Comprehensive comic, I am a scum in the blue sea!
Chapter 199 My rules are rules! ! !
"alright--"
The assistant professor looked at the items poured out by the residue...and put on a new pair of gloves. After all, he didn't want to contaminate his hands.
"I can still understand you bringing these things."
The assistant professor flipped through the pile of pornographic books and magazines in front of him and said expressionlessly.
"Although it's a bit annoying, I can't understand it at all. After all, you are such a bunch of vulgar guys."
The assistant professor looked at the AV piled up into a hill and said with disgust.
"But……"
The assistant professor changed the topic and looked to the other side...
"I have no idea why I need to carry this thing!!!"
The assistant professor held his head and lay on the podium, trembling. He felt that his CPU was about to dry out...
The scumbags looked at the painful assistant professor, and they were also suppressing their laughter and feeling uncomfortable. They just liked to see this guy look like he had never seen the world.
"It's not like you guys... no, you definitely don't know how to clean a classroom."
The assistant professor said with certainty.
"What words, what words is this?"
"Don't underestimate us, just an assistant professor."
Iori and Yu Maplehara looked at the assistant professor with very dissatisfied expressions. When Yu Maplehara called him, the assistant professor also looked unhappy.
“Hey, I’m the next professor, don’t call me assistant professor, you little brat.
"Don't look at us like this, we are considerate, conscientious and good men."
Kaedehara Yu said this with confidence, and the other remnants also cooperated by standing behind him and posing in sultry poses...
"Is it just you? Even if you say that a dog can drive, it's more credible than you being a human~"
The assistant professor said with disdain.
"Brothers! Let this assistant professor see what it means to be a considerate and good man!!!"
Kaedehara Yu waved his hand, and the remnants behind him began to work, and the assistant professor did not stop them. Anyway, this class was already wasted, and it didn't matter if it was any more wasted.
"I told you not to call me assistant professor!!! I'm the next professor, you bastard!!!"
……
"Oops, I accidentally forgot the time while helping in the store..."
Chisha was walking in the corridor of the teaching building. There were too many customers in the store at noon today, and Nanahua was too busy. She had been helping in the store. It was not until Nanahua reminded her of the time that she remembered that she had lectures to listen to in the afternoon.
"I hope I can still catch up..."
Qian Sha looked at the classroom not far away and couldn't help but speed up her steps...
Um? Wait...what is that?
Chisa stopped and stepped back... Vacuum cleaner? Looking at the vacuum cleaner on the windowsill, she fell into deep thought. Is a vacuum cleaner useful in the lecture notes on mechanics of materials?
Qiansha scratched her head in confusion, then looked inside the classroom...
She looked at the scene in the classroom and fell into deep thought. She couldn't help but wonder if there were still a few normal people in this school.
In the classroom, the remnants gathered around the podium, eating barbecue and hot pot...
Iori stood on the desk, pointed the vacuum cleaner in the direction of the podium, turned the power to the maximum, and sucked in all the smoke and smell of barbecue and hot pot! ! !
The assistant professor was so angry that his whole body trembled when he saw this saucy operation.
"You see, this is a consideration to prevent everyone from being exposed to the smoke."
Kaedehara Yu shook his chopsticks and said to the assistant professor with a proud look on his face.
“It’s really great~”
"He is simply a role model for the students~"
Yamamoto and Kohei also ate a big bite of barbecue with smiles on their faces.
"Hmm... Damn it, you guys have some common sense in this kind of place!!!"
The assistant professor looked at a few people with an unhappy look on his face. He didn't expect that he would be rounded off by these bastards! ! !
common sense? What is common sense...
Qiansha looked at the chaos in the classroom, turned around silently, and prepared to go back the way she came... Let's go back today, this lecture note is no longer available.
……
After the remnants finished eating the meat in the grill pan and hot pot, the assistant professor also asked everyone to move the things away, leaving only the pornographic books and the AV.
He covered his mouth and nose with a white handkerchief, sprayed the podium with perfume to dispel the residual smell of meat, and then looked at the people in the audience...
"Okay, okay, I understand the purpose of the vacuum cleaner, but..."
The assistant professor said with a wicked smile on his lips.
“I confiscated everything else that has nothing to do with the handouts!!!”
"What did you say?!!"
As soon as these words came out, the scumbags in the audience immediately exploded. Damn it, do you want to take away your treasured AV with just one sentence? ! !
"Are you too despicable?!!"
"What you said has nothing to do with the lecture notes. I think it's what you want, right?!!"
"If you want to accept it, why do you accept pornographic books and AVs, you bastard assistant professor?!!"
