How can an ordinary person be the protagonist in a variety comic?

After officially entering the teaching building.

While Nazu-ryu and Koine were attending their first class, Sango Shizuku took Lorraine to the student union office, where she basically handed all the backup keys to Lorraine. In his hand, there was even a key to the door of the women's locker room.

"I did hand over the key to you. Of course, this must be out of my absolute trust in you, so don't live up to my expectations of you and do something bad."

"Bad things?"

"For example, peeking into the women's locker room, secretly opening the door and hiding in a girl's closet, witnessing the whole process of the girls changing clothes, or... secretly placing a camera inside, etc. , and then shoot indecent videos to threaten some cute girls to date themselves.”

Sango Shizuku teased word for word.

Lorraine smiled and said speechlessly.

"Please, eldest sister, I'm here to be a security guard and do business, not to be a guard at home."

"I'm just reminding you, but... if I'm the only one in the locker room and you peek at me, I can be merciful and pretend I didn't see you."

"I'll be thankful you didn't come to spy on me."

"I, a dignified student council president, went to spy on you, a rude man?"

"I'm just giving you a heads up."

-

Subsequently.

They still have to go to the teacher's office. After all, as the student council president, Misato Shizuku must report to some teachers about the new security guard. By the way, Misato Shizuku can also introduce it to him on the way to the office. The layout and structure of the women’s department.

Tell him clearly.

Which are the club activity rooms, which are the classrooms, which are the girls' toilets, and which are the locker rooms.

As for the toilet, there was no place prepared for him.

After all, it’s the women’s club.

So if Lorraine wanted to go to the bathroom, she had to go through the middle aisle to the men's department.

Lorraine didn't care at all about this.

"By the way, this is the fake file I fabricated specially for you. You have to read it carefully and don't reveal the secret when you talk to the teacher later."

"it is good……"

After receiving the file handed over by the other party, Lorraine looked at it carefully.

Even though Misato Shizuku couldn't see his expression behind his sunglasses and mask, it still didn't stop her from enjoying the unique temperament he showed when he was serious. How should I put it?

Calm, reliable, steady, cautious, careful...

Sango Shizuku didn't know why she had such a high opinion of him, but what was undisputed was that she really liked standing next to him like this and watching him look serious when he didn't say a word.

And it always makes her feel some inexplicable happiness.

She couldn't explain what was going on with this strange mood.

After a while.

Only then did Sango Shizuku take the initiative to speak, breaking the silence.

"How's it going? Is there anything strange about the information on you in the file that you find strange?"

"No, should I say that I am the top honors student in my grade? This level of fakery is also top-notch, hahaha."

"If it weren't for someone, I wouldn't go out of my way to do this kind of thing. Maybe this is the so-called redness when you are close to red, and black when you are close to ink."

"Indeed... I feel like I've turned black after being with you for a long time, hahaha. But don't worry, I've never blamed you."

"Oh? So, I have to say thank you to you?"

"You're welcome, haha."

"Narcissistic man, it seems that the teacher has a reason for not letting top students and poor students play together. I'm afraid if this continues, even me, a top student, will be led astray by you."

Sango Shizuku pretended to sigh, but there was still a slight smile on her lips.

Lorraine shrugged.

"If you are really led astray, it means that your willpower is not firm, and you are also eager to become a bad guy. Your desire and soul should be a bad guy. A truly strong-willed person will not It can be influenced by anyone, so you should look for your own reasons."

"I don't want to hear it. What you say is always a lot of nonsense."

"Hahaha……"

"As for your age, I set it to 27 without permission. If you want to change it, it's still too late."

"27? It's okay. 27 is pretty good too."

"Then what's your real age?"

"Want to hear the truth?"

"You still want to tell lies?"

"Okay, let me tell you the truth..., my real age is..."

"that is?"

"I do not know either."

"Are you kidding me?"

Sango Shizuku glared at this stinky man angrily.

