The house was confiscated at the beginning, so I evacuated my enemy's house to escape.
Chapter 62: Red umbrella, white umbrella, eat and sleep together
"Oh, what, what happened?"
"I don't know, go and have a look."
Seeing something strange coming from the front, many prisoners rushed forward excitedly to see the excitement.
The life of exile is hard and boring. Watching other people's houses lively can relieve boredom.
Most importantly, they are happier when they see others being unlucky.
"Hey, what are they doing?"
"I don't know, but it seems like they ate something and were poisoned, right?"
"Ugh, they vomited again. It stinks. It's really disgusting!"
"What are the second and third bedrooms of the Feng family doing?"
......
Feng Jiuyan looked at the direction of the commotion and roughly guessed what happened.
With a smile on her face, she held down Feng Jiuli's head that was about to rush up to watch the excitement, and said nonsense seriously, "Ali, when you see the excitement, don't get in front. It's a taboo. This is what I want to teach you. The second lesson, do you remember it?”
Feng Jiuli nodded in understanding, "Yeah, I remember."
"Be good, you and grandma are here to look after our family's belongings. Sister, come as soon as you go!"
"Ah? No, sister, didn't you just say that you shouldn't join in the excitement? Why do you have to rush forward?" Feng Jiuli looked at her sister in confusion.
Mrs. Feng also looked at her daughter to see what nonsense she could come up with to deal with her youngest son.
Feng Jiuyan looked at Feng Jiuli as if she were a fool, "Sister, my martial arts skills are so superb, you can protect yourself. You are the bastard if you don't look at the excitement! You don't have the ability to protect yourself, so you should just stay here and take good care of yourself." Mother is important."
Feng Jiuli: "..." Is he disliked by his sister?
Mrs. Feng, who was also unable to protect herself: "..." This reason is really irrefutable.
Feng Jiuyan rushed forward excitedly, very excited about the scene she was about to see.
It is said that eating poisonous wild fungi such as cyanobacteria can cause hallucinations.
After some people eat it, they will see "little flying men", "little people", "elves" and so on.
In short, people who are poisoned by eating wild mushrooms will experience hallucinations and see things and things that appear in their brains.
She had only seen these on TV, and had never seen anyone eat wild mushrooms to induce hallucinations.
Feng Jiuyan was gearing up and couldn't help but speed up her pace. She was eager to see the fight scene in which the second and third bedrooms suffered.
That's right, the two people following her in the woods today were Mrs. Feng Er and Mrs. Feng San.
The commotion in front was definitely caused by their family. It was definitely caused by eating poisonous mushrooms like Jianshouqing.
Still a few steps away, commotion broke out in the crowd again.
"What are you doing, Mr. Feng? It's so disgusting!"
"Mr. Feng, hahaha, look. Why is he lying on the ground twisted and his mouth pouting? It seems he wants to kiss? Is he having some spring dream?"
"Ah, look, Mrs. Feng! Hahahaha——" The crowd burst into laughter.
......
Feng Jiuyan found a perfect position and looked into the crowd.
All the people in the second and third bedrooms were seen lying on the mud floor covered with vomit, with different postures and movements, and their mouths kept chattering.
Mrs. Feng slapped the muddy ground covered with Shasliwa, and she was extremely angry, "Bold and slutty slave, I am the old lady of Feng Mansion, ancestor. Hurry up and bring me the roasted chicken and hare!"
Then, she stretched out her hands and grabbed them in the air. The angle at which she grabbed things was extremely tricky, and she actually grabbed a palm-sized stone on the ground.
Immediately afterwards, Mrs. Feng opened her black and yellow rotten teeth and bit hard.
"Crack" sound of broken teeth.
Blood flowed all over his mouth, but he didn't even know it.
Mrs. Feng bit off the mud from the stone and chewed it with difficulty. The flesh and blood were blurred, and she muttered, "Wow, the roast chicken is so delicious. It's crispy and fragrant."
Two lines of turbid tears flowed from his wide-open eyes.
I don’t know if it’s because the tooth was chipped and the pain caused tears.
Still - mud is really delicious.
Second Master Feng closed his eyes, lying on his side in the dirt, waving one arm in the air, "Come on, why don't you serve the golden abalone porridge to Second Master quickly. Hey, hey, you know what's going on."
He rolled over and lay on the ground.
Then, something shocking and extremely disgusting was done.
I saw him sticking out his tongue and licking the vomit spit out by someone on the ground, "Well, it is indeed golden abalone porridge. It is extremely delicious, but it is a little fishy."
After saying that, he continued to stick out his tongue and licked it with relish, "Wow, it's delicious."
"Ugh—" Someone in the crowd made a sound of vomiting.
Feng Jiuyan covered her nose, frowned, and quickly looked away with a look of disgust on her face.
What a strong taste!
It is indeed the 'golden' abalone porridge!
So disgusting!
Feng Jiuyan almost spit out last night's overnight meal.
Mrs. Feng Er lay on her side on the ground, reached out to the side, grabbed a handful of muddy weeds, and stuffed them into her mouth. "Well, it's really delicious. It's just like the Kung Pao Rabbit from Babao Pavilion. The skin is crispy and the meat is tender, and it also smells like grass."
The two brothers, Feng Zixuan and Feng Qingyun, also grabbed muddy things from the ground, stuffed them into their mouths, and chewed them with relish.
Feng Jiuyan took a closer look and realized that what the two siblings were eating was actually a mixture of vomit, soil, and weeds.
"Hey, they can eat such disgusting things."
Before she could complain, someone spoke out her thoughts.
Turning around, she saw Zhang Chong and cold-faced Zhang Xiaowu standing behind her.
It was Zhang Chong who spoke just now.
Zhang Chong nodded his chin towards Feng Zixuan and his sister, and said teasingly, "Miss Feng, won't you save your cousin? They don't seem to have offended you."
Feng Jiuyan rolled her eyes at Zhang Chong and sneered, "Oh, Mr. Zhang, be careful. I don't have any cousins. Have you forgotten that our two families are no longer related?"
Oh, she is not a good person. Not all cats and dogs can be saved.
What's more, Feng Zixuan and Feng Qingyun did not cause trouble for their family on the surface, but they secretly caused trouble by not protecting everything.
The two brothers and sisters watched helplessly as their parents came to trouble their family.
Moreover, her second wife and her family of four all scolded her father, the general, whom she had never met.
She, Feng Jiuyan, doesn’t want to be a farmer among farmers and snakes!
Pouting her lips, Feng Jiuyan seemed to have remembered something and mocked, "Why don't you two Masters Zhang go up and rescue them? Maybe they can even hug the beauty back home."
Zhang Chong: "..."
Zhang Xiaowu: "..."
Did she see something?
The two of them were stunned, not daring to say anything more.
At the same time, the two of them fully realized once again that the eldest lady of the Feng family was really not easy to mess with!
When she saw Mr. Feng, Feng Jiuyan couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter.
No wonder someone couldn't help but laugh just now, Mr. Feng was so funny.
I saw him lying on the ground, with his arms spread wide, making a virtual hug. After hugging the right side, he hugged the left side. He also stuck out his thick sausage mouth and kissed the air, "Beauty, you are so sweet. Come on, come on, I'll give you one."
The voice was extremely sultry and obscene.
His hands were still extremely restless, he took off his clothes and twisted his fat body on the ground.
Feng Jiuyan sighed, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk."
Yes, two and three bedrooms, this is a typical "red umbrella, white pole, eat together and sleep on the board!" Ah!
Wild fungi are hallucinogenic, and the effects are truly incredible!
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