Comprehensive comic, I am a scum in the blue sea!

Sure enough there is...

Yu Maplehara opens a limited time store,

As expected, there is a mastery of bartending skills in it (comes with a wine encyclopedia) ~

Bought, bought~

Hoarding rats makes you arrogant! ! !

After buying it, Yu Maplehara immediately felt that various methods of making wine appeared in his mind.

He felt the power of knowledge carefully~

……

"Of course you can't rely on this kind of thing, you have to rely on your imagination!"

Gengping looked at several people confidently,

"Just like this cup, Tequila Sunrise~"

Kohei closed his eyes...

"I can easily imagine it just by hearing the name~ In the valley, the gradient color of the sky at sunrise~"

He said with an intoxicated look on his face.

"Oh oh oh, that's it..."

Iori looked at him suspiciously...

“What about this glass of Miami Beach?”

"It's the sea, the beach, and coconut trees~"

Kohei said with confidence.

"Oh……"

Apart from having something to do with the name, it has nothing to do with anything else...

“What about Long Island iced tea?”

Iori asked again.

"It should be a pile of fruits and a cup of black tea~ What an elegant afternoon tea~"

Gengping said intoxicatedly.

"You really should be drunk after drinking this glass of stuff..."

Iori looked at the raw materials and said speechlessly.

"Sexy beach?"

"Pink! Erotic! Sexual!"

Gengping replied forcefully!

"Cherry blossom?"

"Ok?"

cherry? cherry? Two dots of red?

blossom? flowering? Speaking of wine, it should be roses, right?

Two dots of red and roses?

blossom? Boom? Book? Yamamoto! ! !

Once your thoughts slip, you can never stop...

A naked Yamamoto biting a rose appeared in Kohei's head, with two red spots exposed.

He yelled with a sultry look on his face: Hmm~ No need~ Kohei Onii-chan~

"Fuck!!!"

Gengping opened his eyes in horror! ! !

Then he grabbed Iori's hair with a ferocious expression! ! !

"Tie Baa!!! What did you think of tempting me, you bastard?"

"Damn it! Didn't you think of it yourself?!"

Iori also had blue veins on her face and pinched Kohei's face in displeasure!

"Stop it! You two!!! It's so embarrassing!!!"

Aina cursed at the two of them.

"Yes, yes! You two scumbags!!!"

Kaedehara Yu also looked at the two of them with disgust.

Hearing Kaedehara Yu's fart, Iori and Kohei also turned their heads in displeasure.

"Aren't you even more unreliable?!"

“The guy who can even make screws with a screwdriver!!!”

"Haha~ That's just to play along with you two rookies~"

"Watch well and study hard."

Kaedehara Yu shook the two of them with his index finger, with a sultry look on his face~

Then pick up various wines and add them to the mixing glass.

Then he picked it up and swung it handsomely, then threw it into the air and put his hand behind his back to catch it.

Throughout the entire process, the word "dressing to impress" was implemented! ! !

pat~

"Maplehara Yu's special blend, the residual resentment~"

Kaedehara Yu placed the black and brown gradient wine on the bar and smiled confidently~

"N-Nani?!!"

"How can this be?!!"

"Are you taking drugs!!!"

“Give me two pills quickly!!!”

Iori and Kohei pulled Yu Kaedehara's collar in disbelief.

It seems that he is unwilling to accept that as his best friend, he is so pretentious! ! !

How about...break one of his hands? ! !

no! This is not good...

It's safer to interrupt with both hands! ! !

Iori and Kohei looked at each other and had terrible thoughts in their hearts...

"It's not impossible for me to teach you..."

Kaedehara Yu looked at the two of them with a half-smile~

"Master foster father!!!"

"Please teach me how to act cool!!!"

The two immediately knelt down and hugged Kaedehara Yu's thigh~

"Good boy, please come back quickly~"

Kaedehara Yu touched the heads of the two remnants,

"It's actually very simple, just remember these few points..."

"Talk less, move steadily, and have a cool expression!!!"

"This way you can pretend to be cool invisibly, and this is also the most deadly thing!!!"

"Searched Snei!"

"Can I seduce a girl like this?!"

Iori said excitedly.

"No...I just said I can act cool, not that I can flirt with girls..."

Feng Yuan Yu looked at him speechlessly.

"Besides, Iori, most of the people here are college students from Izu University and Aonome. You, as a well-known pervert in cross-dressing, don't even think about flirting with girls..."

Maplehara Yu patted Iori on the shoulder, with a bit of ridicule on his face~

"No! I don't accept it!!!"

