I am a dimension demon in American comics

Li Yi said, Bruce Wayne, you are a cruel person!

Li Yi just temporarily helped the blind masseur strengthen his strength.

It's a bit ridiculous to say that the current blind masseur's strength is comparable to that of Superman, but he definitely belongs to the category of superhuman!

Press it with all your strength, and you, Bruce Wayne, don't even scream!

What a ruthless person! When you, Bruce Wayne, are cremated, I have to see if your mouth can be burned off!

The blind masseur also found it strange that he felt energetic and full of strength today! How strange!

What a pity, even you, Bruce Wayne, can't hold back from screaming! But that twisted look on your face gives it away!

Standing aside and looking at the housekeeper Ah Fu, he seemed to have made up his mind secretly at this time!

Li Yi looked at Ah Fu's expression, and then at Bruce Wayne's expression!

oh! Something is going to happen!

After a while, Bruce Wayne looked exhausted and finally watched the blind masseur finish the massage.

Watching him leave Wayne Manor, Bruce Wayne breathed a sigh of relief. He almost broke his teeth just now!

Fortunately, I got through it! There is no social death! Fortunately, fortunately!

After a while, Bruce Wayne looked at Li Yi in surprise, "Why are you ready to leave this world?"

Li Yi's face was expressionless, but the corners of his mouth moved slightly, as if he was holding back something!

He said word for word: "What I planned to do in this world has been completed!

Now that I have nothing to do, of course I can go back to my own world! Anyway, the Church of the Burning Sun has superhuman help! Clark, I can trust you!

Of course, I will come back sometimes! You won’t be unwelcome then, right? "

Bruce Wayne waved his hand, so he said: "It doesn't matter, Wayne Manor is so big anyway, it doesn't matter if you are one more person!"

Li Yi whispered softly: "It doesn't matter now, I'm just afraid that you will want to kill me after a while!

Besides, when there are many children here, the children are just born and noisy, I may not want to come! "

Bruce Wayne asked curiously when he saw that Li Yi's mouth was moving and his voice was blurry and he couldn't hear a word clearly.

"What are you muttering under your breath? I feel like you're acting weird today!"

Li Yi waved his hand and started the topic with a fake smile and laughter.

"No more, no more, I'm in a hurry, let's go, let's go!"

Before Bruce Wayne could ask anything more, Li Yi's figure disappeared from the place.

Bruce Wayne always felt a little cold in his stomach, coupled with Li Yi's strange behavior.

I couldn't help but murmur in my heart, and said casually, "I'm in such a hurry to go home and give birth to the baby!"

At this time, Li Yi was standing in his own dimension, looking at Bruce Wayne through a red screen.

Hearing Bruce Wayne's words, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, "You actually said such things! Bruce Wayne! Just for a while! You won't be able to suffer the consequences!"

The housekeeper Ah Fu, who had just gone to the kitchen to tinker with things, came over with a cup of tea.

The tea is exuding heat, and there are a lot of wolfberries in it! Immediately, the butler Afu handed the tea to Bruce Wayne!

He said in passing: "Mr. Wayne, it's time for tea!"

Bruce Wayne took the tea, looked at the wolfberry soaked in the water, and drank it as if nothing had happened.

After the massage just now, Bruce Wayne also suspected that he was a little weak, so he just drank some wolfberry to replenish it!

As expected of the housekeeper Ah Fu! What a thoughtful job! Bruce Wayne gave his old butler a thumbs up!

Bruce Wayne drank it in one gulp, and after a while, he felt weird!

Why is my belly so bloated? Bruce thinks he may have caught a cold just now while doing his daily job as Batman!

Or something is injured!

Bruce Wayne decides to take a nap and get some rest!

Bruce fell asleep for a while, and after waking up a little, he got up and got ready!

Huh! Didn't get up!

Bruce Wayne touched his stomach, "Ah~!" A scream echoed through Wayne Manor.

