Stargirl's guide to life in the 70s

Looking at the golden and crispy grasshopper in his hand, Yu Jiang somehow recalled the interstellar events.

The insects back then were not like they are now. Each and every one of them could be served on the table and turned into sweet little cuties.

The interstellar bugs have undergone mutations for an unknown amount of time. The small ones are now as big as humans, and some of the big ones are even bigger than cars.

With the abilities of Yu Jiang and Lu Beiyuan, it is very easy to deal with these insects, but no matter how powerful a person is, he is still a human. Yu Jiang said that he is still unable to withstand the Zerg's round-the-clock battle at the cost of his own death.

The most important thing is that although these insects are large in size, their meat is poisonous and cannot be eaten at all!

Well, this era is better, although it is a bit backward and poor. But the food is much better than StarCraft.

The aroma of frying insects in the kitchen not only captivated the two people in the kitchen, but also drifted out of the window. The whole building knew that someone was eating delicious food.

People of this era are very sensitive to the taste of meat and oil. They can tell which family is eating a delicious meal just by smelling it.

So, when Lu Beiyuan came back, he was stopped by an old lady before he even reached the door of his house.

"Lu Tuan, right? I'm Captain Wang's mother."

Lu Beiyuan was stopped for unknown reasons and had no idea what this person wanted from him.

And which Captain Wang is she talking about?

There are four company commanders with the surname Wang in their army, two of whom are named Wang Hongjun.

This incident caused quite a few jokes in the past, after all, the two people had the same name and the same position.

In the end, based on the fact that their hometowns were in the south and the north respectively, everyone naturally changed their names. The two company commanders Wang Hongjun became company commanders Wang Nan and Wang Bei.

The two Captains Wang: ...Thank you. We might as well go back and ask their father to give us a new name. It will at least sound better than Wang Nan (Bei)!

But, suddenly this Captain Wang’s mother appeared, who knows which Captain Wang she is?

Lu Beiyuan never liked to greet these family members, but the person in front of him was also a family member of his subordinate, so Lu Beiyuan finally waited patiently for the person in front of him to say the next word.

When the old lady saw Lu Beiyuan stop, she pushed her grandson forward with one hand and said, "Captain Lu, I've heard about you from our Red Army a long time ago. They said you are a good soldier and a good leader, and that you take good care of your subordinates."

This was like flattering someone, and Lu Beiyuan was not a fool, so he naturally realized that the visitor had ulterior motives.

Sure enough, the old lady was waiting for Lu Beiyuan to respond so that she could continue.

But Lu Beiyuan didn't say anything, so she had to continue. At the same time, she felt a little dissatisfied. How could this man be so ignorant of her feelings!

"He is our precious grandson, the only Red Army soldier in our family."

There is an only child in the family, Captain Wang...

Only then did Lu Beiyuan dig this person out from the depths of his memory. It turned out that he was the family member of Captain Wang Nan.

The reason why Lu Beiyuan had an impression of this man was not because he was very familiar with the company commander Wang Nan. That person's performance in the army was also average. He was able to get the position of company commander. Although he must have his own strength, he was not really outstanding in an army full of crouching tigers, hidden dragons and crouching dragons.

Lu Beiyuan also still remembered that Captain Wang was on the list of troops to be disbanded this time.

However, these are not the reasons why Lu Beiyuan remembered him.

What Captain Wang is most famous for in the family compound and the entire army is not his own abilities, but the fact that he has a mother who is extremely patriarchal and unreasonable, and a son who is trouble-making, stealing, and avoided by everyone in the family compound!

And now standing in front of Lu Beiyuan was this most unpopular pair in the family compound.

Captain Wang's mother saw that Lu Beiyuan ignored her, and she didn't feel embarrassed. She just stopped Lu Beiyuan and continued, "Come on, Dabao, this is your father's leader, just call him Uncle Lu."

The boy had a fat head and big ears, and the fat on his face almost squeezed out his facial features, making him look like a bun with failed dough.

There is also a belly that cannot be covered by new clothes and fingers that are indistinguishable at first glance.

How should I put it? The kid in front of me seems to have a tendency to evolve towards the ball.

