Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

The atmosphere in the cabin suddenly solidified, and everyone stared at this ordinary man. Who dared to think that in broad daylight, he wanted to hijack the plane and rob everyone.

Lu Xun was also very curious and saw that the man's body was shaking a little. It was obvious that he was not very skilled the first time.

"Zha...Jie, I want a cup of hot water." The man's tongue felt as if it was knotted, and big beads of sweat were pouring out.

"What are you doing? I'm sorry everyone, my man is very nervous when he takes a plane for the first time. He wants to talk about eldest sister, not robbery."

The woman next to him had no choice but to stand up and apologize to everyone, and pulled the man back to his seat. She said dissatisfiedly: "How many times have I told you that the waitresses on the plane should not call eldest sister, but stewardess."

"Aren't you going to let me find my little sister?"

"Your sister, is this what I mean?"

"I don't have a sister, you know."

Neighbor: Should I laugh, but I’m afraid of being beaten! Or Kuku...Ku...!

The cabin was very quiet, so the conversation between the two people was still heard by many people. Some were professionally trained to hold back, but some couldn't help but open their mouths to laugh. Then they realized it was impolite and had to cover their mouths.

Several people with special powers were already eager to try and become the heroes to save all the passengers, but the woman's sudden intervention caught everyone off guard and made things take a more interesting direction.

Lu Xun watched with cold eyes. As a member of the torrent of the times, he could only go with the flow.

The plane landed smoothly at Wencheng International Airport. Lu Xun left the airport, hailed a taxi, and disappeared into the bustling city with neon lights.

.....

Seven days later, Lu Xun was invited to the Laoshayu Hotpot Restaurant. If he could use one word to describe these seven days, it would be "refreshing", two words would describe it as "happy", three words would describe it as "wasteful", and four words would describe it. One word describes it as "wine pond and meat forest", five words describes it as "day and night never separate", six words describes it as... In short, when Lu Xun walked out of Xunfu Community, I don't know whether they were tamed or not, but he was Tamed.

"Old man, you've done me a lot of harm." When meeting Lu Xun, it was the highest etiquette in the world, and he directly betrayed Lu Xun to gain sympathy.

"Oh, you really can't tell if you don't tell me. But the rapid progress of your cultivation really surprises me." The old man saw through Lu Xun at a glance, and it was obvious that he was becoming more and more eloquent.

"It's okay if I'm surprised. I just want to eat shark."

Lu Xun climbed up the pole with a playful smile and did not regard himself as an outsider at all. He was very relaxed in the old man's place, just like going home.

It is said that the male protagonist’s parents in the novel are either kings or both dead.

It's a pity that my parents are ordinary and have no intention of showing off their cards with me.

The greatest expectation in life is that one day parents will say to their children: "Son, I have made you experience the sufferings of the world for more than twenty years. It is time to tell you that our family has billions of assets."

He didn't know how long he would have to wait for this scene of a loving father, son, filial piety, and a happy family.

"Oh, what happened to you this time? Are you so impatient?"

The old man said jokingly with a mysterious smile like someone who had come before.

Having too many women is not a good thing. As the saying goes, out of three thousand beauties in the harem, the emperor only favored a few. Even the emperor couldn't stand it if he had to fight bloody battles day and night to open up new territories.

What's more, there will never be a shortage of beauties, but men will get exhausted and grow old.

Only the wolfberry in the thermos cup is the longest companion.

"Time waits for no one. Good men are everywhere." Lu Xun patted his chest solemnly and said with firm eyes. He was ready to run away...ah, bah, bah, bah, ready to fight for human freedom.