"..."
Everyone in the audience kept venting their dissatisfaction, but the bastard assistant professor was still indifferent and pointed at the remnants in the audience with an arrogant look.
"Hahaha, don't talk back to me, you scumbag students~"
As the assistant professor spoke, he put his whole face in front of Yuki Kaedehara and stared at them with ferocious expressions.
"This is my class, I set the rules!!!"
"What did you say?!"
Seeing how arrogant he was, the remnants couldn't bear it anymore, and their anger burst out directly. The veins on their foreheads stored their greetings to the assistant professor's genealogy.
"Hey, what should I do?"
"Why don't we just send him back to his hometown?"
"That would be too cheap for him..."
"I remember there was liquid nitrogen in the laboratory."
"Okay, just use that moment to freeze him to pieces."
In an understatement, they prepared the death penalty for the saucy assistant professor, and in order to make his death not so easy, they prepared to do it bit by bit.
Just when these guys were about to commit a crime, Iori and Yu Kaedehara quickly stopped them! ! !
"Everyone must not use violence!!!"
Iori closed his eyes and yelled hypocritically. Although he agreed with what those bastards Yamamoto did, their baby still wouldn't be able to come back...
So we must find another way! ! !
"Why are you stopping us, you two scumbags?!!"
"Aren't you willing to be called a scumbag by that scumbag?! Scumbag!!!"
Yamamoto and Nojima shouted in displeasure! ! !
"Shut up and calm down you scumbags!!!"
Kaedehara Yu stood up and shouted at the scum!
"You are not allowed to bring in anything that has nothing to do with the lecture notes. Isn't this a matter of course~"
Kaedehara Yu smiled and shook his head, and said sincerely, and the scumbags who knew Kaedehara Yu immediately sensed something was wrong with him... Hypocrisy, so hypocritical! ! !
Then Kaedehara Yu gave Iori a look, and Iori nodded. Without saying anything, he opened an AV box, took out the CD inside, and put the pen in...
"Look! What a beautiful pencil case!!!"
Iori held up the AV box and said with emotion.
And the other residues also understood immediately! ! !
Yamamoto picked up the CD and drew a few arcs on the paper...
"Ah~ What a perfect protractor~"
Not to be outdone, Nojima picked up a box of AV and drew straight lines on the paper.
"This ruler is really straight!!!"
Nojima said with a proud look on his face, and the remnants around him couldn't help but give him a thumbs up! ! ! Now you don’t even need to take out the CD~
Mitarai picked up a little pornographic book, carefully read a few pages, and then said with an intoxicated look,
"Ah, this textbook is really perfectly compiled~"
Seeing this, Kaedehara Yu also smiled, and then looked at the confused assistant professor,
"Look, these things are all things that can be used in the handouts. They are closely related to the handouts!"
"It would be unreasonable to confiscate it."
Gengping also nodded seriously.
"Isn't your reason too far-fetched?! Especially you!!! Are you telling me that this kind of thing is a teaching material?!!"
The assistant professor shouted with an unhappy look! ! !
"Oops, it seems that the assistant professor doesn't know much about the culture of today's young people~"
Kaedehara Yu looked at the assistant professor and shook his head helplessly~
"What are you talking about? I'm still young, okay...and don't call me assistant professor!!!"
The assistant professor said with a dissatisfied look on his face.
"These are the painful things that young people say nowadays!!!"
Kaedehara Yu said proudly, and then pointed at Kohei and Yamamoto behind him...
Gengping held a girl-control notebook in one hand, a pencil case for Lalazi peripherals in the other, and an anime peripheral protractor in his mouth.
And the same goes for Yamamoto, with a small yellow... textbook in one hand, a box-shaped ruler in the other, and a round protractor with a hole in his mouth...
"Look, both sides are almost exactly the same~"
Kaedehara Yu said with a smile on his face.
"is that so?"
When the assistant professor spoke, he couldn't help but start to doubt himself...
"That's it."
Iori came over and nodded with an affirmative look.
"Besides, this isn't a high school."
“It’s really outrageous that the university has confiscated something.”
Mitarai and Nojima said speechlessly.
"Hmm...it's true that I don't have such authority..."
The assistant professor lowered his head and frowned, as if he couldn't find anything to say to refute the others...
but! ! ! How can the assistant professor be such a shameless character after being able to deal with the remnants for so long! ! !
He directly took away the AV and pornographic books from Yamamoto's hands and mouth, and hugged them all on the podium! ! !
"But!!! My rules here are the rules!!! Bring them all to me!!!"
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