Weirdness is coming: Chen Mu Nugui started with trillions of ghost coins
Chapter 328 I prefer to be called a wilderness wanderer
Chen Mu’s goal for his men is to do everything possible to make money!
Working in a virtual city? nonexistent!
After working so hard for a whole day, I only got over 100 virtual coins.
Brother Chen Mu has a stuck bug, wow, the explosion rate is really high!
Each of the hundreds of weird employees was given 2-3 small pieces of paper with instructions on how to fix the corresponding bugs.
For example, a small piece of paper in the hand of a certain evil leader said:
[Bug No. 389: You need to find a taxi with the last word of the license plate being 0. After getting in the taxi, ask the driver to drive to the central mall first.
After arriving at the mall, tell the driver that your luggage is in the trunk (it doesn’t matter whether you have luggage or not), and then ask the driver to open the trunk.
After the driver opened the trunk, you forced yourself into the trunk.
The driver will stop you, but you have to force it twenty times. When the drill reaches the twentieth time, the entire taxi will burst into 1 million virtual coins! 】
Wei Chang:? ? ?
No, no normal person would be so outrageous.
In broad daylight, do you want me to get into the trunk like a psychopath?
The captain's inner reaction at this time was similar to that of the wilderness wanderer.
Life is hopeless!
He looked around and saw expressions of despair in the eyes of his colleagues.
Suddenly, Juichang felt relieved.
It turns out that everyone is equally defiant.
That's fine.
Since everyone is SB, no one should laugh at anyone.
Soon, hundreds of SB... bah, hundreds of weird employees were scattered to every corner of the virtual city.
A certain intersection.
Passengers waved at the roadside, and a taxi stopped.
The passenger was dressed very seriously, wearing a suit. At first glance, he looked like a serious person...serious and weird.
What was a little strange was that this passenger was wearing a mask and a thick hat, completely covering his appearance.
"Master, go to the Central Mall." the passenger said.
Twenty minutes later, the taxi arrived at its destination.
"A total of 36 virtual coins." The master said.
The passenger did not pay, but hesitated for a moment and said in a hesitant voice:
"Master, please open the trunk. My luggage is in the trunk."
The taxi driver looked confused. He clearly remembered that when the passengers got on the bus, they did not put their luggage in the trunk at all.
But the passengers certainly have their reasons for saying so.
The driver got out of the car, took the passengers to the outside of the trunk, and opened the trunk.
It was noon at this time, and there was a huge flow of people outside the central shopping mall, with passers-by everywhere.
The trunk was opened and there was nothing inside.
"Sir, did you remember correctly?" the driver said doubtfully.
The passenger did not speak. Wearing a mask, sunglasses, and a hat, he stood outside the empty trunk, took a deep breath, and seemed to be making a difficult decision.
The next second, the passenger suddenly put his upper body into the trunk and kicked his feet back and forth as if he was trying to get into the trunk.
The driver was stunned by this sudden scene.
It took a full half minute for the driver to realize what had happened.
Is this guy going to get into the trunk?
"Sir, that's the trunk, you can't get in!"
The driver quickly shouted: "Sir! No, it's dirty there, you can't go in! No, don't go in."
Guizhang, who was digging into the trunk, was already sweating profusely. No, bro, what are you yelling at?
Why do you sound so weird when you shout?
As expected, the strange behavior of the passengers and the strange shouting of the driver instantly attracted the attention of the surrounding crowd.
At least a few hundred passers-by stopped and looked at the taxi.
Several enthusiastic passers-by came over to help him pull it.
I don’t know if I pulled too hard, but accidentally pulled off the long pants.
The passenger was pulled out of the trunk for the first time.
At this time, looking at the masks, sunglasses, and hats worn by the passengers, the driver seemed to understand why the passengers had to wrap themselves up tightly.
You came prepared! A sneak attack on me, a sixty-year-old driver!
A passerby patted Guizhang and asked, "Brother, why are you so crazy?"
It seemed that he had already anticipated the current situation. In order to make himself look less shady, the commander came up with the words he had prepared:
"Actually, I discovered a secret. The essence of this world is actually a trunk."
driver:? ? ?
Passerby:? ? ?
The commander continued: "We are all things that are packed in the trunk. Some are small items and some are not. Unfortunately, I am a small item."
After saying that, the commander turned around and dived into the trunk again.
The driver was shocked. Is this guy going to finish it?
In desperation, the driver could only hold his long ass and pull him out, "You little bitch! Why are you so crazy? Come out!"
This went back and forth ten times, attracting a large group of passersby to watch, and it became a temporary scenic spot in the central mall.
Finally, on the twentieth time, both sides were exhausted.
The little bitch passenger used his last bit of strength and slammed into the trunk.
In an instant, a series of "crash" sounds were heard, and the entire taxi turned into a pile of brilliant virtual coins in full view, exploding in all directions.
The driver's taxi exploded.
It exploded into a lot of virtual coins.
Such a strange scene made everyone onlookers confused.
Almost everyone was looking at each other, and the originally bustling shopping mall was quiet for half a minute.
"Brother, take your taxi money. You can also get some more as compensation." The captain patted the driver on the shoulder, looking a little embarrassed.
The driver was already numb. He looked at the passenger as if he had seen a ghost and said in a trembling voice: "You...who are you?"
The commander thought for a while, and in such a humiliating occasion, he naturally couldn't take the name of Boss Chen.
As an upright and kind-hearted Weird, he cannot deceive the poor driver.
So who is it?
Oh, by the way, Wilderness.
Anyway, he had already run around naked, and his reputation as a cheat had been fully soaked in the toilet.
As the saying goes, "get out the mud and apply it evenly", it doesn't matter if you put a shit basin in it.
"Haha, I prefer to be called Wilderness Ronin." Wei Zhang said.
The essence of this sentence is that the captain did not deceive the driver or lie.
After all, the Captain himself said, "I prefer to be called", and he didn't mean that my name was Wilderness.
My name is Zhang San, but I prefer to be called Wilderness Ronin. Is there a problem with that?
no problem!
Such clever words successfully avoid moral dilemmas.
Satisfied, the leader took the burst of virtual coins and left. The name of Wilderness spread throughout the central shopping mall.
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