Genshin Impact: I’m really not a daddy

Don’t many people want to know when the protagonist burps? I want to say, don’t be anxious, don’t be anxious, it’s time to die, it’s time to die!

But it will probably take a long time. I originally thought that I could write about the Demon God War in about 100 chapters, but... looking at it now, I may not be able to finish Xumi in 130 or 40 chapters, emmm

In short, I am really awesome (convinced)

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Mar City is very prosperous. Although it is not as prosperous as Liyue Port, it still has many specialties.

There were jars with strange patterns, and many plants and meats that were not found in Liyue.

Bai Chu bought a lot of everything he saw. Although he does not have the currency of this country, Akosh and the others do.

Although he had only asked for some seeds, Akosh gave him most of their money.

Even though they kept saying it wasn't much, in fact, the money was enough for him to spend here for a long time.

"Well...I have almost everything I need to buy."

The space left in his bag, which had been scant to begin with, was now almost full.

"Bai Chu, Bai Chu, look over there!"

When Bai Chu was about to find a place to rest for a few days, the system that had been silent for several days suddenly spoke up, and his voice was very excited.

Although Bai Chu didn't want to pay attention to him, he still subconsciously looked in the direction the system said.

Over there, a man and a woman were sneaking into the house, and from time to time they would secretly look back at a man not far away.

Bai Chu: "..."

"Believe it or not, those men and women must be related in some way!" The system became excited.

"No..." Bai Chu didn't even know what to scold him.

Your system, why are you paying attention to these?

I still have such a rich imagination, I’m afraid I haven’t read it less often, right?

"You're a broken system. If you have time to take care of things that have nothing to do with you, why don't you think of a way to let me go to Sky Island to deal with it."

"Speaking of which, shouldn't systems all be very powerful? After having a system, shouldn't we go to the invincible stream? Why is your system so useless?"

Bai Chu couldn't help but complain. After hearing what he said, the system became angry and cursed directly in his mind.

"It's not prison. Have you read too many novels? I'll give you the entire invincible stream... TNND, I haven't even played the invincible stream yet, but you have imagined it first!"

"If I can make you invincible, then I can still be a hard-working social animal? I'll just make the manager of the meal department unable to survive!"

Is it a small employee system that gives you the entire invincible flow?

Ha ha!

Let alone it, it can’t even grow bigger!

Even if it can, it can’t! It is illegal to disrupt the rules of the world at will, and you will be arrested!

"Don't think about you... you're still invincible. Wake up, kid. It's good to be able to play a supporting role for you."

"Look, among the things you prepared for the future, which one didn't I get for you? You even picked..."

The system is full of resentment towards him. However, it was also a bit satisfying at the same time.

After so long, after so long, Bai Chu finally stopped raising children!

Bai Chu, who doesn't have children, can finally quarrel with it!

"Hmm...it seems so."

Invincible flow is just a fantasy. How can there be such a heaven-defying system in the world?

No matter what others think, his system is just a social beast no different from his own, and it also processes all kinds of data.

But then again...

"Does your system still have laws to follow?"

"Hmph, of course. Don't you understand that there is no rule without rules?" After finally finding an opportunity to mock him, the system immediately opened up its firepower.

"If there were no laws and every system could do whatever they wanted, pick people at will, train their hosts to be invincible, and then destroy the world at will, wouldn't it be a mess?"

"So, even the system must abide by the law, and there are many more!"

"Xisuo?"

"Hmph, since you asked that, the great king of the system will reluctantly tell you..."

Seeing him asking for advice so humbly, the system's vanity was instantly satisfied, and he spoke boldly.

In response, Bai Chu just laughed and didn't listen at all.

He's the king of the system, he's just a hard-working social beast.

"First of all, the law stipulates that before selecting a suitable host, the Distribution System Corporation must strictly review the qualities of the host candidates. They must be good young people who abide by the core socialist values."

"Moreover, if there is a problem with this host and it starts to act recklessly after reincarnation, the head office must also take quick and effective measures to control the host in time to prevent greater damage to the reincarnated world. Ah, of course, our system is I can’t care about this.”

"The system can only play a supporting role, such as providing some energy, such as the force, spiritual power, magic power, etc. As for whether the host can control these, we don't care. Also, the system world follows the rules that cannot The principle is to let the host get something for nothing, so making the host invincible or something like that is absolutely not acceptable."

"What about?" Bai Chu listened with interest.

He never thought that the system could have rules to restrict them.

It turns out that the system is also a Tongzi influenced by the core socialist values.

"Just like..." The system pondered for a while and continued.

"Have you read the Shenhao article, right? It's the kind where I get the Shenhao System, and from then on, the sky is in the air every second, and I am the boss, second child, and third child."

"See, what happened?"

"Actually, there is a Shenhao system in the system world. However, that old boy won't actually give you money at all. He will only teach you how to become rich."

"Hey...that's it."

It turns out that Wudiliu is all fake...

Bai Chu's eyes dimmed instantly and he became a little listless.

He obviously just wanted to lie down and say...

"...Say something." Suddenly, he thought of another question.

"What do you use to check the host's character?"

"His life, whether he has done bad things, whether he is a good person, etc., and what he said on the Internet. For example, the trolls, gangsters, little fairies who play Little Red Book, attack other people's history without explanation. , Internet celebrities who blindly sell goods, unscrupulous bosses... none of these are acceptable."

"anything else?"

Wouldn't that be all you rely on?

"How did you know there was more?" The system became interested.

"Actually, there is another one, which is also the most important."

"what? What?"

"Browsing history."

Bai Chu: "(? ○ Д ○)?"

"Browsing, browsing history?"

His anxious voice changed. The system didn't seem to notice it yet and kept talking to itself.

"Yeah, you don't know. These days, you can see everything. Oh my god...my eyes are dirty just thinking about it."

"Ah, by the way, Bai Chu, according to your JM records, I found that what you like to read the most is the copy of the Azure Files..."

"Stop! Let's stop talking about interrogation!"

"Okay... among them, your favorite is Galio level 5, who added 11 soldiers and achieved a record of 6/2/3. It's a good book."

Bai Chu: "..."

"Don't tell me, it's pretty good. It's just because I found out that most of what you see is pure love, so I reincarnated you... Hey, what's wrong with you?"

When the system finished speaking, it realized that Bai Chu's whole body seemed to have been salted by Heulia, and his whole body had turned gray.

"hehe…"

Bai Chu twitched the corner of his mouth, with a look of despair on his face.

Let me ask, what could be more embarrassing than having your browsing history seen?

The answer is yes.

"When I was looking at your browsing history, all my colleagues were very happy. There was also an old employee who used his own function to take a photo of your browsing history and posted it to the system post bar."

"You are now very popular in the system world, and they all praise you."

"... "

Baichu pulled out his naginata and prepared to wipe his neck.

There is no place for him in this world (sad)

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This chapter is not in a good state of mind. It was written on a whim when the author was watching Ba Erchuang and happened to see it.

Delicious child, the teacher is here! ?(???)?