Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

...(First of all, let me state that this is not for the sake of word count. But when I wrote this sentence...hehe)

Lu Xun's mood was like a string of ellipses, and he was speechless. Don't all girls like cute little animals?

For example, puppies, kittens, ducks, chickens, etc. that are fluffy and cute.

Otherwise, why would there be so many little naughty dogs and little licking dogs?

Now think about it, how could I not be a dog licker back then?

I just don’t want to admit it!

"My method may not be very good, but it can achieve immediate results. I just don't know if your best friend can accept it?"

Lu Xun said bravely, although a real man dares to face silent ridicule.

However, he still needs to be vaccinated in advance.

"Brother Xun, just tell Yiyi directly. I believe she will believe that I believe in you." Liu Yifei smiled sweetly, and she had not forgotten the matryoshka doll at this time.

"Wuwu...I...wuwuwu...believe...Brother Xun...wuwuwu."

Huang Yiyi finally agreed.

"Then do you know how sheep meow?"

"Sheep?" Liu Yifei blurted out, thinking, what does this mean?

It won't be the same as the weasel... right?

"Well, don't sheep love me most?"

Lu Xun guided them skillfully and in a serious manner, silencing the three of them.

Sun Bin: Did you eat my cock?

"Brother Xun, what do you mean? Do you want Yiyi to learn like a sheep?"

Liu Yifei was very witty and understood instantly.

Lu Xun said seriously: "Well, this is an immediate method. Of course, this is also my fault. I forgot to tell Huang Yiyi about the possible side effects after the treatment. Fortunately, it did not lead to a big disaster. Let's start with the sheep's bleating sound. Treat, stop the crying. Then insert acupuncture...use your fingers to treat, this will treat both the symptoms and the root cause."

But... Brother Xun, the corners of your mouth are so perky... I suspect you are driving... and there is evidence...

It's so scary to get acupuncture or something, okay?

Liu Yifei rolled her eyes and said in disbelief: "Is this really useful?"

Lu Xun chuckled: "Wouldn't you know if it works or not if you try it?"

"Yiyi, would you like to try it?"

Liu Yifei said to herself that it was a good thing that her best friend didn't like dogs, otherwise it would have been too embarrassing to imitate dogs and bark.

And... (7234 words are omitted here.)

"Bah."

Huang Yiyi, with the attitude of giving it a try, imitated the sheep bleat in a low voice.

Sure enough... the crying stopped.

"BAA Baa baa……"

The bleating sound on the phone became louder and louder, and only Lu Xun was excited, thinking... it really works.

The mouths of the three women opened wider than the other... at least they could fit two large ham sausages in at the same time.

Mu Meimei interrupted: "Brother Xun, although this is useful, it's not a problem, right?"

"Yiyi, you can call like this. Let's imitate the sound of sheep... and bleat together..."

Lu Xun was very proud, but it was a pity that she didn't like cats.

"Together we will……"

Huang Yiyi obeyed and obeyed, stopped crying and shed no more tears.

"Of course, I'll try my best to get there, right?"

Lu Xun was so cowardly that there was no problem with the Lingxi Finger, but people who had used the Lingxi Finger had some problems.

However, only by using the Lingxi Finger on Huang Yiyi can it be completely eradicated.

"Brother Xun, do you want me to go with you?"

Liu Yifei didn't think much about it, she was just worried about her best friend.

"No need, Sister Yu finally found time, so we must not delay your and Meimei's awakening. I'm with Yiyi, don't worry."

Meimei: I suddenly feel a little worried?

Lan Bingyu: Oscar owes you a statuette, brother Xun!