Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

I posted late today because I was too tired from playing the Phantom Beast Palu...but luckily I remembered

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"Teach me, you have nothing to do anyway. Besides, don't you like taking care of children~"

Under Bai Chu's somewhat speechless gaze, the blond girl crawled out from under the bed, patted the dust on her body, then put on the horn crown, looked at him with a smile and winked.

"Put it aside whether you want to teach or not..." Bai Chu rubbed his eyebrows, feeling a little headache.

"Tell me first, what do you want to do by hiding under my bed?"

Is there someone under the Teyvat version of the bed?

"Hey, don't I want to give you a surprise?" Flora winked playfully and stuck out her tongue.

"How's it going? Isn't it a surprise?"

"…No."

Do you have any misunderstandings about surprises?

Bai Chu rolled his eyes and said angrily.

Although he thought that the Flower Goddess might also be an extraordinary god, he really didn't expect that she would be so... strange.

Sure enough, there is no normal person in Sumeru. Should it be said that it is the most chaotic country...

However, one thing is that the flower god is indeed very beautiful, and he is the most charming person he has ever seen. Her appearance can indeed make people unconsciously sacrifice everything for her.

Bai Chu looked at her for a moment and then looked away.

Although she is beautiful, she is not easy to mess with.

Just like what King Daci Shu said about her.

A girl who is as lovable as a rose, full of romance and charm.

Even if she is sought after by people and admired by the red monarch, Qiangwei will not miss anyone.

Flower God is such a person.

"Just you?"

Bai Chu raised his eyebrows and asked softly.

He thought the Flower Goddess would come with one or two Zhenlings.

But that's right, how could her family members see her crawling under someone else's bed?

"Ahaha~" The Flower God smiled brightly, like a rose in full bloom.

"By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet~ Although you may have heard about it from the Tree King, introducing yourself is a must!"

"As you can see, I am the god Nia and the others believe in, the most beautiful flower god in the world~ By the way, my name is Nabu Malikata~ What about you, it's your turn~"

"Bai Chu."

"..." Flower God nodded and looked at him.

Bai Chu also looked at her with a subtle expression.

What is this man waiting for?

"Wait, wait, wait!" Flower God finally reacted and his eyes widened.

"Can you just tell me a name?"

"Otherwise?" Bai Chu raised his eyebrows and asked doubtfully.

Need anything more to say?

Is it possible to ask him to say that he is the best mother in the world... Bah, old father? How can it be.

Besides, he’s not married yet!

"No, that..."

Nabu was a little at a loss.

When introducing yourself, shouldn’t you tell me something about your background? No matter how bad it is, tell me what people who believe in him are like!

Of course, this panic was made.

"Don't look at me like that. I'm not a demon. It's not like you don't know."

Seeing her fake appearance, Bai Chu rolled his eyes and said angrily.

Although I don't know how the three gods Xumi knew it, the fact that he was not a demon god was obviously not a secret among these three crooked Lao Deng.

"No, no... Even if you are not a demon, the people there don't know this, right?"

"Wow...Bai Chu, you are so miserable, no one likes you..."

As she said this, she wiped her tears and said, "I sympathize with you."

Seeing her exaggerated performance, Bai Chu rolled his eyes and was speechless.

However, he also realized something. He thought that these three gods knew him very well, but now it seemed that they just knew some of his secrets through some unknown means.

Moreover, these things are considered insignificant to him, as long as he doesn't know him so well that he even knows what color Kuchako he is wearing today.

"Okay, okay, tell me if you have anything to say."

Seeing that the flower god wanted to continue playing, Bai Chu waved his hand and said angrily.

He knew that none of the three gods Xumi would break up with him. They all had things they wanted him to do in the future, even if these three were already dead by then.

"Hey...that's too much."

The flower god sighed and stopped being a drama queen.

"Actually, it's nothing, I just came to see you."

She was still very curious about Bai Chu.

Although she was also present at the time of King Chi, she did not see Bai Chu clearly because she was a bit far away.

Besides, I don't know if Bai Chu has the ability to resist her, so of course I have to take a closer look.

Hmm... Now it seems that although he is better than her, it is still not enough...

However, there is still room for growth. Although it is very difficult to increase the power of the devil...but you can still use external forces.

Although it's not my own power, if I just use it a little bit and use it as a prop, it's okay, right?

The Flower Goddess seemed to be smiling all the time, but Bai Chu could feel that her mood did not fluctuate at all.

Whether it's the gentleness now or the lack of tone before, it's just a look she made.

However, this is normal. After all, she is the devil that the Great Ci Tree King wants him to be careful about.

Demon gods are like this, and there are only a few like the Great Merciful Tree King. Besides, to be precise, it was the first time the two met, so how could they be so familiar with each other.

"What are you looking at?" Noticing her scrutinizing gaze, Bai Chu twitched the corner of his mouth, feeling a little unhappy.

"Nothing." Flora's smile remained unchanged. "I just suddenly feel that the future is not so difficult to wait for."

"Now that you've finished reading, don't disturb my rest, right? Just go, I won't see you off." Bai Chu said unceremoniously.

He didn't want to talk to the ultimate Riddler like Flora unless necessary. Moreover, the Great Ci Tree King is also nice to talk to and really regards him as a friend, but the Flower God is different.

Bai Chu didn't believe a word of what she said.

"Hey...how indifferent."

The Flower Goddess smiled, then lifted up her skirt and bent down slightly.

"In this case, I won't bother you anymore~ Bai Chu, I hope you have a happy time here~"

"Ah, of course...if you need anything, just tell Nia. But...there are some requests that I can't do."

Nia, but where is her lovely priest.

After saying that, she squinted her eyes and glanced at Bai Chu as if in warning. Then she opened the window and Shi Shiran jumped out.

"Humph…"

It seems that this person seems to be very concerned about the priest named Nia.

By the way, can't you just walk through the door?

Bai Chu touched his chin, hummed slightly, and raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Although I felt a little sorry for that child...but it didn't do her any harm. Besides, who asked the Flower God to threaten him?

He doesn't like being threatened the most.

Of course, he would not do such a thing as deceiving Nia's feelings and causing her temperament to change drastically. After all, Nia is a good child at first glance.

Such a well-behaved child, he has no bad taste in destroying such a cute child.

As for what to do...

Haha~