A few people knew that the situation was over. It turned out that they were impulsive, thinking that they were so powerful that they could go sideways in the army.

It turns out that the real boss is Ye Xiaoxi.

They continued to listen to the conversation of several people outside.

Xu Fu: "Xiao Xi, a bowl of water is flat, can you teach me and Cheng Sheng? We also want to practice."

Cheng Sheng: "Yes, lest we leave Old Man Wu in this world and he will be lonely when we all die."

"Hahaha, Grandpa Cheng, you are both a leader in the treasure appraising world, and Grandpa Xu, you are a famous old Chinese medicine practitioner in the country. Don't be too greedy."

Cheng Sheng is extremely thick-skinned, relying on his life-and-death experiences with Xiao Xi.

"We three old guys will all be together in the future. Wouldn't it be good to play with Xiao Xi all the time?"

"Hahaha, okay, okay, one of you is a traditional Chinese medicine doctor, and the other is a captain of Mojin. These skills are inherently connected with the practice of Xuan Dao.

However, I don’t have that much time, so you should learn from Grandpa Wu first. "

"Great!" Xu Fu and Cheng Sheng jumped up and laughed.

Xiao Xi looked at Wu Changquan again.

"Grandpa Wu, everything is fine today, except for the charms, the incense burner, and all the miscellaneous things, which are inconvenient to display.

When fighting the enemy, it cannot be taken out immediately, as this is very dangerous. "

The five people in Panmanli felt a thump in their hearts: Enemy? It turns out that we are already on the opposite side of her!

Wu Changquan was also troubled, "What better way does Xiao Xi have?"

"It's very simple! I will give you a meson space storage ring. The initial space is only ten square meters. It will increase in the future as your cultivation level increases."

"Ah! Is there really such a treasure? No wonder Xiao Xi can always come up with something, so thank you Xiao Xi."

Wu Changquan smiled so hard that when Xiao Xi took out a simple blue turquoise ring, Wu Changquan immediately took it with both hands.

"I want it too, I want it too!"

Cheng and Xu's eyes grew hot and they started shouting.

"Hey! I can't use it for you now. Let's wait until the air enters the body."

Wu Changquan immediately asked, "Xiao Xi, how do I put things in?"

"Shh, didn't you see the people in the piggy bank were eavesdropping?"

As expected, the three old men discovered that there were some bright eyes behind the money-filled slots.

"Oh, yes, when is Xiao Xi going to release them?" Wu Changquan couldn't bear it?

"Release it? I'm afraid they've thought too much. When the time comes, it will turn into water!"

"what?!"

I exclaimed at the same time, both inside and outside.

People inside couldn't believe how cruel Xiao Xi was, and people outside couldn't bear it.

Xu Fu pleads for the people inside: "God is kind to people, so they punished her. Isn't Xiao Xi's anger gone?"

"No! Grandpa Xu, don't say anything. They came to mess with me, and they even cursed me.

Grandpa Wu and Grandpa Cheng, do you want to watch a villain turn into water? "

Without waiting for the grandfathers to answer, Xiao Xi took out a pinhole camera and stuffed it into his bank account, and then took out a computer and placed it on the table.

Now I can clearly see the scene inside the store, and the voices of the people inside can be heard clearly.

The three old men smacked their lips, the metaphysics five-person group has actually become so small? They were in such a mess and their bodies were greasy, how could they be as arrogant as when they came to play in the morning?

These five people also knew how to stack the coins and stand on high ground to reach the coin slot.

They look funny and pitiful, but there must be something hateful about pitiable people.

The three old men stopped talking and waited to see what Xiao Xi would do next.

Xiao Xi picked up a steamed bun on the table, filled with diced meat, then opened the lid and stuffed the steamed bun inside.

"Eat. After one last meal, there is no need to drink water. It will turn into water in a moment!"

The people who were filling the room suddenly saw the huge steamed buns stuffed in. They became hungry and started to eat first.

To put it bluntly, the wowotou is really fragrant, and the minced meat on it is so delicious to hold in your hands.

Even though the steamed buns and minced meat are warm, fortunately it is summer.

They were in a cage, so what else could they find picky?

After all, it was made by the chef of the martial arts school, and his cooking skills are unparalleled in the city.

The people inside devoured the food, and the people outside watched it with gusto.

After a while, the dough heads that had been torn beyond recognition were placed in the piggy bank, and the metaphysics five held their round bellies, unable to eat any more.

"The time has come, let's hit the road!"

People inside and outside exclaimed again,

The steamed buns are like cheese baked in the hot sun, slowly melting at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Ye Xiaoxi, you are so cruel! No matter what, we are still your colleagues in the secret department of metaphysics!"

"Not anymore. If I had known that the people in the metaphysics department were like that, I wouldn't have agreed to join. I'm going to apply to withdraw."

"You can't do this to us. Even if you kill us, your superiors will not let you go!"

"Hahaha, there is someone above me, the highest-ranking commander of the General Military Region, Lu Guoan. I call him Uncle Lu. What do you think our relationship is?"

Several people watched as the wowotou became smaller and smaller. The yellow slurry eroded the coins, and the coins began to melt into silver and golden slurry.

What's more, the scary thing is that the coin steps they built are slowly getting shorter.

The five people tried their best to climb higher, but unfortunately there was no height to climb. Gradually, their feet were soaked in the slurry, and their shoes were gone because they melted.

After a while, the feet were gone and melted.

After a while, the sole of the foot was gone, leaving only the bare pole, which of course melted.

The three old men outside couldn't bear to watch anymore.

The people inside cried out in despair.

"We are soldiers. If you massacre soldiers like this, aren't you afraid of going to court?"

"Hey, you just remembered that you are a soldier?

I am also a soldier, and I am also a major general. I overcame obstacles and risked my life to rescue kidnapped scientific researchers and my compatriots who were deceived into Myanmar. The military merits I achieved were earned with my life!

what about you? You also know that those who slay demons must have upright righteousness. I am a little girl doing serious things. Why do you dislike me so much?

You only know jealousy and resentment. You have forgotten your mission as soldiers!

Today, as Major General and High Commissioner of the Metaphysical Department, I want to clean up the door! "

The metaphysics five were scolded into silence. Looking at their gradually melting thighs, they could only feel regret and despair.

Peng Hedi cried until he lost his voice. Seeing that it had almost melted to the root of his thigh, he prayed hoarsely with the last bit of strength in his hoarse throat.

"I was wrong, Comrade Major General Ye, please don't melt my penis.

I haven’t gotten married yet and have children, but let me go down there and still be a complete man, woo woo woo…”

Xiao Xi didn't expect that this was Peng Hedi's last prayer?

She wanted to laugh so much that she pinched her thighs to hold back her laughter, and finally maintained her cold face.

"Do you all know it's wrong?"

"I know, we know, we were so wrong!"

The five members of Xuanxue answered decisively and desperately.

The three old men outside suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: they knew Xiao Xi was being naughty.

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