Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

Day is also a modal particle!

Lu Xun curled up and lay on the soft bed like a cooked prawn.

The pain in my lower back is like being squeezed out of my waist.

When he heard the story about a bowl of Malatang served thirteen times before, he was still envious.

Now that I think about it, this is just a fucking horror story.

Four times a night, no more. No matter how much, there really won’t be a drop left.

No wonder jokesters say that a good car costs gas, and a good woman costs a man.

Where is my car?

No, where’s Meimei?

Lu Xun turned over and only touched a quilt.

Forget it, I'll sleep some more.

I caught a piece of paper with my peripheral vision, stretched out my hand, and saw it read: Brother Xun, you did a great job last night, I love you (づ￣3￣)づ╭?~, I have something to deal with at home, I will be two days late. When you come back, I will check your body. You have to take good care of yourself and remember to be brave!

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"I'm so brave, but my waist still hurts." Lu Xun muttered angrily. When can the man who was kept stand up?

A carp beats...

"hiss!"

Lu Xun lay on the bed again and gasped.

"Brother Xun, can I come in?"

Liu Yifei's voice is sweet and waxy, and she sounds like she is in a good mood.

"No, don't come in. I'll be out right away."

Lu Xun was refreshed and dressed neatly and got up. Afraid of being a moment too late, Liu Yifei would rush in and strike hard at his overlord. That would be enough stimulation, but I'm afraid she wouldn't be able to get out of bed today.

[As a scumbag, you should say: Don’t be a coward, let’s go together! 】

Lu Xun rolled his eyes and activated the skill "One Yang Finger" on himself. He first tried it on Liu Yifei last night, but the result was unknown. He came on Mu Meimei again, and then she kept asking for it like crazy.

"Can this thing really recharge itself?"

A warm current flows through the whole body, and the whole body is like an inflated balloon, inflating again. He murmured in a low voice, really confused.

The detailed skill introduction says that Yiyang Finger is a profound and serious medical skill. When it reaches the highest level, one finger can determine life and death.

Live and kill, powerful and domineering.

But the word "serious" is too abrupt. No matter how you taste it, it feels weird and doesn't look serious.

With a thought in his mind, Lu Xun changed the color and style of his clothes.

Opening the door and seeing Liu Yifei wearing a light yellow skirt, she asked: "Did you buy new clothes?"

"The clothes Meimei gave me, don't they look good?"

Liu Yifei smiled sweetly. When she heard the knock on the door in the morning, she thought it was Lu Xun, but she opened the door. The good guy turned into a living person and turned out to be Mu Meimei.

"It looks good. She always knew you were there?" Lu Xun's mind turned quickly and he figured it out in an instant.

"Yeah." Liu Yifei nodded, thinking of the unintentional sleep that night, which was simply torture. Maybe it was for An Luxun's heart, and smiled: "She probably didn't notice that I was hiding under the table, and she asked me to look at Xun Brother. Do you think I am looking at you? Or... am I looking at you? "

[As a scumbag, you should say: Do you know how much I sacrificed for you? You must make it up to me, otherwise you will be left moaning and crying. 】

Lu Xun pretended to be angry and said: "You still want to look at me, please treat me as a human being? For you, do you know how much I sacrificed last night? I have to repay kindness with revenge. Believe it or not, I will punish you on the spot and make you surrender." You grind and cry and cry."

[Scumbag value +1]

"Come on, brother Xun." Liu Yifei put her hands on her hips and deliberately held her cup up, not afraid at all.

"I'm hungry. Let's eat first. I'll deal with you after I finish eating." Lu Xun deliberately gave in and said harsh words. How could his length be so easy to measure?

"Brother Xun, I have to be on both sides." Liu Yifei teased again. Seeing Lu Xun deflated, she felt happy but also a little disappointed.

[As a scumbag, you should say: Although you can do some tricks on both sides, one side is more convenient to eat! 】

Lu Xun said with a bad smile: "Are you teasing me? It's more convenient to be closer."

[Scumbag value +1]

……

"Isn't it too rich to eat fried chicken so early in the morning?"

When she arrived at the restaurant, she saw a large portion of fried chicken in a plastic box. Without asking, she knew it was takeout. Never forget to pick up the wool at all times, which is the standard of not being early without profit.

"Brother Xun, it's past 11 o'clock now, it should be lunch, right? I often hear that you can eat whatever you eat, so I thought I would give you a good meal." Liu Yifei smiled and gave Lu Xun a piece of chicken drumstick.

"Is this what it means to make up for the shape with the shape?" Lu Xun knew what she meant, but he didn't want to think about who was the culprit. He plowed the land like an old cow, and he worked hard to avoid being exposed.

If he had known it would be calm, he wouldn't have worked so hard.

Is it a bad display?

Still unhappy lying flat?

Liu Yifei said coquettishly: "Brother Xun, doesn't fried chicken suit your taste?"

[As a scumbag, you should say that I am good at whatever I eat and do whatever I want. It’s not like you don’t know? 】

"Chicken is too much for my taste. It will be more delicious if you eat it too." After taking a bite of the chicken leg, Lu Xun started to act like a rogue. Isn't it just that you want to know my roots, and I want to know yours?

Just test it, come on! Let’s see who is afraid of whom? She may not lose, but she will always make a profit.

[Scumbag value +1]

Liu Yifei bitterly took a bite of the chicken leg. She didn't want to be fooled. She didn't believe that Lu Xun would really give up the meat that was put to her mouth.

Compared with Mu Meimei, my biggest advantage is that I haven't eaten yet, and I haven't been eaten yet.

The two of them ate lunch with gusto, which was full of tense tension. Several times, they almost went off and started to "fight".

After finishing the meal, he wiped his mouth and Lu Xun said with a smile: "Take some time to clean up and I'll take you back to school."

Liu Yifei was in a daze for a moment, then realized that her relationship with Lu Xun had not made any substantial progress, and the so-called support was only at the level of eating.

Although he agreed to help Mu Meimei watch Lu Xun, in fact, in addition to showing her kindness, Mu Meimei was also showing off to herself.

If Mu Meimei knew that she was hiding under the table at that time, then everything that happened after that was just for her to see.

Now that he is living alone in the same room as him, he has only himself to choose from, so he can naturally make it easy, but when he returns to school, there will be more uncontrollable factors.

How high can you expect a boy to seduce with just a cup of milk tea?

So... Mu Meimei is also telling herself that when dealing with Lu Xun, she must take the initiative and dare to attack.

After figuring this out, Liu Yifei finally figured it out.

So he looked at Lu Xun with a soft and boneless look, and exhaled like a blue breath: "Brother Xun, didn't you say you wanted to take care of others? Isn't it possible?"

After speaking, I raised my head and raised my chest, thinking of the scene last night, putting my hands behind my back, my face as red as a rose...

[As a scumbag, you must dare to face the dripping blood...]