Li Yi still had the screen on at this time. He was a little confused. The water from the Zimu River was actually boiled by the housekeeper Ah Fu to make tea!

Is this still useful?

Li Yi had doubts and went directly to eat melon online. Bruce Wayne was shocked on the spot when he found out that he was pregnant!

I was shocked for a long time! From now on, Gotham City has one less Dark Knight, Batman, at night.

And Bruce Wayne, the famous richest man in Gotham City, also suddenly disappeared!

Barry, the Flash, is the fastest. He usually fights villains in Midtown. The villains he faces mainly compete with him for speed!

Overall, it’s not a big problem and it’s relatively relaxing!

So, one day when I had nothing to do, I went to Wayne Manor in Gotham City to see Batman!

Barry is a little worried. After all, Batman has suddenly stopped doing good deeds recently, and Bruce Wayne has very few tabloids.

Most of them are fake news, and Barry feels something is wrong! Nothing will happen to Bruce Wayne!

Although I have called Bruce Wayne before, Bruce Wayne is always weird. Even if we go out to eat with him, he will not go!

Ask him what happened? He always speaks vaguely!

has a problem!

Flash Barry thought of this and quickly turned on the Speed ​​Force and ran towards Wayne Manor in Gotham City.

Barry was so anxious that he ran directly into Wayne Manor without even telling Bruce Wayne in advance!

Barry heard Bruce Wayne's voice in the bedroom, ran in and opened the door.

I saw Bruce Wayne with a big belly, and the scene was a little scary for a moment!

Barry pointed at Bruce and shouted: "You actually~"

Before Barry could finish what he said, Bruce started farting continuously! Or so to speak in an elegant way.

His stomach is sneezing!

Barry's voice slowly became softer, "I'm actually feeling bloated!"

At this time, Barry was a little confused. To be honest, he opened the door to see Bruce Wayne with such a big belly.

I thought he was pregnant! I have such a big brain!

But it’s strange, when did flatulence make my belly so big?

How many sweet potatoes did you have to eat?

In the Liyang Tiandao dimension at this time, Li Yi saw such an eye-catching scene and spit out the dessert he had just eaten.

The butler Ah Fu on the side had a look of pity on his face and kept muttering: "You didn't say that this water can't be boiled!

What a pity, what a pity! "

During this time, Bruce Wayne also learned the truth. It was the housekeeper Afu who told Bruce everything and asked him to have a good pregnancy.

Bruce wanted to kill Li Yi at that time!

However, the only good news that Bruce Wayne knows is that the strange water cannot be boiled. If it is boiled, it does not necessarily mean that he is pregnant!

Anyway, the fetal gas formed by the Zimu River water seems to have undergone some strange changes after the Zimu River water was boiled.

Even if it was dead or alive, it would not form a fetus, and it would just become fetal gas, but the belly would still get bigger as before.

It wasn't until today that Bruce Wayne came out. This incident almost scared Bruce Wayne to death. Fortunately, it was just a fart!

If you really give birth to a child, don't hang out in the circle of superheroes.

wrong! My belly is so big that it’s embarrassing to fart!

Bruce Wayne patted Barry's shoulder with one hand and said kindly: "I guess you didn't see anything!"

Barry's body was a little stiff for a moment, and then he turned on the Speed ​​Force and ran away, shouting along the way.

"I didn't see anything!"

Bruce Wayne nodded with satisfaction and closed the door.

Yes, he is still deflating!

However, what Bruce Wayne didn't know was that from then on, a rumor spread in the DC world.

According to legend, Batman actually has another identity, which is the farting Superman who is as famous as Superman!

An enthusiastic citizen who did not want to be named told the scene he saw.

Batman can actually fart constantly, almost to the point of flying!

It was only the next day that the media captured Batman setting a trap for The Flash and catching him.

A photo of the Flash being beaten up! Listen to the reporter who took the photo.

At that time, Batman was still shouting, let you spread rumors, let you spread rumors!