Comprehensive comic, I am a scum in the blue sea!
Chapter 193 Life is like a play...
People often say that life is like a play...
Yes, life is like a game! ! !
A game of the weak and the strong! ! !
On an ordinary night,
In Yamamoto’s boudoir,
Kaedehara Yu looked at the four weirdly dressed remnants across from him and thought seriously! ! !
"Hey, hey, hurry up."
"Are you afraid?"
"If you're afraid, just accept the punishment, you three."
"After all, the way you are dressed now is embarrassing enough~"
The four Yamamotos looked at the three remnants with evil smiles... Iori was now wearing a funny full-body tights suit with a hook on his nose, and Kohei was wearing a Mediterranean hood and a funny mask...
Yu Kaedehara, on the other hand, used hairspray to style her hair into a spiky shape, and wore horrific makeup on her face that was worse than a corpse beast...
"Shut up!!! Your clothes are not much better!!!"
Kaedehara Yu shouted with a ferocious expression! ! !
"One is pretending to be a pervert as a maid, one is pretending to be a Kame Sennin, and the other is wearing pigtails and makeup as a magical girl?! What are you scumbags called?!!"
Iori looked at the three guys who were neither humans nor ghosts and shouted! ! !
"Especially you!!! You even painted your nipples into flowers?!"
Kohei pointed at Fujiwara with a disgusted look and shouted! ! !
"What kind of punishment is this?! Stop it!!! Hurry up and whip out the stick!!!"
Yamamoto and others shouted in displeasure! ! !
"Cut!!!" x3
The three of them looked serious! ! ! Looking at the wooden tower full of holes in front of me (a wooden tower built with wooden bars, and a game of pulling out each wooden bar to prevent it from falling), I was very nervous! ! !
Except for the top floor of the wooden tower in front of me, there are only two wooden bars left on each floor, so no matter what, it is a certain death situation...
But! ! ! He who never gives up is a real man! ! ! Maybe...a miracle will happen! ! !
"Look at me!!!"
Maplehara Yu used all his strength to pull out the wooden stick at lightning speed! ! ! And the ending of the wooden tower did not disappoint a few people...
slam-la-
As expected, he fell down and did not disappoint Yamamoto and others.
"Great!!!"
"You three deserve it!!!"
Yamamoto and Nojima shouted with gloating expressions! ! !
"Uhhhhhh!!! What are you doing?!!"
"It's all your fault!!!"
Iori and Kohei looked at the wooden strips scattered on the table, immediately grabbed Maplehara Yuka by the collar, and shouted with ferocious expressions! ! ! And Kaedehara Yu was not to be outdone, and directly grabbed the two people's ugly faces,
"You two guys!!! You obviously don't dare to smoke, but you are still barking like a dog!!!"
The more he talked, the angrier he became. He jumped up and kicked each of them with flying kicks! ! !
"Okay, okay, you three lost dogs."
"Be prepared for your next punishment~"
Mitarai and Fujiwara also eagerly walked over with the punishment lottery box.
The three remnants got up from the ground, looked at the lottery box and swallowed...all the easy punishments, such as dressing up as women, and the funny punishments had been drawn out...
The rest inside are disgusting things that contain residual resentment... Yu Maplehara stretched out a hand that contained the ultimate hope of the trio! ! !
My turn! ! ! Draw a card! ! !
Kaedehara Yu took out the note tremblingly, then glanced at Iori and Kohei... The three of them swallowed and opened the note.
[Put a bunch of hickeys on each butt]
"Yay!!! Draw your butt!!!"
"As expected of Feng Yuan! I picked the right one!!!"
Mitarai and Fujiwara said proudly! ! !
"Damn it!!! Do it again!!!"
"Uhhhhhh!!! I will definitely not lose this time!!!"
“I want you to know these scum are crying for Daddy!!!”
The three remaining members shouted with dissatisfaction! ! !
"Tch! That's all you can do to show off your authority!"
"Come on over here!!! You little chicks!!!"
Yamamoto and Nojima said with disdain.
"The battle begins!!!"
...Crash--
"Hahaha!!! Yamamoto, let me accept the punishment!!!"
"Damn it!!! Who wrote to cut off the roots?! It must be you three bastards, right?!!"
Yamamoto threw the note at Iori's face with a look of displeasure! ! !
"Now that you've got it, execute it properly!!! Take off your pants, you bastard!!!"
