Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

Mu Meimei and Liu Yifei drove away...

I took a big breath of car exhaust. Xiao Lu smiled. This was the closest he had ever been to the goddess in his heart. Unfortunately, the goddess had a wife, and he had not inherited the legacy of Wei Wu, let alone Cao Cao.

He is very happy and full of energy even when he goes to work.

The reason is that a man came yesterday. His melancholy temperament showed that he was a man with a story.

Xiao Lu didn't believe it at first. It's not easy for rural children to make money, but they must not be defrauded of their money and body. If the other party is a woman, he doesn't mind being defrauded of the hundreds of millions he has treasured for more than 20 years. It's a pity that the other party is a very naughty man.

After some persuasion from the other party, he joined a group of six flying dragons. I thought it was a warm welcome ceremony, just like what is often shown on TV. "We have a new family member joining us. Family members, let us welcome the new family members with warm applause..."

If that were the case, he would definitely quit the group without hesitation.

As a result, as soon as they joined the group, they asked the newcomers to take selfies. Was he stupid? Of course he put the photo of the pony in it.

Then... the whole group was silenced for five minutes, as if they heard a string of crows flying across the sky...

Well, he has awakened his superpower. Although it is only a hearing superpower, it is also different from ordinary people. Therefore, we are a big step closer to the days of hugging each other.

Xiao Lu is very proud. Now he works a job and can get two wages. He is truly a winner in life.

Sure enough... the book is right. Starting out as a security guard can save you decades of detours.

……

If he were to know, the person in charge of Feilong Group 6 was the hostess of Villa No. 17.

He would definitely run to hug his thigh, and said something in a flash: You don’t want your humming voice to be known to others, right?

Compared with Xiaolu's blessing in disguise, the situation of Fengchu Xiaoma, who also belongs to Wolong Fengchu, is much more difficult. He has been deliberately training his eyes.

His eyes have been burning hot recently. If his eyes could see through, he would definitely see his own scenery and gamble on stones. If he could not become a millionaire in a minute, he would not be a small security guard!

"Xiao Lu, stop inhaling. If you inhale the exhaust again, you will finish it. Leave two puffs for me."

"How long do you think it will take?" Xiao Lu took another deep breath, making an outstanding contribution to purifying the air.

"I think it's almost done, maybe it needs some stimulation."

Xiao Ma also took the opportunity to take a sip. It must be said that the car exhaust from the goddesses was fragrant.

"Didn't I lend you money yesterday to give you some stimulation? Didn't it work?" Xiao Lu asked curiously.

When Xiao Ma mentioned this, he became even more upset and said, "What can I do with 200 yuan? I can only touch it, but it won't solve the problem at all!"

"Didn't touch it?"

"I touched it, but the more I touched it, the more uncomfortable it became! Oh, if I had known earlier, I would have lent you an extra 200 yuan. It would have stimulated me a little bit."

Seeing no one around, Xiao Lu kindly reminded: "Is it possible that the other person touched you?"

Xiao Ma exclaimed: "Ah, if you still touch me for the money I spent, wouldn't I be even more at a loss?"

"You've watched so many action movies and martial arts movies in vain."

Xiao Lu chuckled and subconsciously stayed away from Xiao Ma. I heard that low IQ is contagious, and someone like Xiao Ma would have an IQ that is in arrears.

"What do you mean?"