Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

"Short? I'm really not short."

Baili Wuyou seemed to have suddenly enlightened and grasped the key point.

I don't believe it... unless you let me... No, I don't want Kangkang... Lu Xun's eyes were smiling. The changes in his senior brother made him feel like an old father was relieved, just like the pig he raised could finally grow cabbage. Just as happy.

"Brother Dragon King, can you please prove in one sentence that you are not short?"

Baili Wuyou smiled proudly and said: "Senior Brother Dragon King Baili Wuyou, seven characters are very long, where are they short?"

puff……

Old man: I don’t want to laugh, but I just can’t help it.

"Yes, Brother Dragon King is mighty and domineering, not short at all, not short at all..."

Lu Xun told the reply directly to prove that he was forced to open business.

"Okay, Brother Dragon King. You'd better find her first. Girls like heroes to save beauties. As long as you come to the rescue at a critical moment, she will definitely be grateful and work hard for you in the next life..."

"Brother, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I can't beat her. She's also a b..."

"Yes, brother, I understand. When will a man stand up?"

Brother, believe me, I have laughed enough. Really... Hahaha... Lu Xun laughed inside, but managed his expression very well. The muscles on my face were shaking so hard that they almost turned into m's.

But...he stopped!

"Yes, we have been sitting for too long, why don't we stand up and move around."

? ? ? Lu Xun? ? ?

"Brother Dragon King, it's okay for us to change our thinking. After all, you are all 2B masters together. There are not many people who can pose a threat to you in the whole world. But... don't be discouraged. Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. . Since you can’t be a hero saving a beauty, the same goes for a beauty saving a hero.”

At this point, Lu Xun thought of the 2b pencil, took another sip of water, and thought of his poor bit-part acting skills.

After a pause, he said: "If she saves you at a critical moment, when she comes to you and asks you how you are doing, you must remember to lie in her arms and look at her affectionately. , said emotionally: Thank you fairy for saving me, I have nothing to repay, I can only pledge myself to you..."

"Well, I remember what brother said, I will definitely try it."

Baili Wuyou thought about it for a long time and felt it was very warm and beautiful.

"Yeah. Come on, Brother Dragon King."

Lu Xun cheered up, then fell silent and said:

"Brother Dragon King, you may have been in Kunlun for a long time, and you don't quite understand the essence of the human world. Brother, can I give you some suggestions?"

Baili Wuyou cheered up and said with a smile, "Brother, tell me, I will definitely remember it."

"Read more and watch more dramas. Don't watch the crooked-mouthed Dragon King coming down from the mountain or the Return of the God of War. You must read books with connotations, such as "Spring and Autumn", "Liu Bei Shu", etc. These are profound and connotative books. . The same applies to TV dramas. You must watch the kind of action and martial arts movies that can only be watched in the middle of the night, commonly known as big movies. The plot can be dull, but the action must be on point. In addition..."

Lu Xun nagged a lot of pertinent suggestions: Mr. Lu and gambling and drug abuse are inseparable.

It's very simple, there is only one kind of... royal color from top to bottom.

"Brother, can we leave our contact information?"

"it is good."

After Lu Xun left, Baili Wuyou fell into fantasy.

until……

"The meal costs eighteen thousand eighty-eight thousand, remember to pay the bill."

"Okay, senior." Baili Wuyou paid the bill obediently.

"Oh, it's boring, it's boring."

The old man went upstairs with his hands behind his back.

He originally wanted to stay with Lu Xun for a few words, but...it seemed that he still had time.