Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

Snapped.

"One to three!"

"Wang Zha...Four twos...Brother Xun, you lost again." Mu Meimei smiled proudly.

"No, you four second and two kings don't call them landlords?" Lu Xun rolled his eyes at the two of them, picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. Fortunately, it was a small wine cup. If it were a little bigger, he would have been lying down long ago. On the ground.

It’s already been ten rounds, and the landlords are the most valuable. He is very good at one versus two.

As a result... he was pinched to death.

"Ah, do the two kings and the four twos have to be called landlords? I don't know, brother Xun, the next one must be called landlords!" Mu Meimei smiled wildly, with cunning eyes.

"Yes, brother Xun, Meimei is right. You didn't say that the two kings and four twos must have landlords, so you don't have to do it. If you want it, then we will definitely want it."

Liu Yifei and Mu Meimei formed the strongest united front. In fact, there are not so many double-double king combinations, but they can secretly change cards. As long as they make some small moves for brother Xun, his attention will have already wandered away. .

Two against one would definitely beat him until he couldn't stand up.

Small movements don't have to be done with hands and mouth, but can also be done with feet. As long as she and Mu Meimei stretch out their feet, the flagpole will stand up naturally.

Then pinch it with the thumb and index finger of your foot... (576 words are omitted here)

Lu Xun blushed and said with a thick neck: "Come again!"

"Brother Xun, it's already late at night, do you want to change it to a larger cup?" Mu Meimei took out the goblet, tempting her, and at the same time, she moved her feet slightly harder.

"Yeah, we played for too long and everyone is sleepy!" Liu Yifei also took advantage of the situation to assist, and at the same time stretched out her feet, one to the left and one to the right.

Lu Xun readily agreed. He was a person with superpowers and his body was far superior to that of ordinary people. Even if he blows on the bottle, he won't be afraid.

As long as you win one round, good things will happen!

"Hey hey hey... Jie Jie Jie..."

"Feifei, Brother Xun's laughter is so scary!" Mu Meimei secretly put her left hand down.

"Yeah, he looks like he's going to do bad things. He wouldn't want to do anything to us..." Liu Yifei bit her lip and exchanged the chosen cards with Meimei.

It was her turn to play the cards in this round, and Mu Meimei handed over two 2s, one tip, three kings, and two qs.

Each time 8 cards were exchanged, and 8 cards were collected from big to small, but what she exchanged was eight cards that were completely unnecessary.

This time, she had three 2's, three points, four k's, three q's...

Lu Xun was secretly proud. This time, the God of Luck finally favored him. He had two kings at the beginning, and he had to go smoothly. There was also a 1, 2,1 tip, and three jacks. Unfortunately, there was an extra 3 and 4. . Thinking of placing an order first and waiting for the 2 to close, you will be sure of victory.

Snapped

"One three." Dou Di Zhu fights with momentum.

"Oh, Brother Xun, I happen to have a 2, do you want it?" Liu Yifei smiled sweetly like a black plum sauce.

"Brother Xun, I can't afford a 2, how about you suppress Feifei's arrogance?" Mu Meimei took the opportunity to fight and cooperate.

"I'll let you make a move." Lu Xun thought for a while and was reluctant to split the two kings, and his cards were not bad, so there was nothing wrong with letting him go.

"Brother Xun, let me play three q's and a six's first." Liu Yifei whispered three q's and a six's.

"No."

Fortunately, we didn't hit the three and one first, Lu Xun secretly rejoiced.

Liu Yifei: "Three points with a six, hehe, brother Xun, can you afford it?"

"No, I'll let you do something again, hehe..." Although Lu Xun was a little curious as to why Liu Yifei wanted to take apart the two sixes, he thought that she might be letting things slip on purpose. After all, if they weren't drunk, how could he have done it? A one versus two chance?

After thinking about this, Lu Xun gave Yifei a very encouraging look, as if to say that brother will definitely love you well.

"A pair of 10. This brother Xun can definitely afford it, right?" Liu Yifei also made a look, as if to say hurry up and press it. It's so obvious that I'm embarrassed.

"No, I don't believe your cards are that good!" Lu Xun struggled for a few seconds before giving up. Taking apart the three jacks was not a good idea.

"Two 2s, brother Xun, remind you, I only have 4 cards left."

With that said, Liu Yifei deliberately scattered the cards on the table.

"Wang Zha."

Lu Xun chose to take a gamble. No, he had no choice but to go out. Even if he didn't get the double king, he might still be beaten. He would simply blow up. If the bet was right, there was still a possibility of winning.

"Brother Xun, your cards are so big! I can't afford it!"

"Hey, is there a bigger one?"

Lu Xun felt that he was good again. After all, 1 and 2 in his hands were the biggest.

Snapped

"4"

"K fried. Brother Xun, you lost again. According to the rules you just mentioned, you need to drink four cups for two fried. Plus the beautiful four cups, there are eight cups in total! Brother Xun, you can't do it, can you?" "

"How is it possible? Today I will let you see what it means to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."

Lu Xun boasted, thinking about it carefully, it is not impossible for him to be drunk. People say that drunken sex is chaotic. When the time comes, he will fuck them hard and fuck them hard. Why not just show off to them and have a double sex on the spot? Hehehehe....

Pick up the goblet and drink it all in one gulp.

"Wow, Brother Xun is so awesome!" Mu Meimei praised her in time, with little stars shining in her eyes.

Second cup.

"Wow, brother Xun has a good drinking capacity!" Liu Yifei quickly offered another drink.

"Don't worry, you won't miss any of the eight cups!"

As soon as Lu Xun finished drinking one cup, another cup was brought to his mouth.

"Well, my brother Xun is very brave!"

"That's right. After this drink, there are still three more."

Seeing that Brother Xun was already drunk, he smiled even more wantonly and deliberately rubbed the oversized cup, showing that he was a drunken lover.

"The eighth cup, drink it."

Lu Xun deliberately drank it three times before he could finish it.

After drinking, he said drunkenly: "I can still drink, I can still drink!"

"Brother Xun, you are drunk!"

"No... not drunk, I'm not drunk... As for the wine, I can still drink it, I can still drink it..."

As he spoke, he deliberately closed his eyes.

"Brother Xun, Feifei and I will help you go upstairs to sleep." Mu Meimei winked at Liu Yifei, and then the two of them helped Lu Xun upstairs in a tacit understanding.

On the second floor, Lu Xun's bedroom had been remodeled by them.

Lu Xun didn't dare to use his supernatural powers to sober up. If he was exposed now, he would drink in vain.

Until he felt himself lying on the bed, and then they pulled his arms from left to right.

The corners of his mouth are slightly raised...

soon……

By the time he sensed something was wrong, it was already too late.

At this time, Lu Xun had a big Tai character in his hand, and his hands and feet were tied to the head of the bed.

"Brother Xun, I will make you feel happy!"

Mu Meimei chuckled, like a female devil crooning.

Facing the flagpole in the middle...