Elf: My ninja frog opens the tailed beast sage mode in seconds

"Ahem........."

Lin Haoran coughed a few times, squeezed out a smile and said:

"This Magikarp is really great, keep it well!!"

When Wang Shengxiong heard Lin Haoran's words, his face became even more proud, and he said:

"Look, let's see!!"

"Wait until I, Magikarp, evolve into Gyarados and slap you in the face..."

Wang Shengxiong glanced at Xue Bo proudly and said.

"Snapped.................."

At this time, Carp King used his jumping skill and threw it on Wang Shengxiong's face, causing a loud slap in the face.

"Ouch.............."

"You stinky fish, how dare you hit me in the face!?"

"I'm going to eat grilled fish tonight..."

Carp King was quite strong and almost knocked Wang Shengxiong's face off. Wang Shengxiong covered his face and roared at Carp King with anger.

But King Carp still looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water, twisting his body on the ground,

Wang Shengxiong was so angry that he wanted to kick him.

Lin Haoran saw this scene and suddenly ducked over.

"Don't kick!!!"

"Um!?"

"What's wrong, Brother Haoran!?"

Wang Shengxiong stopped his movements and asked with a strange look on his face,

Lin Haoran touched the sweat on his forehead and immediately said:

"As a trainer, how can you beat and scold your own elf!?"

But he thought secretly in his heart: "Oh my god, the evolutionary foot is no joke. When Carp King really evolves here, this bus will not be saved..."

Wang Shengxiong also showed a hint of shame when he heard this.

yes! !

I'm so bad, I just wanted to hit my elf,

It’s really not a thing! !

Fortunately, Brother Haoran stopped him.

I have not gone astray,

Wang Shengxiong looked at Lin Haoran with even more reverence...

"Snapped..............."

King Carp took advantage of Wang Shengxiong's relaxation of vigilance, jumped up again, and slapped his tail hard on the other side of Wang Shengxiong's face.

"Ouch............."

"It hurts me so much!!"

"I fucked your grandma, I won't fuck you today, my fucking surname is not Wang!!"

Suddenly, on the bus, a wonderful elf battle officially began.

Magikarp VS Apemon! !

In this way, a few people were laughing and crying as the bus moved away.

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When Lin Haoran returned home, it was already 8 o'clock in the evening.

Fortunately, his mother left some food for him. After his mother heated up the food, Lin Haoran started eating.

Of course Koga Ninja, Kirby Beast Gyarados, and Forest Lizard eat energy cubes.

It's enough for Brother Frog to eat a few energy cubes in one meal.

And Kirbymon and Gyarados,

Now I have to eat 10 yuan a day.

Fortunately, I have energy cubes, otherwise I really wouldn’t be able to support these two foodies.

After eating and drinking, Lin Haoran took a pleasant bath and lay on the bed.

Lin Haoran looked at the ceiling and thought secretly,

Now there is only more than a month left before the college entrance examination.

It’s time to become a college student! !

in the room,

Brother Frog and his little brother Forest Lizard watched the Koga Ninja Frog TV series with serious faces.

The forest lizard didn't even blink, and seemed even more fascinated than the Koga ninja frog.

After all, in the forest,

It has never known what a TV series is.

It gradually got lost under Brother Frog's deception! !

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A night of silence,

In the morning, Lin Haoran and Yuwan came to school,

Lin Haoran is now the most dazzling star in Linhai No. 1 Middle School. Wherever he goes, he is looked at with envy and jealousy.

Even the school teachers and leaders smiled and nodded to say hello when they saw Lin Haoran.

This shows how strong Lin Haoran’s “evil reputation” is.

Whenever Zhang Guoli had something to do, he would ask Lin Haoran to go there to have tea and chat.

By the way, I want to promote my daughter.

According to Zhang Guoli, her daughter is a little older than Lin Haoran, 28 years old.

But he is definitely good-looking and powerful.

And he is a teacher at Tsinghua University,

Brainwash Lin Haoran and ask him to voluntarily apply for the college entrance examination to Tsinghua University. Then he can have a teacher-student relationship or something.

Lin Haoran almost fell down when he heard that.

28 is just a little older than me! ?

He's grown a lot, and he's even having a teacher-student romance! ?

Lin Haoran looked at Zhang Guoli speechlessly,

Good guy,

I just want to be your student, but you always think about how to be my dad, right? ?

She also forced her daughter’s microchip number to Lin Haoran and asked Lin Haoran to add her daughter’s friend in person.

Only then was he satisfied and let Lin Haoran leave.

Lin Haoran left with a dark face.

I have scolded Zhang Guoli a hundred thousand times in my heart.

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