Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

"Master, I just spent 1,888,888 on Dashayu Hotpot Restaurant."

Dragon King Senior Brother Baili Wuyou hurriedly reported to his master as soon as he left the house.

His code word is: This is really a shop owned by a senior master, why is it so dark?

"Wouyou, just go and do it. You did a great job in this matter, and Master is very satisfied."

On the other end of the phone, there was an old Taoist with a celestial spirit, his lips almost reaching to his ears.

"Master, please criticize me. I spent too much money and failed to live up to Master's cultivation."

Seeing that the master didn't understand what he meant, he became anxious and quickly tried another way to remind him.

"Wuyou, it doesn't matter whether you have money or not. Master asks you, have you eaten the fish?"

"I ordered a boiled shark as the master told me, but what he cooked for me was carp."

"Did you eat the carp?" The old Taoist was very happy. Being able to eat a carp was such a blessing for my disciple.

If not for the beginning...

Is carp the focus? ... Senior Brother Dragon King was a little confused, but when he thought of a bowl of fish porridge that was white and sticky, he felt extremely uncomfortable and naturally couldn't eat it.

And... the old man didn't even kill it, he just put it into the pot without adding any seasoning.

It’s going to be so delicious!

"Master, I... didn't eat it. It's white and sticky, and it looks very unappetizing."

"Beautiful! Didn't you eat any?"

The old Taoist's face immediately turned dark, as if black clouds were coming over the city, and there would be thunder in the next second.

"No, Master, you don't know that I have no appetite, and I feel..."

"Good job!"

"Thank you, Master, for the compliment!"

"Is this how I praise you? I want to kick you to death along the phone line!"

The old Taoist was heartbroken. He finally used a favor to win a chance for his disciple, but in the end...he had wasted all his wealth.

"Wuyou, ah...forget it...it's my teacher's fault! You should practice hard and don't come back until you reach A level."

The old Taoist's teeth were almost broken. He really regretted that he had made a mistake that he shouldn't have made in the spur of the moment and didn't shoot him against the wall.

The phone rang with a blind beep, and Senior Brother Dragon King Baili Wuyou finally understood that the bowl of white and sticky food was the essence of fish. That carp is anything but ordinary...

After thinking about this, he could no longer control his ancient power and roared like a tiger roaring and a dragon roaring: "I'm a fucking fool!"

The sound reached into the sky, deafening.

All passers-by sighed with emotion: "What a handsome young man, but he is a big fool! What a pity... Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

……

Snapped.

After a crisp sound, Lu Xun said with a bad smile: "Sister Yan, can you enjoy it first? Brother, I made an appointment to play mahjong. Hehehehe..."

"younger brother……"

After saying just one word, Yang Yan fell softly to the ground.

The originally beautiful bow untied itself for some unknown reason, revealing what should be exposed and what should not be exposed.

Of course, she didn't care about this, her body was like surfing, and she was ridiculing one wave after another, each wave getting higher than the last.

Fortunately, Lu Xun flashed quickly, otherwise...he might not be able to control his legs.

After all, if you rush forward, you will easily be regarded as a beast.

If you don't rush forward, you will be said to be worse than a beast.

In Villa No. 18, the three women were talking and laughing, like sisters.

As for the next game of mahjong, we also reached a tacit agreement.

I just want to play the game seriously and teach Brother Xun a lesson in female sex.

Of course, that's what it says on the surface, but in practice...

Lu Xun greeted with a smile: "Sister Yu, are you back so soon?"