Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"...an honorary sage of the Myoron sect of the Jiaolingyuan?"

What the hell?

Bai Chu blinked and raised his head in confusion to look at the smiling Daci Tree King in front of him.

"What do you mean?"

"I can't help it. Who asked you to get into trouble?" King Daci Shu put away his smile and sighed in pretense of distress.

But Bai Chu didn't accept this trick. He looked sideways at King Daci Shu and sneered twice.

"You're plotting against me, right?"

"Oh, Bai Chu, how could you say this..." Daci Shuwang's smile did not change.

"The scholars came to me collectively, and I was also very distressed."

"What would I do if you didn't allow it?"

This guy... must have been hiding in the dark watching him misbehave.

He also wondered what King Daci Shu was doing. He was waiting for him here.

"Well~" Daci Shuwang smiled and waved his hand.

"Although I do have a problem...but Bai Chu, to be fair, don't you have no problem at all?"

"...Where did you learn this?"

"A scholar who studies women's sociology. How about it? Sounds pretty good, right?" King Daci Shu was still complacent, looking like he was begging for praise. Bai Chu twitched the corners of his mouth and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"That's very good, don't say it next time."

“Also, it’s best to get rid of this subject.”

As soon as he heard this, his blood pressure suddenly rose.

I'm older and have high blood pressure, yet I still have to be tortured like this by her...

"Hehe, you're just kidding." The Daci Tree King stuck out his tongue and winked at him playfully. Looking at the pretending to be tender, Bai Chu felt helpless.

"No...how old are you, why are you still doing this kind of thing like a little girl?"

"A person's heart never grows old, so he can live a long life. Bai Chu, why are you still an honorary sage of our Order Academy? You don't understand this?"

"...I don't understand. Also, who is the honorary sage of your teaching academy?" Bai Chu asked angrily with a dark face.

"Hehe, what do you think?" Daci Shuwang blinked and put his arm on his shoulder with a smile.

"Oh... Bai Chu, just take it for granted~ Otherwise the scholars will come and ask me what's going on, and even I will find it very troublesome~"

"None of my business."

"Please~ Oh, or else I will call you like those two little guys? Bai Chu's mother, please~"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Seeing that she suddenly started grabbing his arm and swinging it around, Bai Chu suddenly laughed angrily at her behavior. Just as he was about to push King Daci Shu away, he saw her raising her head and looking at him unblinkingly with her big shining eyes.

"You agreed?"

"Promise you big-headed ghost!"

If possible, Bai Chu really wanted to punch her in the face. However, looking at the aggrieved expression, he finally put down his hand and sighed.

Sigh...it's still too easy to be soft-hearted.

"Hey, I know Bai Chu's mother is the best, she won't hit anyone~"

Seeing him put down his hand, the Daci Tree King immediately laughed and joked unscrupulously.

It’s hard to imagine that the person calling a boy mommy would be the Great Cishu King who rules the entire Xumi City.

"Don't be such a talker." Bai Chu was almost immune to her bad taste, so he just rolled his eyes and said coldly.

"It's okay if you want me to be this honorary sage or something weird. But, you have to tell me first why I have to be this or something sage."

"In other words, why do you have to have me involved with the Teaching Council?"

"Hey...I noticed it."

"nonsense."

Anyone can notice it, it's too obvious.

No, it should be said that King Daci Shu had no intention of hiding it at all.

"Okay, okay..." Under Bai Chu's scrutinizing gaze, the Daci Tree King sighed and raised his hands helplessly in a gesture of surrender.

"If you insist on asking... I can only say it's because of your possibility."

"?"

"People are strange creatures."

Looking at Bai Chu who looked confused, King Daci Shu smiled slightly and said softly.

"In the beginning, perhaps a group of people will work together for a common ideal...but in the process, the so-called ideal is likely to change due to external temptations."

"The same is true for the Teaching Academy. Although everyone is working hard to pursue knowledge now...but what about a hundred or a thousand years from now?"

"In other words, if I die, will the Order be able to maintain its original intention?"

To her, the Order is like her child.

However, in the process of growing up, children will eventually leave their parents and face various temptations from the outside world. If he cannot maintain his original intention, then this child will only slowly degenerate.

Therefore, she wanted to find a "teacher" for her child who could slap him back when he went astray.

Bai Chu is a good choice.

He has the power and lifespan of a demon god, but he has the heart of a human being. He can feel resentment and can distinguish what is good for Sumeru and what is bad for Sumeru.

In this way, even if she dies, the next Grass God will have someone to rely on.

"...So, I want to trouble you."

"If the Order becomes dirty and ugly in the future...then I will turn to you, the Honorable Sage."

King Daci Shu smiled gently, his voice unusually gentle.

If it was Bai Chu... he would definitely show up when she dies and the Order becomes corrupt.

If he agrees.

Although she still had many ways to get Bai Chu to agree to this request... But she didn't want to use lies to deceive or use anything as a bargaining chip to threaten Bai Chu.

"Bai Chu, it doesn't matter if you don't agree. The Order will always welcome you."

"so you…"

"So, in what name did you say this?"

Before she could finish speaking, Bai Chu interrupted her and asked softly with a flat smile on his face.

He was not interested in the future affairs of the Order. If you help King Daci Shu... that's not impossible.

It depends on what she says now.

"What if I said it was in the name of King Daci Shu?"

"Since it's an order from King Daci Shu... I'm not from here, so it doesn't matter if I don't listen."

"Hey, is that so?" King Daci Tree smiled slightly.

"Then it seems that I can only say it is in the name of a friend."

"Bai Chu, you are really careful."

In other words, too soft-hearted.

If she said this in the name of the Great Cishu King, it would mean that she was the Great Cishu King of Xumi and deceived Bai Chu for the sake of the Order.

But it's different if we are friends.

"If you are so soft-hearted, you will suffer a loss." King Daci Tree was a little funny.

In order to gain a firm foothold in Xumi, she had killed many demon gods, but she was not as friendly as she seemed.

If the dead demon gods were to judge her, it would not be like what her people said.

Cunning and decisive, just like the poisonous insects hidden in the jungle, inconspicuous but deadly... this is what she really looks like.

'In the name of friends'...

The corners of Daci Shuwang's mouth curved.

It seems okay, right?