"Gengping! Let's go!!!"
"Don't even think about succeeding!!! Explode! My little universe!!!"
"I'm going to change you from Yamamoto-kun to Yamamoto-chan today!!!"
……
the next morning……
"Are you three sleepy?"
"It's already afternoon now."
Qiansha and Hui looked at the three people lying on the table and said somewhat speechlessly.
"what……"
"We had so much fun last night..."
"..."
The three of them felt a sense of soreness all over their bodies as they recalled the game that turned into an unlimited fighting game yesterday.
"No wonder you three are so virtuous."
Senior Sister Zi also smiled and said.
"No wonder Yu didn't come home yesterday~"
Megumi poked Kaedehara Yu's face and said.
"Eh? Listen to this...do you two live together?"
Chisa looked at Kei and Yu Kaedehara in surprise and asked? ! !
null! ! !
After hearing what the two of them said, Iori and Kohei's eyes immediately widened! ! ! In an instant, he appeared behind Yu Fengyuan, ready to press his head on the table! ! !
However, the moment they opened their eyes, Yu Fengyuan felt their murderous intent that was completely exposed!
call out--
"Hey hey hey, what do you two guys want to do?!!"
Kaedehara Yu looked at the two of them cautiously and said! ! !
"What are you doing? You guy, let's see what you have done first?!"
"We are already living together... It seems that you are ready to go to hell."
Iori and Kohei's murderous intent became more and more intense, and their eyes began to flash red... This was exactly the same as when they took off Yamamoto's pants yesterday, no! ! ! Even worse! ! !
"You misunderstood! I just asked Hui to feed Bruce!!!"
Kaedehara Yu shouted in panic! ! !
"really?"
"We don't quite believe it..."
The two of them spoke in low voices and glanced in Hui's direction...
"We don't live together yet. We just have dinner together every day and watch TV together on the sofa~"
Hui said, showing a happy smile~
And this also completely stimulated our residue! ! !
"Let's eat together? Are you a bastard for your beloved wife's dinner?"
"Watching TV together? Are you a scumbag clinging to you?"
The two of them looked at Kaedehara Yu, their eyes becoming more and more dangerous... And Kaedehara Yu also felt that his life was not going to be long. Why? ! !
"No, what about that, you..."
Feng Yuan Yu said that the more he had no confidence, he simply gave up! ! ! Since you want to play, don't blame me for being rude! ! !
Kaedehara Yu took out the full candy bought from the system directly from his pocket! ! ! One pill can eliminate all negative states of the body, just aching body, nothing more! ! !
After swallowing the candy, Maplehara Yu looked at the two remnants with disdain...
"That's right, just like you said, do whatever you want. If you don't accept it, come and bite me!"
As Kaedehara Yu spoke, the expression on his face became more and more arrogant. How could two mere scum dragging a crippled body outperform this uncle in his prime? ! !
"Tie Baa!!! Since you want to die..."
"Then we will satisfy you!!!"
After listening to Maplehara Yu's words, Iori and Kohei became completely demonized and rushed towards Maplehara Yu! ! ! With a combination of closing and punching moves, the two of them were confident that they could knock Yuichi Kaedehara to the ground! ! !
Unfortunately... they miscalculated! ! !
In their calculations, they were facing Yu Maplehara with a weak and sore body! And in front of them at this time is the scumbag Yu Kaedehara who has the full power of scum! ! !
Kaedehara Yu smiled crookedly, squatted down, and used the inertia of the two of them to punch each of them in the abdomen! ! !
"Eat my new move!!! Dan Po Tian Jing Fist!!!"
Poof——x2
Their expressions changed from shock to extreme pain, and finally they fell to the ground, holding their crotches and spinning around...
"Ha, you two are really too weak."
Kaedehara Yu smiled disdainfully and put his hands in his pockets, not knowing what an opponent was.
"Damn it! How could you, a despicable and dirty guy..."
"How could your body not be sore after last night!!!"
Iori and Kohei lay on the ground, looking at Yu Kaedehara in disbelief! ! !
"So you two are thin dogs..."
Kaedehara Yu glanced at the two of them with disappointment, and then shook his head... He had no self-awareness at all, and he was obviously taking drugs.
"Hey, what is this?"
Suddenly, Kaedehara Yu looked at the suitcase on the table and asked doubtfully.
……
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