How can an ordinary person be the protagonist in a variety comic?

The two of them continued to walk forward at a walking pace, slowly.

Lorraine explained to Migo Shizuku who was walking slightly faster beside her, "You didn't think I was just staring at the bodies of those girls and releasing obscene thoughts like beasts just now, right?"

"Sa, who knows? Aren't men the best at lying?"

"Okay, okay... Anyway, believe it or not."

Done.

Lorraine paused for a moment, and then continued, "Girls' gymnastics uniforms are basically short-sleeved, so whether anyone has a bracelet on their wrist, in this case, everyone can be seen at a glance. Just now, on the football field, and even in the entire None of the girls in the class wear Kempfa bracelets.”

Sango Shizuku glanced at him from the corner of her eye. Listening to someone's serious explanation, a happy smile quietly appeared on her lips.

The little anger she had felt before gradually dissipated, and she spoke back.

"So, all the girls in this class can be excluded as suspects? Is this what you want to say...?"

"Without the bracelet, we can indeed rule out the possibility of Kemp's method, but this does not mean that we can completely relax our vigilance against them."

"Oh? What do you think?"

"I don't have a bracelet either. Why don't I still get involved with you Kempfas?"

"What a disrespectful statement."

"Therefore, you must be vigilant about what you should be vigilant about. You must always pay attention. It is best to treat everyone as a potential enemy."

"Isn't it a little too cautious to be so cautious?"

"If my worries are in vain and all my efforts are in vain... then that is the best result for me."

"A man who loves to worry."

"Be prepared for danger in times of peace and take precautions before they happen. Don't be careless."

Lorraine said seriously.

In fact, in his heart, everyone in this college may be a lurking enemy. Lorraine knew that he might be a little neurotic, but he couldn't change this old problem himself. Worrying about being suspicious was better than being careless. Be careless and lose your life.

Sango Shizuku smiled tenderly at him, taking in his serious and worried expression at the moment, and said leisurely.

"You always push yourself so hard and worry about gains and losses. It's best to relax sometimes."

"Relax? In the eyes of the enemy, it is equivalent to your biggest flaw."

"it does not matter."

"You are quite optimistic."

"After all, you are not fighting alone now, am I right?"

When that gentle voice, like a spring breeze, reached Lorraine's ears, the bright sunshine happened to shine on Sango Shizuku's body, making that angelic and holy face suddenly become even more shining, making her extremely beautiful. , coupled with the teasing smile that seemed to be a smile but not a smile, he slowly leaned forward towards this side.

Sango Shizuku took the initiative to hold Lorraine's hand, her eyes filled with his appearance at this moment, and she suddenly smiled.

"What's wrong? You suddenly stopped talking and kept looking at me. Could it be that you are fascinated by me?"

That said.

Lorraine came back to her senses in an instant, took the initiative to break away from the other party's little hand holding her, and replied.

"It's so hot, don't touch me."

"What a charming man."

"Then I'm really sorry. I, Old Lin, am like this. Can I use my style to make food? Or can I use it to kill enemies and save my life?"

"It is very rude to refuse a girl's approach."

"Ignoring a boy's wishes is also a very rude thing to do."

Looking at such an incompetent and stinky man, Sango Shizuku really didn't know whether to be angry or speechless.

however……

At this moment, Lorraine, who was walking, suddenly stretched out his arm out of nowhere, approached and hugged Migo Shizuku's thin waist. Before the latter came to his senses with his heartbeat racing, Lorraine Without changing his expression, he gently hugged her to his side and brought her over.

"Hey, Lorraine?..."

Such sudden boldness and initiative almost made Sango Shizuku's heart-beating mind go blank.

However, before Shizuku Misato could ask what bad move this bad man wanted to do, a football flew behind her and just missed her.

If she was still standing in the same position just now, the flying football would definitely hit her head directly.

only……

Now she just happened to pass by the flying football.

Bang! ——

"oops!!!"

The football that flew over did not hit Shizuku Misato, but it hit another girl who happened to be passing by in an instant. With a bang, it hit the girl's head, causing the other girl to scream in pain.

Subsequently.

Many girls who were on the football field rushed over and bowed desperately to apologize.

Only then did Sango Shizuku finally realize that it was the girl on the other side of the football field who accidentally kicked the ball too hard. As a result, the football flew out and finally hit the unlucky girl.

She glanced at Lorraine beside her with some luck. After all, if it hadn't been for him, I'm afraid the person who got hit would have been herself.

No wonder.

She also wondered why this stupid man suddenly became so bold and proactive. She thought she was enlightened, but it turned out to be a false shot, and she was left alone with her pounding heart, blushing and heart pounding.

Sango Shizuku recalled the calm and understated look on Lorraine's face when he hugged her, and asked immediately.

"Did you just notice the football flying towards us?"

"Yes."

"Then why didn't you take the initiative to stop the football? Or remind the girl to avoid it? Maybe, in this case, the girl wouldn't be hit in the head by the football."

"What about that girl? Does she have anything to do with me?"

"what?"

Lorraine's natural words instantly rendered Sango Shizuku speechless.

Lorraine, in turn, smiled meaningfully at Sango Shizuku.

"You are the president of the student union, our friendly sponsor, and our strategic ally in advancing and retreating together. For the sake of these identities and conditions, we, Lao Lin, are willing to step forward at such a dangerous moment. I protect you, care about you, take care of you..., you should know by now that all the money you spent on me was not in vain, right? Don't you see how good and caring our old Lin is to you, in the future Ah, you need to have a better attitude towards me, Old Lin, give more gold coins as a sponsor, and give away some good equipment, do you understand?~"

When Sango Shizuku heard this, she was even a little amused, this greedy stinky man.

But still reminded.

"No matter what, you are also the security guard in the women's department, and you have to protect the safety of the girls."

"They won't die if they get hit by a football. I can protect their lives, but we can't care about things other than life. I'm not their guardian, let alone a slave who has to do everything. I'm just a little I am a weak security guard, so ladies, I ask for your understanding and tolerance, and thank you for your cooperation."

"You just know how to tell a lot of lies."

Sango Shizuku cursed with a smile.

Lorraine glanced at the football girls who were apologizing over there, as well as the unlucky girl who was covering her head and still aching in pain. He said leisurely, "Actually..., that's good, and it will also let those girls who made mistakes Let’s learn a lesson and remember it, so we won’t kick the football outside next time.”

"But what about the girl who was hit by the football? Isn't it a little unfair?"

"Haha, it's all the same. If you get hit once, you'll have a better memory next time. You'll have to look around when you walk in the future. Otherwise, this time it's football, so it's okay. But next time, you don't know what will happen if it flies over and hits you in the head. What is it?"

"Are you too harsh?"

Sango Shizuku felt that it would be better for this man not to apply for jobs such as teaching in the future, otherwise it would be a disaster for many people, she snickered in her heart.