Live fortune telling: Encounter a wanted criminal at the beginning
Chapter 249 Do I look human to you?
"..." Jiang Ye looked at him in silence.
Then she asked: "Where were you that afternoon twenty days ago?"
Ok?
Twenty days ago?
Xiang Yuanhang was stunned. He looked at Jiang Ye with confusion in his eyes.
But he still frowned and thought about it carefully.
But soon, he replied even more puzzledly: "I thought about it, twenty days ago happened to be the second day after my college entrance examination. The night before because it was too late and my home was far away, I was in the county Stayed one night at the hotel.”
"I caught the bus home early the next morning, and because my home was a bit remote, the bus couldn't reach my door and had to go to the town. I got off the bus and started walking all the way home."
"That afternoon, it would have been the time when I was walking home from the town. It was already dark when I got home, about six o'clock in the evening."
"Then I didn't meet any weasels along the way, so I just——"
As he said that, Xiang Yuanhang suddenly stopped, his eyes suddenly opened wide, he looked at Jiang Ye and asked in disbelief: "Master, I couldn't have met that weasel after falling asleep that afternoon, right?"
"I really never saw a weasel when I was awake on the whole road! But when I got home halfway, I was really sleepy, so I sat under a big tree and slept for a while..."
Just for a moment...he met a weasel and then offended the weasel to death?
This, this is impossible, right?
If that was the case, then why didn't he leave any impression at all?
But although he denied it in his heart, his face turned pale.
When the water friends saw him and looked at Jiang Ye's expression, they immediately understood.
[Damn it, it looks like it happened to him while he was asleep! This damn thing... is simply invincible! 】
[Invincible indeed, but still speechless! Why don't you encounter someone, but you only encounter them after they are so sleepy that they fall asleep? This person is so sleepy that he will inevitably do some impulsive things after falling asleep! This is just great. 】
【I go! This little brother is awesome! It was actually the weasel that was offended while sleeping! But that weasel is quite shameless. He still wants to get in with others when they are asleep. You said you have nothing to do, so why do you get in with him?
Speechless! 】
【ah? Was it really the weasel he met while sleeping? However, even if he was sleepy that day, unless he had the habit of sleepwalking, how could he offend a weasel while sleeping? Woke up without making any impression! 】
[This is true, I don’t understand it a bit. 】
【…】
Needless to say, Xiang Yuanhang must have been the weasel he met when he fell asleep, and then he offended him so badly!
But they guessed it, but there was one thing they didn't understand: why didn't Xiang Yuanhang leave any memory of that episode?
Sleepwalking?
"...I don't have the habit of sleepwalking! I really don't. I haven't heard from my parents since I was a child!" Xiang Yuanhang happened to catch a glimpse and quickly denied it.
After denying it, his expression became even more painful: "And if I had sleepwalked that afternoon, I definitely couldn't have been sitting under that big tree when I woke up. I remember that my position didn't change after I woke up!"
"So, it's absolutely impossible for me to be sleepwalking!"
"You are indeed not sleepwalking."
Jiang also looked at him and nodded. After he suddenly looked over, she raised her hand and waved to him gently.
The next moment, a huge transparent projection screen that water friends had seen several times appeared on Xiang Yuanhang's side.
Xiang Yuanhang was stunned immediately.
The water friends immediately stared at the projection screen with bright eyes!
What appeared on the projection screen was what Hao Ran saw in the afternoon of Xiang Yuanhang:
As he said, because his home was too far away from the town and there was no direct bus, he chose to get off the bus and walk home.
At first, the scene was normal, with him carrying a schoolbag and strolling on the road.
However, after all, he had just gone through the intense college entrance examination, so he must not have fallen asleep or slept well at night. After he walked out of the town and walked a long mountainous road, his physical strength began to obviously decrease.
Moreover, he started to yawn from time to time, obviously feeling very sleepy.
But he didn't stop and kept going.
After walking for a while, he really couldn't walk anymore, and his upper and lower eyelids started to fight. As a last resort, he looked up at the sky. He must have thought that the sky was still very good. Then he breathed a sigh of relief and stood under a tree. He sat down under the big tree.
As soon as he sat down, he fell asleep.
This is when the unexpected happens.
Not even a minute after he fell asleep, a weasel walked upright towards him.
The weasel walked up to him and saw that he was asleep. It stretched out its paws and gently pushed Xiang Yuanhang a few times, but Xiang Yuanhang was too sleepy and was not pushed awake at all.
The weasel was anxious. After all, he finally met a person on the mountain road.
Immediately, it stretched out its paws and pushed Yuanhang again, and this time with a little more force,
Xiang Yuanhang was pushed awake.
It's just that... he was really sleepy to the extreme. Even when he was pushed awake, he didn't fully open his eyes. Instead, he squinted a very thin slit and couldn't see anything clearly.
But the weasel didn't care. Seeing that he finally opened his eyes (in its opinion), it immediately bowed towards Yuanhang, joined hands, and asked with great anticipation: "Do you think I look like a human being?"
Xiang Yuanhang, who was very sleepy and didn't see clearly what was in front of him, frowned immediately when he heard this and replied impatiently: "Like your mother!"
Almost as soon as he said these words, the weasel's expression changed and became extremely ugly!
In fact, the eyes it looked at Xiang Yuanhang burst out with strong hatred!
If nothing else, Xiang Yuanhang said it looks like its mother!
Who is its mother?
It’s also a weasel!
If Xiang Yuanhang says it looks like its mother, isn't that the same as saying it doesn't look like a human?
The angry weasel was about to attack him immediately, but after Xiang Yuanhang ruined the opportunity to transform, it suffered a lot of backlash, and its cultivation level regressed by more than half!
In addition, there is usually Heavenly Dao watching at this time, so it did not attack Xiang Yuanhang at that time, but left unwillingly.
Xiang Yuanhang had no idea about this, and even fell asleep again after replying that sentence.
The scene ends here.
Water friends: "..."
Even Xiang Yuanhang himself said: "..."
For a moment, both the barrage and the split screen were silent!
I really didn’t expect that the truth of the matter would be like this!
What is this called?
Damn it...this is simply called a sudden disaster, an unforeseen disaster, right?
People were extremely sleepy when they were sailing away!
In that state, he forcibly pushed someone awake and asked if he looked human. The eighteenth generation of the weasel ancestor was considered a good and polite boy without being scolded!
However, after figuring out the cause of the matter and knowing that it was the weasel who was rejected for the seal, the water friends still couldn't help but sigh. After all-
Weasels hold grudges the most!
Xiang Yuanhang also looked at Jiang Ye helplessly after a brief silence and asked.
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