Bound to the scumbag male system, the goddesses always want to keep me

"Xinxin, can you buy me a cup of milk tea?"

Lu Xun excitedly sent a message to his girlfriend Lin Yuxin. Just now a heavenly voice sounded in my mind.

[As long as you receive a cup of milk tea from the opposite sex, you can unlock the system. Time limit is two hours. 】

As a non-college single with a girlfriend, Lu Xun expressed that he had plenty of time for this task and wanted to complete it easily.

His confidence comes from three years of daily greetings and goodnights.

It is based on three meals a day, no missing meals and no repeated meals.

I am proud to say that more than two-thirds of his living expenses are spent on his girlfriend.

Someone said: "Lick a dog, lick it to the end, and you will get nothing."

But Lu Xun knew that he was not a licker, he just met love at the right place at the right time, not one step too early and not one step too late!

Therefore, not to mention a cup of milk tea, it is just a hot pot meal and a seafood buffet for 188 people.

As long as he brings it up, his girlfriend will definitely agree.

Sure enough, my girlfriend responded instantly.

"Lu Xun, you are such a person, break up!"

Is it an input method problem?

In an instant, Lu Xun found an indestructible reason for himself.

"Xinxin, I have good news for you."

[Your message has not been sent, you are not the other party’s friend yet! 】

After Lin Yuxin replied to the message, she blocked him with one click without hesitation. At the same time, he exclaimed: "Brother Kai, I have fallen in love with an LV bag, can you give it to me?"

The corner of the man's mouth curled up with a wicked smile: "Let's see how you perform tonight!"

"Brother Kai, I'm very well-behaved!"

……

Blacklist, how is that possible?

No, I don't believe it!

Lu Xun immediately called, and there was a beeping sound, but no one answered.

When I called again for the second time, a very strange voice sounded on the phone: "Sorry, the number you dialed is currently on a call, please call again later. Sorry..."

"Xinxin, did I do something wrong? Tell me, can I change it?"

A message that is so humble to the core is sent, but it is destined to never receive a reply.

Time passes minute by minute, each second seems as long as a century, and the memory is as clear as a slow-motion movie.

His face was pale and dazzling like the sun.

My mood fell into darkness and was swallowed up bit by bit by the night.

[Ding, it is detected that the host's emotions have darkened. The darkened host is the most popular color. The sweet pet system will be changed to the scumbag system... The host is asked to complete the task within one hour to activate the system... Otherwise the system will be set to the green grassland loser system. No longer can we defeat the heavens and unify them for eternity! 】

Scumbag system?

Very broad!

Since three years of hard work is not worth a cup of milk tea!

Fuck Lin Yuxin, my mother.

Fuck love!

I, Lu Xun, swear to be the man who becomes the king of scumbags!

At this moment, a boy named Lu Xun was heartbroken...

At this moment. Lu Xun only had one thought in his mind: he must activate the scumbag system and never become a loser in Qingqing Prairie.

As a result, a crazy figure appeared on the campus, which was as bright as day...

"Classmate, can you buy me a cup of milk tea?"

"Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

......

"Hello, can you buy me a cup of milk tea?"

"You are crazy for being a hooligan at night!"

……

"Hello classmate, can you buy me a cup of milk tea?"

"You look ugly, but you think you are beautiful!"

……

Being rejected ruthlessly time and time again, Lu Xun always rushed to the next girl without hesitation.

He ignored the few red handprints on his face, and most of the girls thought he was crazy.

……

"Hello, classmate, can you buy me a cup of milk tea? The first cup of autumn..."

There is only three minutes left for him, how much is that? There really aren’t many left!

A hoarse throat, a weak voice. Crazy and pleading eyes.

He couldn't remember how many times he had been rejected, the next person, the next person, and the next person...

"Okay! I invite you! Brother Xun."

The sound was natural, like a drowning man grabbing onto a thick piece of wood. His eyes finally had light...

Lu Xun looked up and saw a girl weighing more than 200 pounds, her classmate Mu Meimei. The biggest contrast between his name and himself.

"Thank you, Meimei!"

"Brother Xun, what happened?"

Mu Meimei's voice is sweet, gentle, and healing.

Lu Xun laughed at himself: "It's nothing... let's break up! I'll let you see the joke!"

"Actually...what flavor do you drink?"

Mu Meimei originally wanted to say that Lin Yuxin was a female Sea King, but she held back her words. She and Lin Yuxin had been in the same dormitory for more than three years, and they knew each other's personalities very well.

"How about a cup of lychee milk tea?"

"Two cups of lychee milk tea, normal ice, thank you!" With that, Mu Meimei opened the payment code and said yes.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the first cup of milk tea in autumn. In view of the host’s appraisal belief, the host has been firmly welded to death by the system. The super invincible funny scumbag system is activated. From now on, the host will swear to respond to the system’s call and obey the system’s arrangements. , be a professional system tool person, defeat the heavens and conquer the stars and the sea...]

Invincible?

funny?

Sand sculpture?

Scumbag?

Tool man?

Is this system serious?

Like a torture from the depths of the soul, who am I? where am I? What am I doing?

[Ding, congratulations to the host for acquiring the S-level skill: One-finger Ecstasy (just one finger can make her infinitely happy, easily lose body fat, and unlock a perfect figure. ps: Each use requires 10 points. Scumbag value, you can lose 1-50 pounds at a time.)]

[Ding, the scumbag is worth 12 points. 】

[Ding, get 12 money. 】

[Ding...the system bar has been opened: storage compartment x1]

......

A series of system prompts are like the most beautiful music in the world, touching the heart.

"Meimei. Thank you!"

This was the first time Lu Xun took a serious look at Mu Meimei.

Kazilan's big eyes are full of spirituality, her eyebrows are like the moon hanging in the night sky, her tall nose, pouty mouth, and her white and tender face are glowing!

If coupled with the curvy and slender figure, she will definitely be rated as the number one campus beauty of the University of Finance and Economics!

It's a pity that God gave her a face like an angel and a bloated body like a devil!

[Ding, warning! Since the host's answer does not meet the setting of the invincible sand sculpture and funny scumbag, 1 point of scumbag value will be deducted. When the scumbag point reaches 0, the system will start a one-stop service of physical transcendence and funeral for the host, completing the show. 】

Lu Xun was confused: Are you polite to the system? I would really appreciate it!