One Piece: Romantic General

"Hey, what's up, Satan?"

"I'm on vacation in Xihai, and something big happened!"

Li Yi picked up the phone and said.

"Asshole, you're still in the mood for vacation!"

"Wano Country is about to fall into chaos!"

When Venusinashoulangsheng heard Li Yi's casual tone, he snatched the microphone and spoke angrily, his anger rising to the point of almost drawing his sword to chop someone.

"Natsujuro calm down!"

Satan grabbed the microphone back in dissatisfaction and said: "Leiming, you should know what happened in Wano Country!"

Saturn Satan: "The sharp blade is already lying in ambush in the waters near Wano Country. Has the navy been deployed?"

Li Yi: "There is only the sharp blade in Wano Country at present, and the Navy Headquarters has no plans to send troops to Wano Country."

Saturn Satan: "Why hasn't the Navy sent a large army into Wano Country at this time?"

Li Yi: "Satan, this is just a fight among the pirates. Why would our navy send troops?"

Li Yi: "Save Wano Country?"

Li Yi: "Wano Country is not a member of the World Government, so we have even less reason to send troops!"

Saturn Satan: "Don't lie here, haven't you already sent your clone to Wano Country!"

Li Yi was slightly surprised when he heard this and said, "As expected of the Saint Satan, he guessed the identity of the Emperor Burial King so quickly!"

Li Yi: "That's right, I have sent my clone to Wano Country. My goal is to overthrow the rule of Orochi and defeat Kaido!"

Saturn Satan: "According to our intelligence, the Ming Wang Army is one of the three forces that are resisting Kurozumi Orochi and Kaido."

Saturn Satan: "Now we need your clone to complete two tasks!"

Saturn Sartan: "First, stop Blackbeard and Barrett's actions in Wano Country. They are looking for ancient weapons. Eliminate them if necessary!"

Saturn Sartan: "There seems to be someone in Wano Country who has awakened the listening power of all things. Find him and eliminate him. We must not let the elephant master open Wano Country!"

Two consecutive instructions made Li Yi very unhappy.

Damn, you make people work so hard, but when you don't need them, you let Jialin and those Tianlong people bully me. You five old men really think I'm stupid!

"Do not worry!"

Li Yi →_→: "With my clone and the sharp blade near the sea area of ​​Wano Country, it won't be a big problem!"

Sartan: "Why do I feel like you are just brushing us off? You should hurry over there now!"

Li Yi~(￣?￣~): "Sorry, I'm on vacation and don't have time to deal with this!"

Sartan: "When are you going to take a vacation? How can I, as the God of Defense in charge of defense and military affairs, not know?"

Li Yi →_→: "Before the World Conference, I have asked Marshal Kizaru for leave!"

Li Yi (─?─): "If you don't believe me, go ask him!"

In the power room of Pangu City, the eyes of the Five Elders were about to spit fire. Venus snatched the Den Den Mushi from Saturn and shouted, "Little devil, you are fooling us!"

"Based on your relationship with Kizaru, do you still need to ask for leave?"

"Now the rumor is spreading in the Navy Headquarters that Kizaru is a puppet marshal!"

"The ones who truly control the navy are Sengoku, Tsuru, and you. Now the navy soldiers call you the Second Marshal!"

"We grant you power and allow the Queen of the West Sea, whom you support, to grow stronger. You should feel satisfied and work hard for the World Government!"

Venusinasu Shouro Saint roared angrily.

"Should I say thank you?"

Li Yi dug his ears with disdain, then changed his tone and spoke coldly.

"Jin Xing, what you said was obtained by my own strength, not by the grace of you Tianlong people!"

"Don't always act so superior and speak to me in a commanding tone. I am not your slave!"

The Den Den Mushi in Venus's hand perfectly simulated Li Yi's anger, and Wu Longxing could feel it even though they were thousands of miles apart.

Suddenly, both sides fell into deathly silence, and veins appeared on the bald head of Venus Nasujuro.

As the person who holds the pinnacle of world power, he has never been spoken to in such a tone before.

In a rage, he almost crushed the Den Den Mushi, but fortunately Satan snatched it back in time.

"Lei Ming, we recognize your great strength. Your status is only below us and that master!"

"Now we are in trouble again, an emergency that is enough to overturn the world order. We can't let Pluto fall into the hands of pirates!"

"We need your strength!"

Satan's gentle tone made Li Yi feel very happy. When have you five old men ever begged others and spoken in a humble manner?

"All right!"

"But the West Sea is far away from Wano Country. I will rush there as soon as possible!"

Li Yi casually responded and hung up the phone.

"Peng!"

The moment Li Yi hung up the phone, Satan immediately crushed the Den Den Mushi in his hand.

"Damn you little devil! I haven't heard such disrespectful language from you in hundreds of years!"

Jin Xing angrily pulled out the Kitetsu and chopped off a stone pillar in the room with one blow.

"The most urgent task now is to stabilize the situation. I have already sent CP0 out!"

Saturn Sartan said.

"To be on the safe side, we should send our generals into Wano Country!"

"We can't trust Lei Ming anymore. As expected, that little brat has become a huge trouble!"

The enraged Venus has already begun to murder.

"Once the matter in Wano Country is over and Vegapunk is dealt with, this brat won't be needed!"

Mars Markus Mars Saint said.

"Everyone, Lord Im has just sent out the Knights of God. They are riding on Vegapunk's aircraft and are advancing at full speed!"

Mercury Woqiuli Saint said.

Kingdom of Garcia

"Are you ready to leave for Wano Country?"

Soxia put her arms around Li Yi's neck and kissed Li Yi's face under Weiwei's gaze, making Weiwei look angry.

"With two beauties like you and Weiwei here, why would we go to Wano Country?"

Li Yi put his arm around the queen's waist and said.

"That's an ancient weapon. If it falls into the hands of the Celestial Dragons or pirates, it might be bad for us!"

Sosia said worriedly.

"You think ancient weapons are so easy to control!"

"Even if the pirates get it, they can't use it at all!"

Li Yi said calmly.

Even if Barrett has the ability of the Fusion Fruit, without the divine energy "Flame of the Virgin", he cannot unleash the power of the ancient weapon.

It's like holding a gun without bullets, it's just a lump of metal!

"The affairs of Wano Country are not important. After the war in Wano Country ends, we will most likely have to confront the World Government!"

"While the war is going on in Wano Country, we must quickly develop our own strength!"

"First, we must improve the strength of the king's six generals!"

"Then we must focus on producing high-tech combat uniforms, robots, and pacifists!"

"A war bigger than Wano Country is coming!"