal system defined in China is the Western one, so if you want to refute it, you can go directly to Baidu).

These four items alone are enough to call him the emperor of the ages and even directly surpass the status of other emperors within his scope.

[Keqing: Interesting, sounds very interesting]

[Qin: My appetite has also been whetted. I wonder if I will experience the system in the future]

[Tang Yu: This one can only tell many more stories than the previous Tang Taizong]

Everyone has quietly become interested in it, and they are even more looking forward to the future live broadcast experience.

At the same time, in the live broadcast room screen.

Dadalia and Ding Weiguo were organizing discipline in a large playground.

Two groups of prisoners of war wearing different uniforms were passionately exchanging international friendship.

"Fuxk YOU! Damn Brit! Just give up when the score is so close!"

"Dirty, despicable, slobbering North American bastard! I order you to lick your British grandpa's anus!"

"Hoo ho! The way the British scold people is just like the despicable attitude of a pure and innocent girl who blushed and spat after enjoying the American big stick, but her eyes still stayed on her crotch!"

Both sides were good at swearing, but unfortunately the volunteers couldn't understand them.

But it will probably bring a little shock to foreign ethics to the volunteer soldiers who like to expose the national essence.

Of course, Dadalia, who had the system's built-in real-time translation, heard everything clearly.

He covered his face and asked Ding Weiguo: "Squad leader, what's going on? Why are these two groups of foreign devils quarreling?"

"They were playing some kind of rugby ball, and the two battalions were dissatisfied with each other's score!"

"Then the people from the 5th Battalion said that the people from the 4th Battalion violated the rules and won. The 4th Battalion was unhappy and scolded them back."

"I can't understand what this foreign devil is chirping at all! Can you, a scholar, understand it?"

Regardless of whether Dadalia looks like a scholar or not, at least it is better not to tell him about this translator.

So Dadalia shrugged and shook his head.

"I'm really impressed. This comrade who understands foreign languages ​​is too busy to get through."

Ding Weiguo angrily stopped the 4th Battalion who was cursing in front of him.

With the participation of several soldiers nearby, he was temporarily stopped.

"Hey! British guy! I told you not to imitate your grandma and yell at your grandpa all the time!"

"Lighthouse pig, what do you want to do?"

"Of course, solve the problem in a man's way, just like your father solved the problem of your mother giving birth to you!"

"Damn...I swear to God if I can't stick your head in that guy's ass next to you today I will make atonement to Satan for why I didn't buy more black slaves!"

"Hey! You guys are just yelling at each other. Why are you dragging me into this?"

"That's right! Don't insult me ​​if you don't buy it!"

"what?!"

In an instant, the two sides went from spitting at the beginning to physical contact at the end.

Both sides showed their simple people's values ​​and got along well with each other!

Although it's a bit physical...

[Keqing: Why did the fight start? ! 】

[Nilu: Oh my god...that white man was pinned under the knees of a black man! 】

[Seno: He...what is he talking about? The white man seemed to be saying "I can't breathe"]

[Tang Yu: What the hell is it about changing offensive and defensive positions? ? 】

[Aradaki Yidou: Where is the young master? Where is the young master! Help! ! 】

Dadalia thought so too.

After he tried hard to separate the crowd, he was directly driven out of the fighting venue by the prisoners of war.

"Go, go, don't join in the fun of internal fighting among the volunteers in the United Nations Army."

Dadalia:? ? ?

"Squad leader! They are fighting! Let's stop it!"

Dadalia turned around and saw that the volunteer soldiers headed by Ding Weiguo huddled together and secretly watched the excitement.

At this time, the Chinese people's skills were brought into full play.

Look at the excitement.

"It's okay, let them fight by themselves for a while, and when they are tired, we will defeat them one by one!"

"Use tactical interludes!"

Can this also be interspersed? !

Dadalia was shocked.

This prisoner of war is so abstract, are we volunteers also abstract? !

Wait a minute...it's nothing to watch the show anyway...

So, Dadalia and Ding Weiguo started eating melon seeds together...

"I think the white guy can win."

"The black man looks more majestic and powerful."

"How about a bet on a sweet potato?"

"Go! Go! Go."

While the volunteers were watching the fun.

Suddenly several volunteers walked over from the side.

At the same time, behind them was a prisoner of war wearing short-sleeved sportswear.

Seeing this scene, everyone became interested.

"Comrade, where are you taking him?"

"Oh, send him to feed the pigs."

Everyone was stunned when they heard this.

"Feed the pigs? Why?"

"This kid is doping for track and field sprints."

Ding Weiguo was confused.

Where did such rare things as stimulants come from in this prisoner of war camp?

But then I thought about it and felt something wasn't right.

What stimulants did you do during the Prisoner of War Camp Olympics?

"Where did you get the stimulants?"

"Quack! It's not a stimulant! No, quack!"

At this time, the prisoners of war suddenly became violent.

"Be honest! Why are you denying it after drinking cooking wine?!"

"Quack! I don't want to feed the pigs! I don't want it!"

Several volunteers held the prisoner of war down.

The prisoners of war were extremely excited, but it did seem to be a reaction after drinking cooking wine.

If it's a stimulant...

It may take three or four more people to hold this physique down.

"Isn't it you who drinks cooking wine and goes for a run? You are so shady!"

Ding Weiguo kicked the prisoner of war, and then watched the volunteer soldiers in front of him take him to feed the pigs.

Oh, let him feed the pigs, not feed him to the pigs.

[Nacida: Stimulants... what are they? 】

[Doctor: It sounds similar to... something that improves the human body's reaction and action capabilities... I've done a lot of it]

[Tang Yu: In fact, it is equivalent to improving your physical ability, surpassing ordinary people's explosive power, etc.]

[Keqing: Does this kind of Olympics require cheating? How embarrassing? 】

[Tang Yu: Yes, I also feel strange, what is going on with this foreigner...]

"Oh, by the way, comrade, who is this prisoner of war and that person?" Ding Weiguo suddenly became interested and shouted.

"Quah! I am the great American!"

"Great your sister!"

The volunteer soldier slapped him on the forehead and escorted him towards the pig pen.

After hearing these words, Tang Yu's frown suddenly relaxed.

"Oh, it turns out to be the lighthouse man, so that's no surprise."

"This is reserved for the Olympics."

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Note: This chapter is a fun plot, and the next chapter will soon enter the Cheorwon Blockade plot.

At the same time, in the history of the Olympic Games, drug use has been a routine practice for Americans.

The repertoire is like this, just like the traditional performing arts.