Comprehensive comic, I am a scum in the blue sea!
Chapter 197 Class memories...
More than ten days have passed since the first month of summer vacation.
Izu University, which should have been peaceful, ushered in the visit of the scum again.
In the experimental classroom,
Kaedehara Yu and the others sat speechless, looking at the instruments with big pendulums on the stage, with irritated expressions on their faces.
As far as these remnants are concerned, apart from making up classes, there is nothing else that can bring them here.
But... they received news from a certain idiot assistant professor, summoning several of them to the school to conduct experiments.
Originally, the scumbags were reluctant to come, but...that bastard turned out to be their structural mechanics teacher next semester! ! !
Therefore, the few of them could only submit obediently and see what this Hongmen Banquet was all about...
As for why only the three scumbags and the four scumbags Yamamoto were handed in... all of this starts from the presentation of the materials mechanics internship report last semester...
……
"Damn it, how on earth are you going to write this stupid report!!! Maplehara!!!"
The seven remnants gathered in Yamamoto's boudoir, staring at their computers, creating new texts for a day. It was dark outside, and they didn't even write a word...
At this time, Kaedehara Yu was also scratching his head...
He completely forgot about writing the report. He only remembered it after these guys said they had to submit it to him tomorrow, otherwise he would be left alone tomorrow...
Originally, he planned to buy it directly from Tongzi... But he didn't expect Tongzi to be weak this time! ! ! Only experimental methods, no ready-made data! ! !
TM is due tomorrow. Where can I find equipment for experiments at night? ! !
"Stop barking! Find the information quickly, or you will die!!!"
Kaedehara Yu shouted with an unhappy look on his face, and then took out a box of energy drinks from behind! ! !
"Tonight, it's either success or failure!!! If you can't drink it to death, you'll drink it to death!!! Do you understand?!!"
Kaedehara Yu shouted with a ferocious expression! ! !
"Damn it! Let's fight!!!"
"How could you fail the exam without even touching it!!!"
"Lalazi! Give me power!!!"
The seven remnants each showed their magical powers and began to take advantage of their own computers! ! ! The speed of the hand will shock those who hear it! ! !
Finally... after a night of suffering, the seven gourd boys finally finished their academic garbage.
The next morning, several people also entered the report conference as scheduled. They spoke passionately on the stage with dark circles under their eyes... recounting the results of their hard work! ! !
But what caught their eyes was the look of that stupid assistant professor sleeping violently...
Seeing this, the seven people's faces turned completely dark...
This bastard...
Several people stared at this bastard assistant professor who looked like Jiu Duoerfu for half an hour before he opened his eyes...
"Yeah, yeah, you guys are really shameless."
The assistant professor whose hair covered half of his face stood up, picked up everyone's reports, and shook his head with disdain~
"You should be ashamed of yourselves for writing such a boring report that makes me fall asleep."
Hua la la la——
The assistant professor said, throwing everyone's reports down the podium! ! ! The reports fell to the ground one after another, and a few even landed on the heads of the remnants...
And they are also very angry at this time! ! ! This bastard thing, even if it doesn’t listen or watch, it still litters? ! !
Veins appeared on several people's faces, and even "little snakes" crawled on their necks...
"Besides, the essence of a press conference is to show refined beauty, just like making a cup of rose hip tea that I love to drink in the morning, accompanied by my beautiful humming, like this, in the same way as completing a piece of art~"
The assistant professor said with an intoxicated look on his face, but little did he know that everyone in the audience was already extremely dissatisfied with him, a bastard who talked to himself! ! !
"Ah, I understand!"
At this time, Kaedehara Yu raised his hand and said, and the other residues looked at him... seeming to be waiting for his operation.
"Oh? Can people who write such rubbish understand it? Tell me what you think. Maybe I will change your opinion. Is there a way to make me healthy~"
This naughty assistant professor even closed his eyes and hummed while talking...
"It's like an assistant professor wakes up from the urge to urinate in the morning and sees a pool of yellow on the bed ~ it smells like an assistant professor ~"
Kaedehara Yu said with an intoxicated look.
"I understand what you said! It's like the assistant professor pooping a cup of pancake in the morning. The assistant professor looked at the color as red as a rose, and the assistant professor snorted softly~ It's a ruptured hemorrhoid~"
Iori also took advantage of the situation and added.
"I see, I understand..."
"..."
As the assistant professor's short essays were output one after another, other students in the class couldn't help but start their own creations, and the cool assistant professor's forehead was also covered with veins! ! !
"Shut up, all of you!!! You guys!!! I haven't wet the bed since junior high school!!! And my hemorrhoids are not broken, and I don't have a wife, how can I be cheated! Bastard!!!" "
The assistant professor shouted at the people under the podium with a broken look on his face! ! ! I have no idea how much information I have revealed...
Kaedehara Yu and the other remnants looked at him with a trace of pity...
I still wet the bed in elementary school, and now I still have hemorrhoids. I am now in my thirties and still single... ha~
"In class this afternoon, I will show you what an artistic speech is! If you don't listen... just wait and fail!!!"
Looking at the silent people in the classroom, the assistant professor said with a ferocious expression! ! ! Then he took his own chrysanthemum tea and walked out of the classroom! ! !
……
noon,
In the cafeteria,
"Damn!!! That bastard guy!!!"
Iori banged the table and shouted in displeasure! ! !
"That bastard has no idea how much work we put in!!!"
Fujiwara is also full of anger! ! !
"In order to finish writing the report, I even fast-forwarded through the new AV work that I had been waiting for for a long time in the bathroom that night..."
Yamamoto wiped away tears and said with a painful look on his face.
"I even, I even recorded the latest episode of this issue of Hegemony Animation and watched it!!! It's such a humiliation that will last forever!!!"
Kohei lay on the table and cried bitterly! ! !
Seeing this, Nojima and Mitarai patted their shoulders and sighed helplessly...
"Encountering such a thing is really our radiation."
"By the way, that guy really thinks of himself as a character!!!"
"That's it!!! My lectures every time in class are lousy, boring and I like to brag!!!"
"What else is there to say [that the person who wrote such a boring report is wrong], that bastard thing!!!"
Iori and the others cursed with displeasure! ! !
"Hmph...since he dares to be so arrogant..."
Kaedehara Yu's face turned ferocious...and the other scumbags also looked at him...
"Then let him learn what kind of existence he has provoked!!!"
Kaedehara Yu stood up, and the flesh of the two of them squeezed into Yujiro Fanma. The other people were not to be left behind, and their faces became ferocious and terrifying! ! !
The lecture notes in the afternoon must be the home field of the residue! ! !
……
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