Genshin Impact: Have you ever heard of the Akatsuki Organization?

Ying may have consumed too much by pretending all afternoon, so she was still lying on the sofa to rest.

So the person who went to the kitchen to cause trouble this time became Paimon.

"What kind of cuisine is today?"

Obito replied without looking back: "Before coming back, Kamui went to Xumi to buy some freshly killed camel meat, and will stew it with taro later."

"I've had seafood for lunch, so I won't eat fish or anything else in the evening."

"Hmm... I heard that Ying wanted to eat lamb legs, so I bought two of them and will cook them later to make garlic paste."

The camel beast seemed to have triggered some keywords and cleared its throat, looking old-fashioned.

"I don't really approve of today's dish."

Obito raised his brows and didn't stop moving his hands, "Tell me about it?"

"I won't eat for three days."

"Oh?" Obito had never heard Paimon say this before, "Which three don't you want to eat?"

"First," Paimon raised a finger, "I won't eat the camel beast because it is good."

"The camel beast has spent most of its life hauling goods for people, but you can't bear to kill it and eat it."

"Hahahaha, okay," Obito was amused by this statement, "Then what?"

"Secondly, I don't eat mutton because it's smelly."

Obito: Oops, even playing homophones.

"The old mutton is so fishy that it makes me uncomfortable when I put it in my mouth."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, I've given you two main courses today, what's the third one?"

Paimon raised three fingers and said, "Thirdly, I won't eat flying cranes."

"Because it's good?"

"No, no, no," Pamon shook his finger, "Because it is honest."

"A crane only looks for one partner in his life. If one of them dies, the other will be a bachelor for the rest of his life."

"If you accidentally eat one of the pairs, the other one will be alone for the rest of his life. You can't bear it."

Obito understood, "I understand the crane and camel beasts, but I made a roasted whole lamb before and you didn't make it less, right?"

Paimon felt guilty for a while when Obito exposed him, and his eyes drifted away, "Really? Why don't I remember?"

"Haha, okay."

"How dare you get so angry? If you don't admit it, you won't have anything to eat tonight."

Paimon suddenly became weak, "Ugh... I learned it from an old crosstalk guy in Liyue last time..."

"The one who talks about cross talk? That soy sauce fairy?"

Obito is very familiar with cross talk. When he first started learning to cook, he passed by a teahouse and suddenly heard someone say, "I also have a homemade side dish."

At that time, Obito had just returned from studying at Manmin Hall. When he heard that crosstalk people also had tips for cooking, he immediately felt that there were so many talented people in Liyue.

There are actually experts.

With an attitude of humbly teaching, Obito also sat and listened.

"Crack an egg into a large bowl, bring it out for the morning market, and pour boiled soy milk into it."

Obito nodded secretly, and used the boiled soy milk to boil the eggs until they were half-cooked, but he didn't quite understand why the eggs were beaten directly into the soy milk.

The next words of the cross talk confuses Obito.

"Then sprinkle a pinch of salt, two tablespoons of soy sauce, and a few drops of sesame oil."

"Sprinkle with chopped green onion, dried shrimp skin, and finally break off a few pieces of freshly baked fried dough sticks."

"After kicking the bald man and eating a big bowl of it, it's time to go to school and go to work."

Obito:? ? ? What kind of Pure Land way of eating is this?

After hearing this, Obito's mentality has changed, from humbly learning a few homemade side dishes to wanting to see what kind of monster this person can be.

This cooking method made the men, women, and children in the audience laugh continuously. The crosstalk actor was not annoyed and continued to teach the exclusive secret recipe.

"It's just the beginning of spring. Go to the suburbs and pick some fresh sycamore leaves."

"Blank it with water, then pour it with soy sauce and sesame oil..."

"Just bought tofu from the market, soy sauce, sesame oil..."

"The green belt in Liyue City..."

Obito looked in disbelief at the lively teacher and actor who was talking about it. After listening for a while, he felt that Quan Liyue could give him anything with a little bit of green, just soy sauce and sesame oil.

This recipe is rated in eight words by local people: easy, convenient, easy and convenient.

Afraid that Paimon might become constipated one day, Obito took out a small notebook and wrote down what the soy sauce sage said.

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We also know Paimon, the Soy Sauce Sage, "It's not Soy Sauce Sage, it's his old partner, Comfort Sage."

"He is called the 'Comfortable Immortal' because every time he teaches people how to cook, he always says, 'This makes eating very comfortable.'"

"Different from the characteristics of the Soy Sauce Immortal, his characteristics are: complex, unpalatable, easy and convenient."

Obito thought about it. Those who talked about crosstalk always appeared in pairs. Mr. Soy Sauce was probably doing a talk show alone that day.

The Soy Sauce Immortal and the Comfort Immortal are a match made in heaven, in every sense of the word.

"Then you learned this weird saying about not eating three meals a day from the 'Comfortable Immortal'?"

"Yes, I thought it was interesting so I wrote it down, but I never had a chance to talk about it."

Pamon secretly glanced at Obito's back, "Isn't it funny?"

"It's quite funny, better than Bisino."

"It's a bit presumptuous, Brother Tuzi."

While arguing with Paimon, the vegetables that needed to be stir-fried had been prepared. Obito put them in the thermal cabinet. The only ones left were the camel meat and lamb legs that needed to be cooked longer.

After taking out a fork and forking the picky Paimon out of the kitchen, Obito returned to the Kamui Space and took a look, and saw another letter.

"What's wrong with this old boy?"

The two dishes had to be cooked for a while, so Obito opened the letter and started reading.

[Naruto and the others said they wanted to go over to your place to play. 】

Just this sentence burned Obito's CPU.

Kamui went directly to the Hokage's office and shocked Kakashi and Mei Terumi.

Wait, Terumi Mei?

Obito looked at the two people at the desk strangely, "Has it developed to the point where we can work together?"

"No, no!" Kakashi explained loudly, "It's just a visit to study."

Obito was too lazy to dwell on their filial piety, "So what does your letter mean? Are Naruto and the others coming to play?"

Kakashi nodded, "Yes, is it difficult to understand?"

"How many people know about it now?"

"Just Naruto and Sasuke, and Sakura and Hinata."

Obito breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that everyone knew.

"Is Konoha okay? Without these two in charge."

Kakashi shrugged, "In peacetime, no one would be stupid enough to attack Konoha at this time. Besides, we are still here in Konoha."

"Naruto is okay. Sasuke is a little too hard running around all the time. It would be nice to give him a day off once in a while."

Obito thought it made sense. It happened to coincide with the Wine Festival, which was a good time to bring people from the ninja world to have fun.

"Aren't you going?"

"Should I go?" Kakashi said with a bitter smile, "I really want to go, but I am still the Hokage. Leaving the village will be more troublesome. Let's wait until I step down."

"Then being the Hokage is really hard work," Obito waved his hand, "I won't go on too much. My food is still cooking in the pot. Let's go first, otherwise it will get burnt in a while."

After saying that, Shenwei returned to the Chenge Pot.

Kakashi and Mei Terumi, look at me and I look at you.

"I seem to have discovered some incredible secret~"

Kakashi didn't agree with Terumi Mei's tactics, "What should we do? Outsiders who discover Konoha's secrets will be dealt with."

Terumi Mei was waiting for Kakashi's words, and her whole body was posted.

"Then it would be great if I became one of your own..."

Kakashi's old face turned red under his mask, "Ahem, this is the Hokage's office, please restrain yourself."

"Hmm~"

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