Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"Huh... You must be the one who is rude, right?"

Hearing his words, the big snake sneered and spit out a long snake tongue, ready to attack at any time.

It is the devil with tragic fate, Orobas.

At this time, Orobas has not fled to the dark sea, it is still staying in Liyue.

However, because of the remote location and because Snake is a bit... lonely, there are not many people.

With his withdrawn and arrogant character, this demon god has few friends.

Bai Chu only knew it by chance.

"Hey, don't be so stingy."

Seeing that it was about to attack at the slightest disagreement, Bai Chu sneered twice and hurriedly spoke out.

"Didn't I just draw a tube of blood while you were sleeping? What a big deal. You look so long. What's wrong with drawing a little blood?"

"you…"

Orobas laughed angrily at him.

Just smoked a little?

After that tube of blood went out, it didn't recover for two days.

Later it found out that Bai Chu was not only drawing blood, but also conducting experiments on him.

I don’t know what this bastard injected into himself to make it glow for half a month.

Still rainbow colored.

During that time, it could only stay in the cave when it got dark, and there was no need to light a torch in the cave. The red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple light emitted from it would make people unable to open their eyes.

It wasn't until half a month later that the effect of the medicine Bai Chu gave it gradually wore off, and it dared to climb out of the cave.

Bai Chu also felt very innocent about this.

Come on, a big snake with a glowing body is super cool, right?

Sigh... What a stinky snake who doesn't understand aesthetics.

Because of this incident, Orobas fought with him several times. However, it loses every time.

Mainly because Bai Chu is really a scoundrel. Whenever he falls into a disadvantage, he builds a shell to protect himself.

If he was just defensive, even if Zhongli came, it would still take a lot of effort to defeat him, let alone Orobas.

But forget it, but every time it stops and is about to leave, something will randomly fly out of the turtle shell and hit it on the head.

As for what flies out, it depends on what Bai Chu catches. The last time he met Orobas, he accidentally threw an enhanced version of the luminous potion.

Orobas collapsed on the spot and chased him for a week. In the end, he was exhausted. Bai Chu came out of the turtle shell, knocked it over and laughed at its glowing body.

After taunting him, he turned around and walked away gracefully, leaving Orobas as a snake shining here.

According to people who passed by there, a sudden burst of colorful light in the forest almost blinded him.

After this incident, there was no contact between one person and one snake. Despite this, Bai Chu still felt that the relationship between him and Orobas should be quite good.

"Big, big brother, what's wrong?"

Hearing Orobas's voice, Gan Yu, who covered his eyes with his hands, asked in fear and opened his hands to try to block him.

"No, it's okay. No matter what happens, Gan Yu will protect big brother!"

"Um…"

Orobas also noticed the little guy who was protected by Bai Chu and suddenly made a sound. It spit out the snake letter and snorted coldly.

"You're still the same as before, hanging out with brats all day long."

"What kid?" Bai Chu glared at it, then touched Gan Yu's head with a smile on his face.

"Xiao Ganyu is the cutest little angel in the world, not a kid."

"hey-hey…"

Gan Yu smiled sheepishly and quietly stuck out his tongue.

He turns out to be a little angel... Hehe, the elder brother is indeed the best.

Unlike the teacher, who dislikes her for eating too much and calls her fat all day long.

Little angels won’t get fat!

By the way, what is a little angel?

"you…"

Orobas was speechless. He originally wanted to curse, but when he saw the silly little Ganyu, he held back his words.

Then, under Bai Chu's curious eyes, its huge body gradually shrank, and finally turned into a man who was half a head taller than Bai Chu, with fair skin and white hair. Shi Shiran fell from above.

Its huge size might scare Xiao Ganyu, so he consciously turned into a human form.

Although he has become a human, he still has some snake-like forms, such as the vertical pupils in his eyes.

"oh oh…"

Bai Chu looked at him in surprise and smacked his lips.

Unexpectedly, this snake turned into a human and looked quite good-looking.

Moreover, it seems that because Orobas is a white snake, his eyebrows are also white.

