Rebirth in the 70s: A rough man’s husband pinches his waist and dotes on him

Two children climbed up to the wall and sat down.

"Do you dare to jump down?" Yun Xiaoshan pointed at his feet.

There is mud under the feet. I don’t know if it is a kindergarten or a nursery of some company.

Zhiyuan was used to running in the fields. Whether he followed his grandfather or later came to the Gu family, he always went to the fields to help work. He could tell the difference in the soil on the ground at a glance.

Is that it?

He smiled inwardly, jumped hard, and landed lightly outside the "danger" circle he observed.

Yun Xiaoshan looked at him as if nothing had happened and was stunned for a moment.

Zhiyuan stood on the ground and smiled at Yun Xiaoshan, "Yun Xiaoshan, do you dare to jump?"

Yun Xiaoshan didn't dare.

But how can you admit defeat at this time?

Don’t you want to be laughed at by Li Zhiyuan?

Yun Xiaoshan crossed his arms and said, "What are you afraid of? Just watch!"

He looked at the ground under his feet and thought: Why didn't Li Zhiyuan step on it? I clearly remember it was from here! Did I remember it wrongly?

never mind! Just dance where Li Zhiyuan dances!

Yun Xiaoshan closed his eyes and jumped hard, imagining that he should land where Zhiyuan landed. However, he was not as light as a swallow like Zhiyuan. He was chubby and landed heavily at the base of the wall.

Then, Zhiyuan heard a loud cry of "Wow", and Yun Xiaoshan sat down on the mound, crying loudly.

"It stinks... it stinks... it stinks to death -" Yun Xiaoshan cried and wailed.

So, what is buried in the soil?

When Yun Xiaoshan stood up, touched his buttocks, and felt something yellow on his hands. The smell came, and Zhiyuan realized that Yun Xiaoshan had sat on his buttocks...

There was shit buried under the dirt that was looser and wetter than the surrounding areas.

So, these shit were originally used to harm him?

Yun Xiaoshan was crying loudly, but suddenly pointed at Zhiyuan, "That's him! Help me beat him!"

Zhiyuan was very vigilant and immediately turned around, only to see a boy who was as fat as Yun Xiaoshan but a head taller than Yun Xiaoshan had already rushed in front of him and punched him.

Zhiyuan is small but very nimble, and he has been training with his father in the army since he was a child, so he can easily avoid it.

"Yun Xiaoshan!" Zhiyuan shouted after jumping away, "You are the accuser!"

Yun Xiaoshan was not convinced, "I didn't tell my mother!"

"Same!" Yun Xiaoshan said anxiously, "No... different!"

But the boy said, "Stop talking nonsense, why are you bullying Xiaoshan?"

"Are you the helper invited by Yun Xiaoshan?" Zhiyuan looked directly at the boy.

Seeing that he was so skinny, the boy was a little embarrassed to take action, so he decided to be reasonable and said, "You are all classmates, we need to be united and friendly..."

"Are you the helper invited by Yun Xiaoshan?" Zhiyuan finally knew. Yun Xiaoshan called him out not just because he wanted to throw him into the cesspool, but also because he wanted to beat the child.

However, just after this encounter, he knew it in his heart.

"Yes!" Yun Xiaoshan was a little scared that he was covered in shit. He was still standing in the pile of shit, not daring to move, but he still remembered to beat Zhiyuan.

Zhiyuan then said, "Yun Xiaoshan, you are a coward. If you can't beat me yourself, call me a helper!"

"You are a complainer! A weakling!"

"Yun Xiaoshan, you are a coward! I look down on you!"

Anyway, let’s anger people first.

Yun Xiaoshan was indeed calm, but he had no words to reply and was about to burst into tears.

Zhiyuan said, "Yun Xiaoshan, let me tell you, even the reinforcements you invited can't defeat me. Do you believe it or not?"

This sentence made Yun Xiaoshan feel proud again, "Impossible! Li Zhiyuan, my brother is number one! No one can beat him!"

Zhiyuan said, "Yun Xiaoshan, do you dare to bet?"

"What kind of bet are you making?" Yun Xiaoshan smelled like shit. Thinking of his cousin's support, he suddenly became arrogant.

Zhiyuan snorted, "If I defeat your brother, both you and your brother will call me grandpa!"

Yun Xiaoshan laughed, how could it be possible? How could he agree to his brother? "What if you lose? You have to call me grandpa! And you have to roll around in this pit!"

He can't be covered in shit alone!

"Okay!" Zhiyuan agreed readily.

Yun Xiaoshan was so proud that he stood in the pile of shit and cheered loudly for his cousin, "Brother, hurry up! Show him how awesome he is! Let him kneel down and be his grandson!"

Originally, Yun Xiaoshan's cousin Meng Xiaochuan just planned to play with the child and warn him, but when he actually took action, he found that things were not that simple.

This little guy was small, but extremely flexible and slippery. He couldn't catch it at all. Several times, when he was about to catch it, he only touched the corner of his clothes and immediately slipped away.

Meng Xiaochuan didn't dare to be careless anymore. He was also in the second grade and he was not small. If he couldn't subdue a six-year-old child, where would he put his face in the future?

He immediately concentrated on dealing with Zhiyuan.

However, the situation did not change anything. Zhiyuan kept dodging and moving, and Meng Xiaochuan couldn't stand him at all. Moreover, Zhiyuan was really too flexible. He could still find time to dodge and give him a blow from time to time. , or throw a stone at him and turn around.

