Live broadcasting Chinese history, I make the Genshin Impact world boiling

(Brain Storage [Anti-Zombie Version]: Please store your brains in the author’s skin swallows, and the skin swallows will automatically protect your brains from being eaten)

(This book has a weak historical hardness. If there are any historical errors, please comment and correct them)

(You can also read it if you are blind about history. One of the male protagonist’s functions is to explain history, making it easier to read)

(But please do not regard this article as a serious and serious historical science article. The author’s original intention is to hope that everyone will be interested in history after reading it and understand the real history)

(I wish you all, Yanzu, Yifei can read with peace of mind~)

"Moe-chan, wait for me here. I'll go to the toilet and activate Genshin Impact."

"I hate it. Why do you like playing Genshin Impact so much?"

At the door of the shopping mall toilet, Tang Yu entered the toilet after talking to his cute and cute school girl.

At this time, Tang Yu was in a great mood.

The cool broadcasting girl next door who had been ambiguous for a month was finally chased by him.

And before that, I had rejected several types of grass.

Tang Yu felt extremely comfortable when he thought of this.

So the next default script...

It should be delayed until after nine o'clock in the evening.

Then explain carefully that you can't go back to the dormitory and then go to get a room.

"Clear thinking, stable performance, today..."

"Today is a great day to be a master!"

Tang Yu happily went to the toilet.

However, the moment he walked out of the toilet, he suddenly felt a slip under his feet.

When he blinked again, he felt his vision turned upside down.

And the next moment, he realized something worse than his fall.

His head was pointed at the toilet pit and he was about to fall into it.

"Wait... wait a minute!"

Before he finished speaking, Tang Yu fell into the pit...

...

"Defendant, defendant!"

"Wake up, this is a court scene, I ask you to wake up immediately!"

"Did you hear that? Defendant?"

Well...

Drowsily, Tang Yu opened his eyes.

Where am I putting this...?

Before Tang Yu could recover, another familiar voice came.

"Defendant, you are now being questioned. Do you know your guilt?"

At this moment, Tang Yu was still in a state of confusion.

no...

Wasn't I in the toilet just now?

Tang Yu's thoughts returned from the distant Centaur Galaxy to the fact that he was born to his mother.

I just remember that I slipped and fell into the pit when I came out after going to the toilet.

vomit...

Skip this first.

Where am I now? ?

Tang Yu raised his head and looked around.

This sight shocked him.

It's a very standard opera house stage style, but there is something like a scale at the top of the stage.

"This is...Fontaine...Opéra Obi-Claire?!??"

Only then did Tang Yu react.

He is now sitting in the dock at the Opéra Obi-Claire!

"Cough cough!"

At this time, a cough came from the stands opposite.

"Defendant, do you... don't want to plead guilty!"

"I can tell you! I, Funina, can't be so good-tempered!"

Tang Yu turned his head and looked at the stands opposite.

At this moment, Funina was seen wearing a standard outfit.

And her eyes stared at him with resentment and annoyance.

At this moment, Funina had many thoughts in her heart.

Is this guy trying to pretend to have amnesia?

They obviously just slapped him!

Okay, I admit it... I was a little too strong at that time...

But...but it's your own fault for doing that!

Thinking of this, Funina bit her lips lightly, her expression looking very aggrieved.

Seeing the change in Funina's expression, Tang Yu couldn't help but become even more confused.

What did I do? ?

I fell into the pit and I didn’t say anything!

Why am I guilty? ?

But it’s the real Funina!

That's my favorite god!

Oh, he is no longer a god.

Because Fukalos is already dead.

Wait a minute, wait a minute... Now is not the time to worry about Funina appearing in front of him...

"Uh...Supreme Judge, Mr. Navilette, you might as well tell me again what my crime is..."

Hearing this, Navilette, who was sitting in the highest position, nodded.

"license."

"At 14:15 p.m., the defendant suddenly fell from the ceiling and hit Ms. Funina in front of her while she was taking a break in the bathroom of her apartment."

"In the end, Ms. Funina received a major shock, and then fell into a coma after being slapped by Funina."

"To sum up, you are guilty of offending a retired god and suspected of spying on Ms. Funina."

I really like what a Genshin Impact player said.

Ah? ? ?

Tang Yu was shocked.

I stepped on my horse and fell into the toilet.

Did he fall into the toilet where Funina was going? ?

What kind of time-traveling method goes against the will of heaven? !

After listening to this, Tang Yu suddenly had some more memories in his mind.

It seemed that he suddenly fell in front of Fu Nina, and the frightened Fu Nina slapped her away.

Then he lost consciousness.

"...I was at fault. It was my problem to disturb Ms. Fonina. I'm very sorry..."

"However... I object to the suspicion of peeping. Shadow Chaser has such a strong security capability for Ms. Funina's home. How could I sneak in?

"I guess I was sent here for some magic thing or something."

Hearing this, although Fu Nina's face was unhappy, her anger in her heart was much less.

Funina's little face wavered: "Huh! I'll just have to believe you once, for the sake of your sincerity in admitting your mistake."

Hearing this, Navilette thought for a moment.

Then someone was sent to check Tang Yu's body.

In the end, it was concluded that it did not possess elemental power.

"Well... after the verdict, it was an unintentional act as the defendant had a good attitude in pleading guilty."

"And it does not have elemental power. It is judged as accidental entry."

"Final verdict..."

Villette glanced at Funina.

Seeing that the other person was as angry as a child and showed no resentment.

Villette sighed.

"The defendant Tang Yu is sentenced to three months of voluntary labor in the Fontainebleau area and is required to make a formal apology to Ms. Funina."

After the verdict is pronounced.

Tang Yu's hanging heart was finally relieved.

call...

Fortunately, I wasn't given the death penalty.

I was really afraid that she would come up and call for death penalty.