Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

Chapter 67 As long as you know how to lick...you will never be able to finish licking

"Brother, what does it mean literally? Don't I mean it literally, brother?"

Baili Wuyou asked innocently.

"Is it literal?"

Lu Xun sighed. He really didn't believe that he could handle Senior Brother Dragon King. Just imagine how cool it would be to get the Dragon King's approval.

Hahaha……

The sound was a bit loud, and the old man had to cover his mouth. The young people nowadays are really scary!

"Brother, can't you stop giving me a dumb spell?"

"Brother, it's you who fooled me. Brother, I suspect that you are playing tricks on me, and... the conversation we just had is all evidence. The so-called love that lasts for a long time means that you get on the bus first and then pay for the ticket."

"Brother, I can't get on the train without buying a ticket. How much does a ticket cost? To tell you the truth, I just spent more than 1.8 million yesterday to learn a lesson."

Is that what I mean? ...Lu Xun was speechless. Senior Brother Dragon King had a wonderful ability. He was driving the car well, but suddenly it took a turn, and in any case, it could divert the topic.

No, Senior Brother Dragon King said that he spent more than 1.8 million to buy a lesson.

This is quite capable! If you think about it differently, the world is wider...hehehehe...

Lu Xun laughed again.

"Brother, let's put it another way, that is, marriage first, love later, do you understand?"

"Brother, this won't work for you. She's not even willing, so why get married first?"

"Yes, this is indeed my fault."

Lu Xun thought for a while and said with emotion, I hope Senior Brother Dragon King understands such obscure words. The person who is in trouble is not Senior Brother, but himself.

"Brother, let's change the road. Many people take this road, some succeed and some fail."

Lu Xun's tone was heavy. It's not impossible to lick a dog. As the saying goes, if you lick until the end, you will have everything.

The problem is to lick the right person. If you lick the wrong person, only the other person will be happy, and the licking dog will suffer.

He just licked the wrong person. Lin Yuxin looked like a white lotus on the surface, but in fact, countless people drove on that broken road.

"Brother, I will listen to you, whatever you say."

"I want to ask my eldest brother a few questions, is that okay?"

"Ah."

Seeing Lu Xun's solemn look, Dragon King Senior Brother Baili Wuyou nodded solemnly.

"When you say you pick your nose with your fingers, do your fingers feel better or your nose feels better?"

Lu Xun Jiejie smiled evilly, he had to correct Senior Brother Dragon King's brain circuitry.

"I don't pick my nose because I don't have a nose."

"Okay, I didn't ask."

At this time, the old man who was picking his nose suddenly stopped.

Lu Xun is really a genius!

"You understand licking, right?"

"Ah."

"As long as you feel comfortable licking her, I think she will give you a chance."

The essence of dog licking is to lick whenever you can. It can be as small as checking in in the morning, noon and evening to say hello, or as big as three meals a day, as long as there are various tricks and the postures are cool enough.

Sooner or later, you will realize that as long as you know how to lick, you will never be able to finish licking.

"Brother, I have a question that I don't know whether I should ask."

Lu Xun had a bad feeling and quickly said: "If the eldest brother doesn't know whether to ask, then don't ask in the end."

"Ah."

Baili Wuyou was silent for two seconds and asked, "I'd better ask, where do you think I should lick her first?"

"Where would she let you lick?"

Senior Brother Dragon King, you are... Jue, Zhen Jue, Jue Jue!

Lu Xun was shocked. Did he mean licking in a literal sense?

"I guess... you won't let me lick you anywhere, right? But brother, didn't you let me lick you?"

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