After a few rounds, Meng Xiaochuan had already been hit on the head.

Meng Xiaochuan was also anxious and annoyed. Yun Xiaoshan kept shouting beside him, "Brother Xiaochuan, come on! What's wrong with you! Oh, if you can't beat me, you'll have to call Grandpa Li Zhiyuan! No! You can't. He's screaming! Hit him quickly!"

Meng Xiaochuan: ...It sounds like she doesn’t want to hit him!

He has always been proud of his big size and strength, and has become the child king of a group of children around him, but no child of the same age can beat him in a fight!

Are you being teased by a skinny country bean sprout today?

He was angry for a moment, and with the fire in his heart, he rushed forward. Unexpectedly, after Zhiyuan dodged, a sweeping leg swept over him, and his chubby body fell heavily to the ground, and he even had mud in his mouth.

Then, Zhiyuan used the trick he learned from his father, pressed his knee, and locked Meng Xiaochuan's arms. Such a big man as Meng Xiaochuan was restrained and unable to move.

"Are you convinced?" Zhiyuan pressed Meng Xiaochuan and asked.

Meng Xiaochuan blushed and tried to get rid of Zhiyuan who was pressing him, but he failed.

Zhiyuan said, "Don't bother! It's impossible to break free! Just tell me whether you accept it or not!" This move was taught to him by his father. It relies not on brute force but on skill. In fact, he can't even fight in a fight. It was a matter of skill, otherwise, how many people could he defeat with such a small stature?

Yun Xiaoshan was also stunned: Brother Xiaochuan, the great hero in his heart and the invincible opponent in the compound, was actually beaten to the ground by Li Zhiyuan, a little potato from the countryside, and could not get up! It’s over, it’s over, I’m going to call Grandpa Li Zhiyuan! This is how to do ah!

"Brother Xiaochuan, you...you..." Yun Xiaoshan was so anxious that he even forgot about the shit he was covered in.

Zhiyuan still couldn't hear the word "convinced" from Meng Xiaochuan's mouth, so he let him go and said very grandly, "I'll give you another chance! Come again!"

Meng Xiaochuan no longer cares that the other party is just a six-year-old child! Face is more important! It’s more important not to call me grandpa!

Then he tried his best, but failed to reverse the situation. Zhiyuan still used the same method and was knocked down until he was chewing mud and couldn't get up.

Zhiyuan gave him a third chance. This time, not only did the ending not change, but the wrestling location changed.

He gnawed mud with his mouth and fell to the foot of Yun Xiaoshan, where he had just dug a hole to bury the feces. Those yellow things came up to the tip of his nose, and the smell made him gag.

"Are you convinced now?" Zhiyuan asked again, "If you don't accept it now, you will eat shit next time!"

Meng Xiaochuan:......

Meng Xiaochuan now wants to say "convinced", but he doesn't dare to speak!

As soon as he opens his mouth, shit will go into his mouth...

"You're still not convinced, are you?" Zhiyuan held his head.

If you press this button, it would be weird if you don’t eat shit!

Meng Xiaochuan closed his mouth tightly and screamed "wuwuwu".

"Huh? What do you have to say?" Zhiyuan pressed his head.

Meng Xiaochuan: I really want to say that!

In the end, Zhiyuan grabbed his hair and lifted his whole head. Before he could press him to ask "do you agree?", Meng Xiaochuan, who finally found a space to speak, immediately shouted, "I agree!"

I'm afraid that my mouth will be pressed against shit again the next moment!

As the saying goes, those who know the current affairs are heroes!

How can saving face be compared with eating shit?

Zhiyuan laughed when he heard it, "You two, call me grandpa!"

Meng Xiaochuan and Yun Xiaoshan looked at each other, neither of them could say anything. They stared at each other with the same purpose: you scream, and I will scream if you scream.

Zhiyuan laughed at them, "What? Don't you mean what you say? Is this what a man is like? Yun Xiaoshan, you make me look down on you so much! I hate people who don't mean what they say! Cowards! Cowards!"

After Zhiyuan scolded him, he quickly climbed over the wall and returned to the kindergarten.

Two "shit" brothers, you look at me and I look at you, both showing disgust in their eyes: You stink!

"Brother Xiaochuan, what should I do?" Yun Xiaoshan looked at himself covered in shit and smelly. He didn't know how to get back to the kindergarten. What would he say if a child asked? "Did he fall into the cesspit?"

Yun Xiaoshan will be laughed at by everyone in kindergarten from now on, no!

Meng Xiaochuan doesn’t know what to do either!

He himself also smelled of shit and stink, "I want to go back and wash it! You should also hurry back to the kindergarten."

Meng Xiaochuan finally showed some "loyalty", held up Yun Xiaoshan, supported his buttocks with his hands and pushed hard, finally pushing him up the wall.

"Hurry up and jump down!" Meng Xiaochuan looked at the feces on his hands on Yun Xiaoshan's pants. He was so disgusted that he didn't even want his own hands!

After Yun Xiaoshan returned to the kindergarten, he was immediately caught by the teacher. Seeing him like this, he was so shocked that his head was so big that he was about to cry, "Yun Xiaoshan, what are you doing?"

The teacher really can't stand Yun Xiaoshan's mother tossing her again. If she comes again, even if the principal is willing to protect her, she doesn't want to do it anymore...