Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"Forget it, I know who it is even if you don't tell me."

Seeing Fukalos' confused look, Bai Chu rolled his eyes and said angrily.

Who else could it be? It's Agolia.

Who else but her could teach Fukalos these nonsense?

Really...she is really a crooked god, can't she just let this child listen to him peacefully?

Bai Chu sighed. Seeing Fukalos pretending to be pitiful, he waved his hands helplessly, looking a little tired.

"Forget it...you go back to your room, I'm going to rest."

Although it wasn't evening yet, it was still noon, but he was really defeated by the kid Fukalos.

Sure enough, I shouldn't have agreed to that bad woman Egolia back then!

That bad woman, every truth she says sounds better than what she paints. What about "Oh, don't worry, Fukalos will be very obedient and obedient", "My Fukalos is so cute, I'm giving you an advantage by leaving it to you, and she's also very smart, she can definitely help you." .”

He didn't deny that he was cute, but was he obedient?

Hmm...well, most of the time Fukalos is very obedient, but today...because he was instigated by Egolia, he rebelled a little bit. However, he didn't expect Fukalos to stay here and read in peace.

But being smart doesn’t mean you’re off the mark!

Is Fukalos smart? This is the funniest joke he has heard in hundreds of years.

If she were smart, there would be no fools in the world.

After he said these words, Fukalos did not move, still sitting on the bed and looking at him. Bai Chu frowned, a little confused.

"What's wrong?"

"Bai Chu..." Fukalos touched his belly and pouted, looking a little aggrieved.

"I'm hungry…"

"..." Bai Chu staggered.

If he remembered correctly, the child had just eaten two large bags of drugged snacks, right?

So is she really not sleepy at all? So the medicine really has no effect at all?

No... I haven't fed you enough by holding two big bags together. Are you a pig? ! !

"Bai Chu..." Fukalos squeezed out two drops of crocodile tears, looked at him aggrievedly, opened his mouth and shouted:

"I'm hungry!!"

"…well."

What can I say?

Bai Chu slapped his forehead, said "Wait here", then turned and walked out of the room. Seeing this, Fukalos showed a happy smile on his face.

"Hehe~"

What Lady Egolia taught her seemed to be of some use... Not only did Bai Chu not punish her very much, but he also cooked for her~

Sure enough, Bai Chu is the best~

Well, speaking of which, Bai Chu looks so tired...is there anything she can do?

"...Hey, that's right!"

I don't know what he thought of, but Fukalos's eyes suddenly lit up.

……

After a while, Bai Chu walked in carrying a dinner plate. Before he could speak, the dinner plate in his hand was taken away by Fukalos with a smile on his face.

Seeing her eating with gusto, Bai Chu smiled helplessly.

What should I say... This child really has an appetite when he eats.

However, he is not hungry now and just wants to have a good sleep. He hasn't slept well for a long time since he became Fukalos' acting guardian.

Although Fukalos is a stupid kid, he has a lot of clever ideas and thinks about fun all day long... He feels like he is going to have high blood pressure because of her torment.

"Okay, when you finish eating, just send the dishes and chopsticks down. The landlady will wash them. I'm going to bed."

"Hmm~ Bai Chu, you go ahead~"

Fukalos nodded vigorously, stuffed the innermost part, and said vaguely. Bai Chu smiled helplessly, got up and walked to the bed.

To be honest, this kid is quite cute if he doesn't act silly.

Alas...it would be great if she could be more obedient~

Perhaps it was because he was too tired, Bai Chu lay on the bed and fell asleep within a few minutes.

Hearing his slight snoring, Fukalos raised his head and raised the corners of his mouth.

"Finally fell asleep!"

She hurriedly swept away the remaining food, hurriedly sent the plate downstairs, then hurried back and walked quietly to the bed.

Looking at Bai Chu's sleeping face, Fukalos carefully squatted down, supported his face on the bed with his hands, and looked at Bai Chu happily.

"It was so quiet when Bai Chu fell asleep..."

Speaking of which, after traveling together for so long, she had never seen Bai Chu sleeping...but Bai Chu had seen her sleeping.

Not to mention, although Bai Chu always looked a little stern towards her and didn't smile much. Although it is gentle, it is very awkward.

It's much better now, no harshness, only gentleness.

She felt that Bai Chu like this was the most real version of him.

"Bai Chu is really good-looking..."

She has nice skin and nice skin...and she also smells good. Lady Egolia doesn't have that kind of sweet smell.

Thinking about it, Fukalos couldn't help but get closer to Bai Chu and sniffed gently.

Well, yes, it smells really good!

And it's a very different kind of fragrance... Anyway, it's very attractive, even more fragrant than the fairy jump over the wall that Bai Chu once spent a lot of effort to make for her!

"Oh... No, no, Fukalos, what are you thinking... Bai Chu is not for food!"

Realizing that he had almost forgotten his purpose, Fukalos patted his face that was red for some reason, stretched out his hands and placed them on Bai Chu's head, his palms glowing with aqua blue light.

"Hehe... In this way, Bai Chu can have a good dream~"

When she couldn't sleep before, Lady Egolia did the same thing!

She still remembered the dream. She dreamed that she was laughing and playing in the water with the pure water elves. As soon as I woke up, I forgot all my worries.

Bai Chu can definitely forget his worries! If only…if only I could be gentler when I woke up.

In this way, she could go even further and ask Bai Chu to prepare delicious food for her. For example, Tiantianhua Stuffed Chicken, Fairy Jumping Over the Wall, Tianshu Pork... In short, we want to make a lot of delicious food!

Thinking about it, Fukalos couldn't help drooling again.

Hehe... As long as Bai Chuyi is moved, she can eat whatever she wants?

While she was fantasizing, the blue light on her hand became brighter unknowingly.

at the same time--

"this…"

Looking at the drawing of hell in front of him on the vast sea, Bai Chu was so frightened that his face turned green.

"Bai Chu, I'm hungry!"

"Wow wow wow, come here quickly, I want to eat you!"

"Bai Chu, Bai Chu, you smell so good!"

"Oh, you impostors, don't rob me!"

Above the sea, Fukalos poked their heads out one by one, their eyes glowing green. That kind of gaze, as if looking at food, made Bai Chu feel frightened.

I don't know why, although he can still stand on the water now, he has no strength at all.

"...It's over now."

It's a pity that he has been famous all his life, but he didn't expect to be buried in the hands of Fukalos...

When people are dreaming, they often do not realize that they are dreaming, and they will also make a series of behaviors that are not in line with their own personality.

Just like Bai Chu now. After realizing that resistance was useless, he lay on the water with a helpless expression, waiting to be eaten by the hungry Fukalos.

Open up!

I hope there won’t be Fukalos in heaven…