Stared at by his weird eyes, Orobas frowned, took a step back in disgust, looked at him warily and said, "What weird things are you thinking about again?"

"I'm telling you, if you dare to throw that potion on me again, I'll kill you!"

"Do not worry…"

"No, no!"

Just as he was about to explain, Gan Yu suddenly struggled. She broke away from Bai Chu's hand and glared at Orobas fiercely.

"You, you are a bad person, don't get close to big brother!"

She looked like a sheep protecting its calf, which made Bai Chu a little funny.

Unexpectedly, he would still be protected by his children.

"Hmph, you brat..."

"Okay, Gan Yu."

Orobas' eyes were fierce, and when he was about to say harsh words, Bai Chu interrupted him, smiled and touched Gan Yu's head, squatting down and looking at her.

"Don't worry, this weirdo and I are friends, he was just joking."

"Really, really?"

Gan Yu was a little skeptical. But looking at Bai Chu's smiling expression, she still nodded and turned around with an apologetic face.

"Well, yes, I'm sorry..."

"Okay, you go play first while I talk to this weirdo about something."

Bai Chu patted her head and said with a smile. Gan Yu nodded obediently, responded sweetly, and then ran not far away to eat flowers by himself.

"Hmph, so boring."

Orobas looked at him and Gan Yu coldly, snorted coldly after Gan Yu ran away, and said lightly.

"I didn't expect that after so many years, you are still indulged in the game of raising children."

"Although you said that, didn't you turn into a human because you were afraid of scaring Xiao Ganyu?"

Bai Chu smiled and looked at him narrowly. Orobas coughed twice, looked at him with some embarrassment, and said angrily.

"Am I afraid of scaring her? Why should I care what the kid thinks? Do you think I am you?"

"Okay, calm down first."

Tsk, being a tsundere is really troublesome.

Although he was smiling on the outside, Bai Chu was not as kind in his heart as he appeared on the surface.

Orobas is a snake. Although he often says that he hates getting along with humans, Bai Chu has seen him coaxing children who accidentally entered here after he became small more than once.

Besides, if he really hates human beings, he will not use his life to make deals with heaven in the future.

"I came to see you on business."

Entering the main topic, the smile on Bai Chu's face also disappeared. Seeing him like this, the expression on Orobas's face became serious.

He and Bai Chu have known each other for thousands of years. Although they would inevitably get into fights every time they met, he actually didn't hate Bai Chu.

After all, his life was really boring, and Bai Chu was like a stone thrown into the water, bringing a little fun to his life.

Over the past thousand years, he had long understood Bai Chu's character. Although he is usually not very easy to describe, he is still very serious when he talks about business.

Since they all came to him specifically, it must not be a trivial matter.

Orobas was silent for a while, then snorted coldly, "Tell me. What's the matter."

Since Bai Chu had even lowered his face and asked him for help, it wasn't impossible to help him.

However, Orobas did not expect that Bai Chu's real purpose of coming to him was actually to save his life.

"If you escape from Liyue in the future, it's best not to meddle in other people's business and stay in the dark sea."

Of course, this proposal is just talk. Given the nature of the devil's lover, Orobas will definitely go to Yuanxia Palace in the end.

"If you go to a place in the future and become a god worshiped by some people, never open a book called "Before the Sun and the Moon" unless you want to die."

"What are you talking about?" Orobas looked confused.

He was staying well in Liyue, why did he run away?

"Stop talking nonsense and promise me that you will never touch the book "Before the Sun and the Moon"." Bai Chu ignored him and still said seriously.

"Okay, I promise you." Orobas nodded and agreed.

But he was still a little curious, "What is written in that book? It can still make you so nervous."

He had never seen Bai Chu look like this before, as if he was afraid of something.

"you…"

Bai Chu was about to say, "Don't worry about it," but he swallowed the words as he reached his lips.

He glanced at Orobus and sighed.

Human curiosity cannot be suppressed.

His vague obstruction might even arouse Orobas' curiosity. So, it’s better to tell him directly.

"That book is the truth of the world, something we cannot touch."

"If you touch...then whether it's you or me, there will only be one end."