Lorraine said innocently.

"I really don't know. Every word is true and absolutely no lies."

"If you don't want to say it, forget it."

"How old do you think I am?"

"You are wearing a mask and sunglasses, how can I see clearly?"

"Guess it, haha."

"25?"

Sango Shizuku felt that she had guessed something big. After all, Lorraine looked like a mature adult and could not be a young boy.

That should be about the same level, right?

Who knows.

Lorraine smiled and replied.

"Then let's call it 25."

"What do you mean, just pretend it's 25? Why don't you tell me the real number? What are you hiding?... Is it possible that you are already in your thirties or forties?"

"Hahaha... If you insist on thinking that way, that's fine."

"It's annoying. There is always no truth in his mouth. I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it."

"What do you believe in?"

"Nothing a man says is good, it's all lies."

"How will you know if something is good if you don't try it?"

"Oh?"

This man actually has the guts to make such obscene jokes to himself, the student council president, in public?

Sango Shizuku didn't believe that this man really had the courage.

-

in fact.

Everything Lorraine said was true. He couldn't remember his age clearly. Even if he was in his fifties or sixties, Lorraine would not refute it.

After all, he keeps dying.

Especially at the beginning of the novice period, starving to death, falling to death, thirsty to death, poisoning to death, exhaustion, sudden death, hanging... were simply commonplace.

Especially when surviving in the wilderness.

When I was a novice, I didn’t know anything. I ate randomly, walked around randomly, and suffered from hunger and cold. The consequences were various diseases, trauma, and natural disasters.

He couldn't live more than a few days at all.

In an ancient world..., the productivity is extremely backward, and the war is chaotic. He is a living poor refugee. There is either famine, plague, slave trade, or arresting strong men, besieging the city with a large army, and slaughtering the city for three days. The survival rate It's even lower.

To put it simply, it's like playing a new game with extremely difficult levels.

From the beginning, his death was unclear.

Those who arrive at the back are clearly dead.

Moreover, every time it is reborn, it will be replaced with a new game. There is no novice tutorial, no rules explanation, and no introduction to how to play.

How can this be fun if the cycle repeats like this?

-

Thanks to this.

Lorraine has long forgotten his true age. He only cares about living day by day and nourishing himself day by day.

He might die suddenly at some point.

Speaking of which...

In fact, Lorraine has always been very, very suspicious that she has a super scary negative BUFF on her body.

That is an extremely horrific mortality rate.

Even if you are going up the mountain to collect medicine, you may suddenly slip and fall into a dark cave, and then your hands and feet will be broken, and you will be stuck in the cracks of huge rocks that are so dark that there is no light, and you will starve to death of thirst.

Either he met a tiger, a black bear or the like, and in a life-and-death struggle, the good news was that he won, but the bad news was that he was also seriously injured, his flesh and blood were blurred, and before he could take two steps, his eyes went black due to excessive blood loss. His life was cut short.

Even if you stand on the street begging for food, you may be suddenly hit into a pulp by a truck that suddenly loses control.

When you join the army and fight, you will be placed in the vanguard. If you are lucky, you can survive a small battle with scars. But when you encounter a super battlefield with hundreds of thousands of people, it is very good. Lorraine directly and consciously prepares for the funeral. After fighting desperately, he will be exhausted and eventually be chopped into pieces by a steady stream of enemy troops.

of course……

This negative buff is just Lorraine's own speculation. Maybe it is real, or maybe it is just the traumatic death sequelae left behind after he died too many times.

Lorraine had no evidence of her own.

but.

He felt a little strange.

After such a long period of reincarnation, his appearance seems to have remained in this state without any special changes.

Lorraine had speculated whether she had some kind of golden finger that would lead to immortality.

But when it's time to die, you will still die.

I'm afraid he can figure this out unless he lives in a certain world for a hundred and eighty years.

But the key is...

Can you live that long?