Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

"Bald Xiaoqiang is an idiot?"

Lu Xun answered tentatively that the reason he still remembered the code was because it was weird enough.

He really wanted to know the old man’s psychological journey.

"The stars in the sky know my heart!"

Qi Yi's heart, as calm as a mirror, suddenly rippled. In one's life, there will always be love that is hopeless. Even if time flies, the memories are full of sweetness.

The order seems wrong?

Lu Xun couldn't care less about all this at the moment and could only continue talking, even though the style of the painting was like that of a maverick pig, which was very strange.

But, as long as I am not embarrassed, the other person will be embarrassed.

At this moment, he pretended to be vicissitudes and affectionate, imitating the voice of an old man and said: "It means that the moon loves you!"

Qi Yi smiled and said, "It seems that he treats you very well. Is he okay?"

"The old man is old but full of energy. He never forgets his original intention and sticks to his true qualities as a man!"

Lu Xun subtly sabotaged the situation, saying that there was no need to speak insincerely in front of City Lord Qi Yi. There was no point in doing that.

"He always cries and talks loudly!"

Qi Yi was filled with a faint happiness and said, "After so many years, he still doesn't have any children!"

Lu Xun thought about it and said, "The old man opened a hot pot restaurant. The business is very good and he can make more than one million yuan in profit a year. I have never heard that the old man has any children."

"Well, when he left, I gave him a bunch of fish. I also thought that he loved eating fish, so I hid a teleportation charm in the fish's belly. I thought that one day he would come! As a result, I have waited until now."

"City Master Qi, the old man may have some unspeakable difficulties. You see, the old man has been single for so many years, and he doesn't have a daughter or a child. And the old man specifically asked me to come and see you."

Lu Xun tried to make up for the old man. After all, the old man was really kind to him and even called him "little brother".

"It could also be because he ate the bag of oranges."

Qi Yi murmured.

However, Lu Xun had sharp ears and heard it clearly. He subconsciously asked, "Orange? What orange?"

"Cut oranges. They replenish the body's spiritual energy, prolong life, and beautify the skin. For women, they have a hundred benefits and no harm. For men, they have a hundred benefits and only one harm."

"Oh, all right!"

Lu Xun patted his chest subconsciously, then reacted and said, "It's not that harmful, right?"

"You have eaten?"

"Well, the old man gave me two. I ate one and my girlfriend ate the other one."

Lu Xun's heart was in his throat, he had a bad feeling as if a dark cloud was looming over his head.

Qi Yi complained, "You shouldn't have eaten it. Didn't he just play the piano for no reason? How could he give the food I gave him to another man to eat."

"The old man is kind-hearted, he treats me very well!"

Lu Xun breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that he had thought too much.

After all, women are very domineering in some ways, and unreasonably domineering.

"Did you feel anything special after eating it?"

Lu Xun thought about it and said embarrassedly, "Does it count as being particularly good?"

"So do you have children?"

Lu Xun's heart was in suspense again. What did he mean by asking me if I had any children?

"Not yet, I'm still young!"

"Oh, what a pity!"

"City Lord Qi, please don't scare me, that harm could be...?"

"Yes, it's just as you think. You will most likely not have children in this life unless you can break through to a very high realm. But the higher the realm, the more difficult it will be to have children."

"Old man, you are cheating me!"