Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

"Brother Xun, I'm going to the bathroom."

Liu Yifei said, booed, and left knowingly.

Lan Yanyu sat across from him unceremoniously and said coldly: "Introducing myself, Qianlong Twelve Group Lan Yanyu."

[As a scumbag, you should say: Where is the promised coffee? 】

"That's it...didn't you say you'd like to buy me coffee? Where's the coffee?"

The corners of Lu Xun's mouth couldn't help but raise. He had no professional training and couldn't hold back his smile.

Although it was speculated that Lan Yanyu came from an official mysterious organization, how did she know that he knew what kind of organization Qianlong was. So, are you sure she's not here to make fun of you?

[Scumbag value +1]

Lan Yanyu explained: "The Qianlong Twelve Group is subordinate to the Superpower Management Bureau and is mainly responsible for supervising those with unregistered superpowers."

"So, do you want to supervise me? But I am not a superpower. I can't breathe fire or discharge electricity, and I can't condense ice."

Shock flashed through Lu Xun's eyes. There were actually people with super powers in this world. It seemed that he was really a frog in the well.

"According to the information we have, after your girlfriend broke up with you, you should have been stimulated by some kind of stimulation and activated your powers. From a licking...honest person to a scumbag. Of course, at present, your powers are not It is offensive. It is auxiliary in nature. If you are interested, I can apply for you to join the Qianlong Twelve Group and give you a formal status."

Lan Yanyu eloquently said that she felt that the cake she drew was big enough that Lu Xun had no reason to refuse.

"Do you think it's possible that I'm hiding my identity? Rather than being suddenly stimulated and activating my powers?"

Lu Xun was not tempted. Although the cake painted by Lan Yanyu was somewhat useful, it was no different from being useless.

Lan Yanyu was silent for three seconds and said: "According to our investigation... it's impossible."

"It seems that you showed up late because you were delayed in collecting information. If...I said I didn't want to, you wouldn't invite me to tea, would you?"

Lu Xun smiled playfully and said that if Lan Yanyu's sister had not appeared, he would definitely agree.

But... now!

Of course, it will be better than the previous competition to see who offers better conditions.

"Sir, your coffee." At this time, a young lady in uniform brought the coffee.

"Thank you!"

After taking a careful peck, the system prompt did not appear.

It seems that his guess is correct. If you want to bind a counter-licking partner, the first time must be milk tea.

"I have fulfilled my promise for the coffee you asked for, and now you should feel my sincerity. So..."

"So... our conversation ends here. I'm going to chat with that young lady about a big cup of Bobo milk tea!"

Lu Xun stood up and continued: "I think the conditions she gave may be better. Of course, if the conditions are the same, I won't consider the Qianlong Twelve Group?"

He didn't say anything directly, even if he left Lan Yanyu's name.

medium cup? Or a big cup?

No need to choose, it must be a large cup.

On this point, not only men are the same, but women are also surprisingly consistent.

Otherwise, a man’s answer would always be eighteen? Don't worry about whether the following units are seconds, minutes, hours, mm, or cm. Don't care if it's months or years?

Just say it's not eighteen, right?

Furthermore, she didn't contribute any scumbag value to herself, so it wasn't worth spending a lot of time on. Used in a novel, this kind of character wouldn't survive more than three chapters.

"Haha, you scumbag, this girl doesn't like him!"

Lan Yanyu left angrily after saying that the Qianlong Twelve Group did not need a scumbag.

"What happened to you scumbag? Did I eat your rice?"

When Lu Xun heard this, he was unhappy and turned around to say something. Why didn't he believe that he would actually be invited to tea?

"Brother Xun, it seems you didn't have a pleasant chat?" Lan Bingyu joked with a smile.

[As a scumbag, you should say: I'm eighteen, but my sister looks at least 36, so don't shout like that, brother, I can't stand it. 】

? Lu Xun?

Are you sure you're not making me jump back and forth on the verge of death?

Lu Xun gritted his teeth and smiled: "Just call me Brother Xun. I'm eighteen, and my sister is at least 36...d, right?"

[Scumbag value +1]

Lan Bingyu was not angry, but deliberately straightened up and said jokingly: "Isn't my brother's ID card twenty-one? When did it become eighteen again?"

Lu Xun was no longer the Lu Xun he was three days ago. He was not timid at all and said, "I'm not talking about age."

"Oh, Brother Xun is talking about the length of his younger brother?" Lan Bingyu bit her lip as she spoke. A scumbag is much more fun than a dull gourd. What their Flying Dragon Group Six needs is such a genius.

"How do you know I'm talking about length? Have you ever measured it?"

When it comes to drag racing, he, the racing god of Qiu Mingshan, is the first to express his dissatisfaction.

[Scumbag value +1]

"Is this still enough? Can't you tell by looking at it with your own eyes?" As he said this, Lan Bingyu glanced down deliberately.

"Sister has good eyesight and can tell the difference between people at a glance. I guess my brother can still understand my sister?" Lu Xun didn't mind. We are all foxes for thousands of years. What do you mean by Liaozhai?

[Scumbag value +1]

"As long as you are not blind and can count, you will know that the ID number is eighteen digits."

It’s racing! Lan Bingyu made a 360...120-degree turn, just so caught off guard.

Lan Bingyu said deliberately: "Didn't the younger brother say his ID number?"

"I can't hide anything from my sister. I'm afraid my younger brother will always be my younger brother in front of my sister!" Lu Xun almost spat out the coffee in his mouth, but luckily he didn't get careless and dodged.

"Not necessarily. As long as my brother behaves well, he might even call you Brother Xun?"

When the time comes...you must cry and call daddy... Lu Xun pretended not to hear the hidden meaning of Lan Bingyu's words. She meant that everything was clearly investigated and it was useless to deny it.

"I'm really thirsty after talking for so long. Is sister's big cup of Bobo milk tea ready?"

While talking, he admired "Yourong" unceremoniously.

"Come on, sister, I'll treat you to something freshly made, something hot."

After Lan Bingyu finished speaking, he led the way, and soon the two of them left the coffee shop and entered the Bobo milk tea shop at the corner.

There is nothing wrong with drinking a big cup of Bobo milk tea at Bobo milk tea shop.

"You drank my sister's sincerity, but what about yours?" Lan Bingyu continued to test.

[As a scumbag, you should say: "My brother's sincerity will definitely make my sister feel comfortable and satisfied."]

"Sister, my brother needs to replenish his energy first. Don't worry, he will make his sister comfortable and satisfied."

As he said that, Lu Xun took a sip and his eyes lit up on purpose.

[Scumbag value +1]

[Ding, congratulations to the host for binding Lan Bingyu, the No. 3 counter-licking target. Every penny she spends on the host will be returned tenfold. 】

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[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the S-level skill Dragon Grip. Just a gentle scratch can clear the meridians all over the body, making her cry out in comfort. Each use consumes 500 scumbag points. Please click ⊕ for details.