Iori knelt on the ground, thinking of his glorious history...

Kneel on the ground and cry bitterly! ! !

Seeing how sad he was, Maplehara Yu and Kohei also knelt down and patted his back, comforting him,

"Don't think too much, Iori..."

"Even if others don't know about it, you will be exposed soon, you are a pervert in cross-dressing~"

"Stop dreaming about Spring and Autumn, you are so perverted~"

"Take a pee and see what you're like, you scum~"

Snapped! ! !

Listening to Kaedehara Yu and Kohei's words, Iori felt angry! ! !

He straightened up and pinched their faces! ! ! Staring at the two men with ferocious expressions,

"Do you two guys want to die?!"

"If you don't know how to comfort people, shut your stinking mouth!!!"

"Excuse me……"

"Subconsciously..."

The two looked to the side with some guilt.

"I said..."

Aicai looked at the three of them speechlessly...

"Can I still fuck you...where's my wine?!"

"In this elegant environment, can't you be a little more elegant?"

Aina no longer has the energy to yell at them, and her tone now has a hint of pleading...

"Oh?"

"grace?"

"for example?"

The three of them looked at her with strange expressions...

After staying in that club for so long, I can still say that the place where drinking should be elegant is really outrageous!

"For example, like in the movie, the bartender shakes the drink handsomely, a handsome guy pushes the ordered drink to another person on the table, and says cool lines, and couples say things like "cheers for your eyes" Ah and so on..."

Aina closed her eyes and imagined beautiful scenes~

Well, very naive...

"Oh oh oh."

"I see."

"It's just that."

"Yes, it's cool in general, but you three can't do it~"

Aicai waved her hands and smiled.

"Hey hey hey! What nonsense are you talking about?!"

"You rude fellow!"

"Let us show it to you!!!"

The three of them raised their index fingers, pointed at Aina and said with disdain.

You're just bartending, but you still want to stump our invincible trio?

Ridiculously funny~

"Then leave it to me to shake the wine!!!"

Kohei said confidently.

He smoothly poured the wine into the mixing glass in proportion, closed the large semicircle lid,

"Hey~ It's not bad~"

Aina looked at Kohei in surprise.

Quite handsome~

Seeing the slightly surprised faces of the three of them, Gengping also smiled crookedly~

Picked up the mixing glass and started shaking it~

Click, click, click~

Pah, pah, pah, pah!

This idiot, the pouring spout on the big lid is not screwed on...

The wine sprayed onto Iori and Yu Kaedehara like a showerhead...

And this guy Gengping is still looking intoxicated...

Kaedehara Yu and Iori looked calm! They looked at each other...

Kill him?

Let's do it later...

"Tianping special tune, completed~"

Gengping mixed two and a half glasses of wine and placed them on the bar.

"Then the two of us will bring you wine..."

The two asked Gengping to sit in the middle.

"I'll buy this cup."

Iori pushed the wine glass hard, and all the wine spilled on Kohei's face...

"Me too!"

Kaedehara Yu felt troublesome and threw the wine directly at Kohei~

Snapped!

It seems that Iori was accidentally injured?

Hehe~ So what~

Kaedehara Yu shook his head indifferently~

The three of them were very calm and wiped their faces. Then they looked at the other two and smiled helplessly~

Since we want to play, let’s die together! ! !

It's obvious that the three of them have murderous intentions! ! !

"Then, let's move on to the next scene."

Kohei said calmly.

"Ah."

"no problem."

Kaedehara Yu and Iori also nodded calmly...

As for these three remnants, it is impossible for them to bear the loss of anyone else...

So this harmonious scene is just the calm before the storm~

Ding~

The three of them clinked their wine glasses.

"Cheers to all of you~"

Then the three remnants picked up the wine glass with their other hands, and poured it down into the eyes of the other two people with both hands! ! !

Three people, six eyes! ! !

All accepted the baptism of vodka! ! !

This sourness is unimaginable! ! !

"Ah!!! My eyes!!! My eyes!!!"

"You two are such idiots!!!"

"I'm going to kill you!!!"

The three of them fell to the ground and rolled over.

Such pain! It broke our hearts! ! !

You are worthy of being a dear relative and a close friend with deep feelings!

"I beg you!!! Stop torturing me!!!"

Aina covered her face and cried bitterly after watching the whole process. These guys can always perfectly destroy their beautiful fantasies! ! !

In this way, the twisted scum on the ground and the girl sitting on the chair crying silently formed an outrageous and perverted scene in the bar~

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