How can an ordinary person be the protagonist in a variety comic?

Looking at Lorraine's expression at this moment, Sango Shizuku couldn't tell for a moment whether he was telling the truth or a lie.

She decided to take a step back.

"If you want me to keep it a secret for you, that's okay."

"Oh? Hahaha... I finally heard a pleasant word from a woman like you."

"Hmph, rude man."

Sango Shizuku didn't bother to pay attention to his impolite and rude remarks. She continued, "Originally, in this situation, all school security should be notified immediately, and then the police number should be called, and suspicious persons like you should be sent directly to the police station. .”

"Here we go again, I haven't had enough fun yet, my student council eldest lady."

"However, you have indeed not harmed any students here. From the time I noticed you, you have been immersed in reading and have not done anything else excessive or suspicious."

"In ancient times, there were Sima tanks who carved walls to gain light, and now there is also me, Lorraine, who is working hard to survive. I had no intention of doing anything else. I just wanted to study hard and become a useful person to society in the future so that I can stand out."

"is it?"

"Isn't that what it is?"

Haha, hum.

It sounded very nice, but it was a pity that Sango Shizuku didn't believe a word of it. She didn't think that the other party really came to study.

But she really didn't know the other party's purpose of lurking in the library department.

This was what she wanted to know most when she tricked him into coming to the student council president's office.

But now it seems.

With this man's shameless urinary attitude, there is definitely no useful information that can be extracted from him. Besides, it's hard to tell which of the words coming out of his mouth is true and which is false. , so cunning and ruthless.

-

"Okay, how about this?"

Sango Shizuku gave her own negotiation plan, "I can allow you to stay in the library department of our college, but you must also abide by the rules here."

"What rules?"

"First, don't harm any students here, otherwise you will be arrested immediately."

"I have nothing to do, go attack students, what am I, the pathogen of the black light virus, right?"

"Second, you are not allowed to steal anything in the library department. This is the property of Star Iron Academy. You can read any book in the library department, but you cannot take it away without permission."

"You gave it to me, but I'm too lazy to ask for it. It's very heavy to take outside and there's no place to put it."

"Third, after school, you must also leave the school. You cannot stay in the school all the time."

"Yes, yes..., my eldest lady, just listen to you!"

"As for fourth."

"Why is there still more?"

Sango Shizuku paused here deliberately to whet Lorraine's appetite.

The latter asked impatiently.

"You should tell me quickly. What is the fourth one? Can you explain it clearly at once?"

"You are responsible for helping to clean up the library department, and you are also responsible for helping the library committee to sort out the books scattered on the desk."

"To put it simply, let us, Lao Lin, work part-time. Come on, if you had told me earlier, I knew you had no good intentions."

"You still seem unhappy?"

"Nonsense, who would be happy to let others come to work without wages or food?"

"There is definitely no salary, because there is no such expenditure in the school's finances."

"Oh."

Haha, he just mentioned it casually and took it seriously.

Do you think he really cares about the little wages?

"But this one is in charge of food..."

"what?"

"If you perform well, it's not like I can't be merciful enough to provide you with something."

"What, you want to treat me to dinner? If it's not from Black Elephant, I won't eat it."

"It's just an extra lunch. If you're really obedient, I can treat it as a reward."

Sango Shizuku looked meaningfully at the arrogant man in front of her, sitting on her desk.

If you tame such a man into a pet and keep him at home.

Maybe it’s also a very good experience?

She suddenly thought so devilishly.

-

"Make one more bento? Why, you still want to make a bento for me?"

"Why, have you still been wronged?"

"I'm afraid it's poisonous."

"How rude! - You have to know, looking at the whole school, there are so many people who want to eat the bento I made myself, but they still can't."

"Hahaha, narcissist, who cares about the bento you made? You really think of yourself as Chang'e in the palace of heaven. In fact, no one wants to eat the bento you made. Your so-called countless people want to eat it, it's just It’s just an illusion you made up, all false, none of it is true.”

"Why do you always like to make me angry?"

"Anyway, we, Old Lin, have our own bentos and know how to make them ourselves. I don't care about other people's bentos. Poison can be put in chicken soup, let alone bentos."

"He is indeed a barbaric man with no sense of humor."

"You are funny, so I will bring you a lunch box later, and you can tell me whether you dare to eat it or not!"

"Oh? You made that too?"

"Yes, that's right."

"You can also cook?"

"Old Lin is good at the hall and in the kitchen. How can he not have these life skills? I'm not bragging. Our country's Manchu-Han banquet and the famous cuisines at the state banquet were learned by our old master with all his strength. Many of them Cuisine... Really... Even for people like you, no matter how rich you are, you will never be able to eat the most authentic and authentic state banquet dishes."

Seeing Lorraine looking super proud and proud.

Sango Shizuku really became curious.

"sure."

"What's okay?"

"Send me your lunch box and I'll have a taste."

"I'm daydreaming. I'll give you my lunch. What should I eat? Should I drink the northwest wind? Oh, I can starve to death."

"You can eat mine."

"No, I'm afraid it's poisonous."

"Well... how about I take you to the cafeteria in person and order lunch for you?"

"Do you really want to eat the bento I made?"

"Don't you brag about it yourself? Naturally I will be curious."

Sango Shizuku is sure to eat this bento today.

Jesus can't keep it, she said.

-

"Aren't you afraid that I might poison it?"

"Not afraid."

"Brainless, you should be afraid."

"If I were poisoned, you would immediately become a wanted person across the country."

"Haha, that's really tragic."

"So I bet it's not poisonous."

"A madman."

Lorraine chuckled and jumped down from the desk.

Seeing that Shizuku Sango was still sitting on the chair, Lorraine reminded her silently.

"Let's go! My eldest lady, why are you still sitting there? Your butt is stuck."

"Can't you be more polite when you speak?"

"I'm sorry, that's just me. We, Old Lin, are just a rough guy. You need to get used to it."

"You agreed?"

"First follow me back to the library department to get the lunch box, and then take me to the cafeteria. After I order the meal, and after you actually pay, I, Old Lin, will give you the lunch box, paying for it with one hand and delivering it with the other. How about it?"

"Quite cautious."

"Let me tell you in advance, I have a big appetite. Don't regret it when you pay."

"Oh? How big can it be?"

"It's as big as three or four stories."

"Interesting man, I can buy it for you as much as you want, but the premise is... you can't waste it, you can't deliberately order a lot of food, you have to eat it all."

"You don't have to say it."

"Let's do this. In order to prevent you from wasting food then, after you order your meal and I pay, I will sit with you. You eat your lunch and I eat your bento. How about that?"

"Whatever... you can eat wherever you like, just don't regret it and run away when you pay."

"Don't worry, I, the student council president, can still afford your appetite."

Sango Shizuku suddenly felt that things had become interesting.

Eat with others?

It seems like I haven't done this for a long time.

-

As he stood up and took out the key to open the door, he and Lorraine left the office side by side.

Sango Shizuku also said on the way.

"You are the first boy who can sit with me like that, at the same dining table, and eat together. Are you happy?"

"Neuropathy."

"You said bad words again, please be civilized."

"Don't talk to me like your girlfriend, thank you."

"Girlfriend? You are really good at taking advantage of me."

"I'm the one who suffers, right?"

"So do you have a girlfriend?"

"Do you think I look like that kind of person?"

"no."

"It's none of your business, you seem very happy?"

Lorraine felt humiliated and ridiculed.

Sango Shizuku smiled and said nothing, and then said nothing else.