Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

"You can eat this thing like a plate of walnuts when you're bored. Maybe you can realize the authority of the blockade. You don't have the authority now, right?"

"... "

Why are you just talking nonsense?

Bai Chu chuckled and almost cursed.

Why, he plays this stuff every day when he has nothing to do?

It's so scary that the whole person is blocked in and so on! There is no guarantee at all!

"Okay, okay, next one."

Bai Chu said impatiently.

This system makes you fart when you talk about business.

"Hmm...the last one, although it is more efficient and simple...but is it a bit dangerous?"

"What?" Bai Chu raised his eyebrows and his eyes lit up.

What could be more dangerous than facing the maintainer of heavenly principles?

"Well... Well, this is roughly like this..."

……

"...Are you serious?"

After hearing how to use the system, Bai Chu's eyelids twitched and he asked uneasily.

If he uses it this way, will he really not die before confronting Tianli? ?

"I told you it's a little dangerous."

"…A little?"

Are you afraid you want to murder me?

Bai Chu just wanted to curse, but stopped when the words reached his mouth.

But if you think about it carefully, this might be possible.

Bai Chu thought for a while, but still couldn't make up his mind.

He can die...but not because of this thing.

I have to think about whether there is any other method that can replace the last method mentioned by the system...

Bai Chu covered the box and put it away again. This thing is still too dangerous for him now.

Before he thinks of a way, he'd better keep this thing sealed.

"Where are you going next?"

Seeing him putting away the pieces and preparing to rest, the system asked curiously. Bai Chu paused and shook his head.

"Who knows, just take a step and see."

"I plan to wander around the territory of the Red King first, then go to the rainforest controlled by the Great Ci Tree King, and finally go to the Flower God."

It is said that the Flower Goddess seems to be a remnant of the fairy spirit family, and her descendants Zhenling are the creatures on the water lilies that were born from the clear spring condensed by her blood and tears.

Zhenling is extremely serious and paranoid about relationships. Once the other person betrays him, he will use any means to retaliate, just like Lilupal, the representative of Zhenling who promoted the establishment of Gul City.

Even his own descendants did not hold back and turned Gul City upside down. In the end, Lilupal was divided into seven parts by the Red King himself.

The family members are so paranoid, and their god Flower God is probably no better.

Bai Chu didn't have a good impression of Flower God. However, this does not prevent him from taking a stroll in the territory of the Goddess of Flowers. (The image of the Goddess of Flowers is roughly based on Nilu, and Nilu’s clothes are tailor-made to imitate the figure of the Goddess of Flowers)

Anyway, there are still hundreds of years before the Demon God War, so it’s okay for him to go back later.

Besides...even if he goes back early, he can't go back again.

"Okay, don't bother me anymore, go to sleep."

"Hey, I'll sleep with you to death, Zhubi."

Although his tone sounded disgusted, the system still became quiet. Noticing this, Bai Chu raised the corners of his mouth slightly, turned out the light, and closed his eyes.

"system."

In the darkness, Bai Chu closed his eyes and whispered.

"What are you doing? Why are you still talking when you're not going to sleep?"

"I can't sleep, let's have a chat." Bai Chu said softly.

"?"

"Ha... after thousands of years, you have changed a bit."

"what?"

Bai Chu smiled and said nothing.

The previous system was not like this. Although it can hurt each other like friends, it has no human feelings after all.

...But, after thousands of years, he felt that the system had changed.

"How do you feel about being out in the field?"

"What's the matter? I don't want to go out to work. It's my dream to be a salty fish for the rest of my life!"

"Really?" Bai Chu smiled.

"That said, it's not that boring, right?"

"...Yeah, that's it..."

"Haha~"

"Bai Chu, why are you laughing!" Hearing Bai Chu chuckle, the system suddenly went crazy and shouted angrily in his head.

"Sorry, sorry, it's nothing, nothing~" Bai Chu smiled and didn't argue with him, just smiled and apologized.

"system."

"Tsk, are you bothered? Don't you want to sleep?"

"Okay, okay, I'm going to sleep now."

Bai Chu turned over and lay flat on the mattress. He opened his eyes and seemed to be looking at the sky through the tent.

After a moment of silence, he said softly.

"Would you be sad if I died?"

"Are you sick?" The system laughed angrily at him.

Just asking such a meaningless question?

"If you die, I will give you a good death. Besides, what does it have to do with me whether you die or not? If you die, I will go back."

He can barely be considered the leader of the Time Travel Department now. After returning, there is a high probability that the next person to be reincarnated will be arranged for him.

The system didn't notice it, and it didn't seem to have any objection to time travel or anything like that.

"If you want to die, die quickly, the next one will be better."

"Hey, System, don't be so ruthless. After all, we have been getting along for thousands of years."

"Oh, are you bothered? If you don't sleep, I will sleep. Shut up!"

"Good good..."

Sure enough, the system is becoming more and more user-friendly.

Bai Chu smiled and closed his eyes.

Perhaps, both the system and him have changed a lot unknowingly...

However, his change...may not be too good.

Silent all night.

Soon, the sun rose and the village gradually became lively.

"Oh, let me tell you, our family was sleeping soundly last night when we were suddenly woken up... by a foreigner who said he was here to stay overnight. Do you think he is sick?"

"Hey, that foreigner also came to my house last night! Oh, the boss was so angry with me that he almost walked out with a knife if I hadn't stopped him. You said, forget it if it's daytime, this foreigner is too big Come at night, how sick are you?"

"you do not say…"

Early in the morning, several aunts were sitting at the entrance of the village, chatting while choosing vegetables.

They have different topics every day, but today's topics all focus on someone.

Bai Chu, who just came out of the tent: "..."

His tent was pitched in a remote place not far from the village entrance, so he heard the discussions among the aunts as soon as he came out.

Suddenly, he couldn't hold himself any longer.

He never thought that one day he would become the target of complaints from the village aunts... You know, he had never been treated like this whether in Mondstadt, Daozhi or Liyue.

"Sure enough, it's all Red King's fault, it's all Xumi's fault!"

There is definitely something wrong with the feng shui of this place!

It has nothing to do with me anyway!

"Hey, don't tell me, those foreigners have quite unique looks and are nothing like our people."

"Yes, it's white and tender. At first glance, it looks like a pampered rich young master. I don't know what he's thinking. He's here to suffer."

"Don't tell me, I want to touch that tender skin."

Bai Chu: "(゜ロ゜)"

No, no, the aunt at the entrance of the village is too scary.

After a while, I might tell him what to say.

Bai Chu couldn't stand the aunts' nonsense anymore, so he quickly picked up his bags and left here.

The territory occupied by the Red King is really too big. If we don't leave quickly, we may not be able to reach the next village before night.

The breeze stirred the sand, gradually covering up the traveler's tracks.