Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

[As a scumbag, you should say: "Fairy, where can you escape, I will give you a stick!"]

"Sister Yan, will you help you practice uprightness? Let's first agree that I won't do it if it's upright, but I will do it if it's not upright?"

Racing! His automatic car god expressed dissatisfaction.

[Scumbag value +1. 】

Yang Yanran smiled and said: "Oh, tell sister, what do you see in sister's eyes? Brother."

"Handsome guy, a super invincible handsome guy!"

Lu Xun hehehe, apart from being handsome, he is really poor at words!

"Sister, do you mean you saw the stars or the moon?" Yang Yan guided her, her smile as sweet as strawberry jam and as red as tempting.

[As a scumbag, you should say: "Twinkle and twinkle, eyes are full of little stars."]

The stars are yellow and the moon is white, so choosing the stars is definitely the right choice.

"Sister Yan, there are stars in your eyes, but my brother's eyes are like the moon."

[Scumbag value +1. 】

"Brother, you are so understanding! The stars know my heart." Yang Yan said with great seriousness.

[As a scumbag, you should say: "You are so greedy that your mouth is watering."]

The corner of Lu Xun's mouth twisted: "Sister Yan, if you want to covet my brother, just say it directly. There is no need to beat around the bush."

[Scumbag value +1. 】

The tense atmosphere finally dissipated, just as they were preparing for further contact and communication.

Huang Yiyi screamed, heartbreaking.

"She's almost here, sister, go help her."

Yang Yan glanced at Huang Yiyi. She almost forgot that she still had something serious to do. As expected, teasing her younger brother Shenma was the most interesting.

"Thank you."

Lu Xun looked at Yang Yan and thanked her solemnly. If something happened to Huang Yiyi, he would be the culprit.

Fortunately...it's not too late.

Fortunately, I met Yang Yan. In fact, from the cupboard full of milk tea, I can tell that she is a very calculating person, in other words, she is thoughtful.

If you want the milk tea in your cupboard to stay fresh, just order takeout a few times.

Taking advantage of this time, Lu Xun opened the system panel.

He called up the skill page of Sad Ecstasy Palm and clicked the # key for the voice broadcast.

[Rough and crazy tenor is worth 5 scumbags. 】

[The mighty male voice is worth 10 scumbags. 】

[Sweet female voice is worth 20 scumbag men. 】

[Emotionless voice is worth 25 scumbags. 】

[Gentle bleating voice is worth 100 scumbags. 】

......

There is even a hidden fee service?

Lu Xun hesitated for a long time between the sweet female voice and the gentle bleating voice, and finally pressed...⊕

[An S-level skill of the Ecstasy Palm. When the host selects 'Ecstasy', the person being attacked will cry loudly and the defense will be halved. When the host selects 'Ecstasy', the body of the person being attacked will be ******. ...., ecstatic. Each use consumes 2000 scumbag points. 】

Lu Xun gave him a big thumbs up for his wit. If he really chose to broadcast by voice, his mind would be filled with "asterisks asterisks asterisks..."

The asterisk was so high that he suspected something was wrong with his brain.

......

"Feifei, are you still unable to get through to Yiyi's phone?" Mu Meimei showed a more noble temperament than before. She had awakened the agility system, while Liu Yifei had awakened the strength system.

The agility department adds attack speed, which is fine for girls.

But the power system is very unfriendly to girls. The five major and three thick power systems are scary to think about. Liu Yifei doesn’t want to be King Kong Barbie.

"Well, I can't get through."