Genshin Impact: Have you ever heard of the Akatsuki Organization?

My name is Li Pei, and I am an ordinary wage earner.

In my spare time at work, my favorite game is "Genshin Impact".

The heroine I chose as the protagonist in the game without hesitation.

I am Ying’s single pusher! All my daily items have fluorescent patterns printed on them! I also bought a one-to-one body pillow!

I even have neon patterned pants!

But my family members all hope that I can be more realistic and find a real girlfriend instead of looking at paper people all day long and going to Taoist temples all the time.

How could I possibly listen! You are my wife! It won’t work for anyone!

I thought this kind of life could go on forever, until one day, maybe I overdid it, and I collapsed directly at my workstation.

I thought I was dead, but when I woke up, I found myself in a retro room.

I...I have traveled through time? !

I touched my body again and again in disbelief, and looked in the mirror again.

Why are you still wearing it...I thought he was a handsome guy wearing a soul...

I walked out of the house with expectation and looked outside.

Damn it! Isn’t this Liyue? !

I traveled to the original God!

Sisters! I'll be hot! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

No, you have to calm down and know that all time-travelers have golden fingers, and I definitely have one too.

I was calling in my heart, and after a long time, the pleasant electronic synthesized sound finally came!

[Traveler detected, binding...]

[Binding completed. warn! warn! The host and the world are extremely mismatched, and tasks need to be completed to improve the fit between the host and the world! 】

Mission accomplished! Not every system is like this, don’t be afraid, buddy!

[It has been detected that the host is unarmed, and a newbie gift pack is specially issued to the host. It has been stored in the system space. After receiving it, the first mission will be started. 】

Sure enough, there is a gift package for newbies, I got it!

I summoned the system warehouse with great expectations. There was a box inside, so I opened it directly.

A dazzling golden light flashed————

"..."

"What's going on? Edgeless sword?"

Can this be called a novice gift package? If I go to the blacksmith and buy any weapon, it would be better than this, right?

[It is detected that the host has received the gift package and starts the novice task. 】

[The novice task is to find the traveler, confess his love to him face to face and make him agree. The time limit is one hour. 】

[Successful reward: Eye of Rock Elemental God. 】

[Punishment for failure: Divine punishment from heaven, the details are unknown. 】

? ? ? ? ? ?

There must be a reason why the system assigns tasks like this!

Done! The system will help me find out!

I searched everywhere on Liyue Street and finally saw the figure I had been thinking about day and night in Wanmin Hall.

etc! Why is there a man next to him?

Damn it! Uchiha Obito! Did he also come from time travel? Damn it... I got there first!

【warn! There are still fifteen minutes left before the end of the task. Please complete the task as soon as possible. 】

When I heard the sound of the system, I gritted my teeth and walked to their table.

……

……

"...?"

Ying and Obito were eating at the moment. Paimon was not very fast at cooking today. He was full within a few minutes of starting the meal and was now splayed out on the chair.

Facing the man in strange attire who suddenly came to the table, Ying and Obito looked at each other, and both saw doubts in each other's eyes.

what happened?

"Um...are you that girl?" the man said hesitantly.

Ying was startled and thought to himself that only Obito and Paimon dared to call his name at this moment. Who are you sending it to?

But out of politeness, he still responded: "Well... yes, it's me. What can I do for you?"

"I like you! Please be my girlfriend!" The man suddenly spoke, and also included a standard ninety-degree bow.

"Wow——!" The paralyzed Paimon flew up in fright, shaking Obito's head crazily, "Look what happened! Please take care of it!"

Obito was stunned, and he couldn't help but blurt out curse words, "No... no, no one would have thought that such a thing would happen, right?"

Ying Geng felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and his whole body stayed there.

"Why...why..." Ying murmured, "Who are you? Why are you so shameless...Are we familiar?"

"I've never seen you before...and why did you call me by my name as soon as you came up? It's so disgusting..."

Obito moved closer to Ying, "You said you didn't know him, right?"

Ying nodded, "Yes, I've never seen it before, it's inexplicable."

"Okay," Obito waved directly to Qianyanjun outside, "Uncle Qianganjun over there! There is a idiot here! Uh... sister who has been harassing me! Come and take care of it!"

Obito couldn't think of a suitable title for a while. It was a bit inappropriate to call a well-behaved girl who was being harassed as "boss", and it was also inappropriate to use "sister" since she already had an older brother.

Just call my sister, since it’s for Uncle Qian Yanjun anyway.

Qian Yanjun who was passing by heard this and thought, I have to take care of this matter!

The daring pervert dared to run wild in Liyue?

He came in with the guy's business in hand, grabbed the man's arm, "Sir, please come back with me and accept the investigation!"

Li Pei is so anxious, the mission is about to fail.

"No, Ying! Please promise me!!" The man broke away from Qian Yanjun and ran directly to Ying, trying to grab her shoulders.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!" Obito stopped him, "Don't touch my sister, get out of here."

Still dare to resist arrest?

Qian Yanjun was so angry that he came up to capture the man and shouted sharply:

"Resisting law enforcement will be punished with an additional penalty. Come with me and don't resist!"

After saying that, he escorted the man away.

"It's inexplicable..." Obito muttered, and then looked at Ying, "Are you okay, boss? The boss's suitor is quite straightforward..."

Ying came back to her senses at this moment, "Obito, what did you... call me just now?"

Obito was stunned, "Boss, what's wrong?"

"No, the front one."

At this moment Obito reacted, "Uh... sister?"

"Eh—!" Ying's eyes shone, "Again!"

"Uh..." Obito was a little confused, "Boss, what's going on?"

"Again and again!"

"elder sister?"

"Eh~~"

"elder sister?"

"hey-hey……"

Pamon looked at Ying with disdain.

Damn, it’s hopeless.

Obito also looked at Ying strangely.

What kind of play is this...

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At the same time, Li Pei was being escorted by Qianyan Army.

[Mission failed, punishment is about to be carried out. 】

At this moment, Li Pei lost all hope and his body changed.

Uncle Qian Yanjun who was escorting him jumped.

"How did this man...turn into a pig?"

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Earlier, Sky Island.

The god with white hair and golden eyes suddenly woke up.

"The invasion of evil from outside the world..." The god frowned and raised his hand.

Not long after, a ball of golden light was sucked into her hand.

"...Another boring teleportation device made by some world..." The god looked at the light ball in his hand speechlessly.

This kind of thing relies on being able to deliver some rewards that satisfy people's greed to attract those people to steal the foundation of other worlds.

They are found in almost every world, just like cockroaches crawling around your home.

Sighing with disdain, the god directly injected his divine power into the light group and took over the authority.

"Oh, I still have a host. Okay, if you like to do something like this that is almost free of effort, I will give you the task."

So there was the scene in Liyue Port.

After delivering the divine punishment, the god opened a portal, threw the ball of light out like trash, and then fell asleep.

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The time traveler's bizarre adventure ends hotly.