Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"Bai Chu, let me tell you, King Daci Shu is simply the best god in the world, do you know that?"

"She not only led us to create this rainforest, but also taught us knowledge and made us respect life. Moreover, she is gentle, kind, beautiful and generous..."

"Ahhh! Bai Chu, how can you say there is such a perfect god!"

Bai Chu sat on the camel beast, listening helplessly to the admiring words of the girl next to him, and sighed.

"Mina, I know you like the Great Ci Tree King very much... but do you want to calm down first?"

"To be honest, your appearance is a bit inconsistent with your appearance."

"What do you know! King Daci Shu is the best god in the world!"

"Yes Yes…"

Bai Chu nodded and agreed with her casually.

He met this girl named Mina on the fourth day after entering the rainforest area.

Moreover, the way they met was also very romantic, with the hero saving the beauty.

Of course, although he thought it was romantic, the girl named Mina didn't think their encounter was romantic.

Because this "rescue" is different from ordinary rescue.

Bai Chu appeared when she fainted from hunger.

In order to study what kind of food can promote the development of camel animals, she ran around in the rain forest... As a result, when she ran here, she encountered a wild animal and when she ran for her life, she lost everything she had on her. to attract the beast's attention.

She lost her map and compass and got lost.

Not only that, but even the dozens of pages of the paper I wrote were lost.

Urgent and angry, hungry, thirsty and tired, the result is...cough.

Now, Bai Chu is helping her find what she lost.

"Uuuuuuuuah, I can throw away anything, but I can't throw away my thesis! Although Lord Dacishu Wang won't blame me, my tutor will!"

By the way, this girl is the ultimate and most die-hard fan of the Great Merciful Tree King. She can praise the Great Mercy Tree King to him eight hundred times a day without even repeating the same thing.

One second he was talking about the topic, and the next second he said, "Under the wise leadership of Lord Daci Shu Wang..."

I am simply speechless.

"I think it's probably lost."

Bai Chu rolled his eyes and said with some gloating.

"Didn't it rain a few days ago? Even if your paper is not lost, it probably won't be used."

"Oh, oh, oh, don't do that kind of thing!"

Mina had a grimace on her face and almost collapsed. Seeing this, Bai Chu and the system couldn't help but laugh.

"Ha, Bai Chu, ask her if she wants my graduation thesis?"

The system said gloatingly. It likes to see others suffer misfortune, especially Bai Chu.

"Your graduation thesis is useless..."

By the way, it turns out that the system also requires you to go to college and have a graduation thesis...

So, what does it look like to give birth to a child through the system? Bai Chu was a little curious.

Create a small system?

"Okay, okay, if you can't find it, just write another one."

Seeing that Mina still had a frown on her face, Bai Chu stopped thinking about the systemic fertility issues and said to her with a smile.

"Oh, dozens of pages! Handwritten! Write it for me!"

"Besides, there is data on it... wuwuwu, I forgot all about it a long time ago..."

Why am I so unlucky!

Mina wished she could hit her to death, so that there wouldn't be so much trouble.

Damn it, destroy it.

Wow, I really want to dream of the Great Merciful Tree King, and then throw myself into her broad mind and then... Guhehehehehehe——,

Daci Tree King, Daci Tree King, fragrant and soft, I really want to hold her and tell her my admiration for her...I want to eat ice cream (cross out)

"Hey Hey hey?"

Seeing that her expression started to look strange again, Bai Chu suddenly had black lines on his face and hurriedly called her out of her fantasy.

"Ah?" Mina came back to her senses, wiped her mouth quickly, and smiled sheepishly at him.

"Well, I'm sorry, it's really the wife of King Dacishu..."

"Stop, stop, stop." Bai Chu covered his forehead with a headache and sighed helplessly.

"This is the twentieth time you have told me about the Great Ci Tree King today. Please be quiet, okay?"

I really can't stand this guy...

Although it was interesting to hear it at first, it became a bit annoying once you got used to it.

He only wanted to eat Nasita's ice cream, and was not interested in Daci Shuwang's. She was too big. (referring to age)

"Oh..." Hearing this, the dull hair on Mina's head hung down, and she lowered her head in disappointment.

She doesn't understand why there are people in the world who are so indifferent to King Daci Tree...

The Great Merciful Tree King is the best in the world!

"Well...I remember, go this way!"

"You must remember correctly."

Bai Chu was a little worried.

Without a map and compass, Mina had been walking blindly with him for quite some time.

If he hadn't wanted to pretend to be an ordinary person, he would have taken Mina flying high.

"Oh, I'm absolutely right this time, believe me!" Mina vowed.

But if you look closely, her eyes are a little erratic. Bai Chu squinted his eyes, snorted coldly, patted Dahuang, and asked him to walk towards the other side.

"Hey, you believe me, believe me!"

"I believe in you...huh, you can't curse, you can't curse..."

After all, he is in a country of wisdom, so he has to appear civilized.

Swallowing the curse words on his lips, Bai Chu glanced at the guilty Mina and rolled his eyes.

"If I believe you, I won't be able to get out in this life. Okay, listen to me and go this way."

"Oh…"

Mina stuck out her tongue and followed with a blushing face.

What can we do...it's not her fault.

If you want to blame it, it's all the beast that scared her away!

After walking for a while, but still not seeing a way out, Mina suddenly felt energetic.

"Bai Chu, are you okay?"

She jumped up and followed Bai Chu who was sitting on the camel beast, raised her head and asked with a smile, feeling a little proud in her heart.

Hum, even I, as a local, can't find the way, how can you, a traveler from other places, find it?

If you can find it, I'll eat it directly...

"Wow--"

Pushing aside the bushes in front of him and looking at the road that appeared in front of him, Bai Chu turned around and looked at Mina without saying anything.

He didn't seem to say anything, but he seemed to have said everything.

Mina: "...Hey~"

Really, really found it?

"Bai Chu, I knew you would be able to find it!"

Mina twitched her lips and walked over with a forced smile, wanting to pat Bai Chu on the shoulder. However, her height could only touch Dahuang's body.

"Moo~"

Dahuang glanced at her, shouted, with an unknown meaning in his eyes, and walked away slowly, leaving Mina alone.

Mina's hands were still frozen in the air, and even the smile on her face was frozen.

She... was despised by the camel beast?

"Bai Chu!"

Why is this camel beast as hooky as its owner?

Mina's little face turned red with anger, and she followed angrily.

"Asshole, wait for me!"