As a result, Captain Wang’s mother complained to Lu Beiyuan as if she was blind: “Captain Lu, our Dabao is really pitiful!

This child's mother is a useless person who doesn't even have milk. Our eldest child hasn't even had enough milk since he was little.

Because of this, our eldest child has been in poor health. The doctor also said that our eldest child needs to be well taken care of and it is best for him to eat meat every day.

But our Red Army is only a company commander, and we have a money-losing kid at home, how can we afford to provide this kid with meat every day!"

Hearing this and smelling the aroma of oil and meat wafting from his own home, Lu Beiyuan had nothing to understand.

But compared to the two people who were entangled with him in front of him, Lu Beiyuan was more worried about his wife.

Lu Beiyuan knew exactly what level Yu Jiang's cooking skills were. How could Yu Jiang make food that was both tasty and fragrant?

This is even more unbelievable than the Zerg ruling the universe.

The more Lu Beiyuan wanted to run off to find Yu Jiang, the more annoyed he became by the two shameless people in front of him.

Captain Wang's mother also noticed Lu Beiyuan's displeasure. Her eyes rolled as if she had figured something out. The pitiful expression on her face suddenly disappeared, replaced by a condescending attitude of charity.

"Xiaolu, don't accuse me of taking advantage of you. Our Dabao is destined to be very rich and powerful, and my son got his Dabao less than a month after his marriage."

Captain Wang's mother became more and more proud as she spoke, as if this was something worthy of her ancestors' pride.

Lu Beiyuan heard Captain Wang's mother change his address to "Little Lu" from "Captain Lu". He really wanted to bring Wang Nan over and let him see with his own eyes why he would be the one to be laid off in the army's downsizing.

Poor Company Commander Wang Nan has no idea that his mother is offending someone behind his back, and the person he offended is his leader's leader.

"My Dabao is going to your house for a meal. This is also to let you enjoy my Dabao's blessing! Your wife hasn't gotten pregnant for a year. Maybe there's something wrong with her...

Anyway, she is an unlucky person! "

Hearing this, Lu Beiyuan didn't intend to have a good face towards this person anymore. To him, Yu Jiang was his Achilles' heel. If someone said he was okay, then Yu Jiang was not okay!

"I remember that Captain Wang was going to be promoted to battalion commander last year, but your grandson got into fights at school, bullied classmates, and stole money from the school, which was a very bad behavior.

Considering that the child is still a minor, and that Captain Wang has paid compensation and repeatedly assured his superiors that he will discipline the child well, the army did not hold you accountable.

However, as a punishment, Captain Wang’s promotion last year was cancelled, and he is still a company commander.

Am I remembering correctly?

Being caught off guard by the revelation of her true colors, Captain Wang's mother's face turned blue and red. She wanted to say something but was interrupted by Lu Beiyuan.

“He’s so fat, and you tell me he’s weak and malnourished?

Still blessed?

If I had such a scoundrel son, I would definitely move him to the deep mountains and forests to prevent him from embarrassing himself. I don't even want this blessing even if I have to pay for it, but I'm still trying to get it?!"

Lu Beiyuan spoke so much that Captain Wang's mother turned red in the face and looked like she was about to rush up and beat Lu Beiyuan up.

And her beloved grandson, at first, was arrogant and domineering.

As a result, when Lu Beiyuan got angry, the man cowered even faster than his grandmother. The child, who was as thick as a wall of flesh, hid behind his grandmother in fear before Lu Beiyuan did anything, as if he wanted to use his grandmother's thin body to hide his fat body.

Lu Beiyuan wanted to say something else, but he saw a figure running towards the three of them in the distance.

The man came closer and it turned out to be Company Commander Wang Nan.

Wang Nan went home first, but didn't see his mother and son, so he casually asked his wife who was cooking in the kitchen.

Then he learned that today, Lu Tuan's wife was eating meat at home, but his mother took her son to beg for meat?!

This is not the first time this has happened. My mother is known for taking advantage of others, and my son loves meat more than anything else.

In the past, whenever the neighboring family did something good, my mother would bring her people to beg for food.

Although she has hardly ever succeeded, his mother seems to be getting more and more courageous in this matter.

Over time, everyone in the family compound was offended by her.