Comprehensive comic, I am a scum in the blue sea!
Chapter 267: Marriage will kill people
Seeing the words above, the expressions of Maplehara Yu and Nojima gradually became ferocious~
"That's it~"
"No wonder you can run so fast~"
The two of them were talking sarcastically, as if they were very satisfied with the punishment.
"Stop joking!!! This will definitely kill you!!!"
Mitarai looked at Yan Yi's group and shouted in horror! ! !
"Shut up scumbag!!!"
"Execute it honestly, scumbag!!!"
"It's all your own fault, you bastard, scumbag!!!"
Several people shouted in displeasure and took out shovels, cement, bricks, electric batons, flow hooks and other treatment equipment from behind their backs...
He pinned Mitarai to the ground and watched him dial his childhood sweetheart's phone number.
beep-
【Hello? 】
A female voice came from the other side of the phone. It was a familiar voice.
"Hey, Rie."
Mitarai spoke tremblingly.
[Why did you call me suddenly? 】
Rie's somewhat curious voice came, making the expressions of Yamamoto's remnants even more ferocious! ! !
It seemed that no matter what the outcome, Mitarai would not be able to escape death... Seeing that Mitarai had not spoken yet, Maplehara Yu put the shovel on his neck! ! !
"Well, that's not a big deal..."
Mitarai said in a panic, and then swallowed, seeming to have made up his mind! ! !
"Let's get married!!!"
【…】
Mitarai made up her mind and said this! ! ! But there was no sound on the other side of the phone... Seeing this, Mitarai quickly prepared to explain! ! !
"Actually, it's just for fun..."
[If you dare to lie to me, I will really kill you. 】
Before Mitarai finished speaking, the gentle voice of his childhood sweetheart came from the other side of the phone~
It was accompanied by the sound of something breaking...
[Just wait where you are! ! ! 】
beep-
With the last sentence, the phone hung up.
And everyone behind Mitarai silently put the healing items back behind them...
As expected, Mitarai's life was at stake today... as well.
Mitarai slowly turned around... and the rest of the remnants felt guilty and dared not look at him.
"You bastards!!!"
Mitarai let out a sharp crack!
"What if Rie really comes here and kills me?!!"
"Peace of mind, peace of mind..."
"This is the Yamamoto family, not yours."
"Stop whining!"
Several people said calmly, but this is normal...after all, this is a situation that several people like to see~
As for his childhood sweetheart not being able to be found here... I'm sorry, there is a mole among the crowd.
boom! ! !
I don’t know how many seconds passed before Yamamoto’s door was kicked open! ! ! A black figure stood at the door.
After seeing the person clearly, Mitarai was instantly stressed! ! ! My whole body started to tremble, my legs became weak and I couldn't walk...
"Li, Li, Li Hui...what a coincidence..."
Mitarai slumped on the ground and said tremblingly.
"Yes~ I really can't wait to see you... Husband~"
Rie tapped her lips with her index finger, a yandere smile appeared on her face, which made Mitarai even more frightened! ! !
Move your butt back in panic! ! !
Seeing that Rie didn't move, the few remnants immediately understood...
"OK! Let's go!!!"
Several people packed the Mitarai and threw it directly out the door, as if they were throwing away garbage.
"You bastards! Save me!!!"
Mitarai looked at these heartless guys with horror on his face! Scream for mercy! ! !
However, the only thing that responded to him was the silently closed door and the indifferent expressions of a few scumbags.
click-
"As the saying goes, marriage is the grave of life. Sure enough, what the older generation said makes sense."
Kaedehara Yu ignored the screams outside the door and sighed with deep understanding.
"Yes."
"That makes sense."
Nojima and Yamamoto nodded in agreement.
"Marriage is the grave."
"Marriage does kill people."
Listening to the screams gradually disappearing outside, Iori and Kohei also understood... Today will be Mitarai's death anniversary.
“Let’s raise a glass of wine!!!”
Kaedehara Yu said, raising the wine glass on the table! ! !
Others also raised it...with extremely serious expressions.
"Farewell to my old friends, let's do it!!!"
Several people shouted and drank all the beer in their hands! ! !
It’s such a deep-throat friendship that makes people cry~
"Cool~" x5
"You guys...are you so happy if I die?"
Just when several people were happy with the cold beer, Mitarai walked away and came back...
Seeing that Mitarai was intact and no parts were missing, several people were extremely shocked!
"You're actually still alive?!!"
"How can this be?!!"
Kaedehara Yu and Iori looked at him in shock and said.
"What? Are you happy when I die?"
Mitarai looked at it very unhappy and said.
"No, we don't care whether you live or die."
"It's just the sound of your pain that pleases us."
"And we want to eat for free."
The other three said calmly.
"Okay, okay, you are indeed my good friend!"
Mitarashi said through gritted teeth, adding an accent to the word "best friend"! ! !
"A prize, a prize~ So, how is the situation?"
Kaedehara Yu smiled and waved his hand, then looked at Mitarai and asked curiously.
Upon hearing his question, Mitarai immediately put on a painful and pleading expression...
"You have to save me! Rie asked me to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with her tomorrow!!!"
Mitarashi knelt down in front of Yu Fengyuan, wanting the dog-headed strategist to come up with some advice!
However, Kaedehara Yu just patted him on the shoulder...
"Brother, please listen to my advice... Now that the matter is over, it's better to choose the former between getting married and losing your life. You won't lose anyway."
"That's right!"
"You really need someone to take care of you, a college student in heat!"
Nojima and Yamamoto also said without mercy, and this shameless speech attracted the eyes of several other people... You two guys have been in heat quite often.
"But getting married so early..."
"What's wrong? Don't you like your childhood sweetheart?"
Kaedehara Yu looked at him with some confusion and asked.
"That's not true, it's just that people who have no money and no job now are not the rich second generation..."
After hearing what Mitarai said, a few people finally understood... You're leaving me to show off, right? ! !
"Eat my Leo Flying Kick!!!"
"Eat me Knight Kick!!!"
Without saying a word, a few people got on directly and dared to show off in front of us! ! !
How dare a beautiful girl who is so devoted to you behave in front of us? Pure and innocent! ! !
"Hurry up and wipe the blood off the floor and come to the next round!"
Yamamoto said to Mitarai, who was vomiting blood and twitching on the ground.
"I...I know...Pfft!"
As Mitarai spoke, he spat out blood again...it seemed like he had internal injuries.
But after this encounter, Iori finally realized something was wrong. The punishment on the black wooden bars... was it too harsh?
Iori thought about it and saw the packaging box Nojima had forgotten to throw away at his feet... The real rules of this game were clearly written on it! ! !
Sure enough, the darker the wooden strip, the more disgusting the punishment!
Iori looked at Nojima angrily, but after thinking about it... Nojima must have known about it, and then it was him.
As long as others don't know and smoke black sticks, can't I just watch others make a fool of myself? ! !
Iori smiled evilly, and then silently stuffed the packaging box under Yamamoto's bed... And this scene was completely caught by Maplehara Yu~
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